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I really don't understand the "Don't ask Don't Tell" policy

Doesn't the word of the Lord already contain a policy about all Gays and Lesbians:

I think it is called "Don't Be Don't Do"!

cocopea9052, RR 48 Comments [10/24/2009 1:15:26 AM]
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"Don't Be Don't Do"!

Blast! Nathan the Wise already got there before me. Ermmmm...


'Do do do do
De da da da'


(Haven't heard anything by The Police for years!)

10/24/2009 8:12:55 AM

Caustic Gnostic

That rule only applies to the Goyim who work in the synagogues during the Shabbes...that is, if you refer to Leviticus.

10/24/2009 8:16:52 AM


Doesn't the word of the Lord already contain a policy about all Gays and Lesbians

No, some bronze age Arab goat herder and a sexually dysfunctional pecksniffer from Tarsus said something about homosexual practices among men. The Lord, on the other hand, has been remarkably silent on this or any other subject.

10/24/2009 8:35:37 AM


You don't ask and they don't tell, and so nobody hears things they don't want to hear. I don't think it an be said any simpler.

10/24/2009 8:35:54 AM

Seriously, the word of this god says that it is omnipotent and omniscient, etc. So, if this god of yours didn't like gays and lesbians, then they simply wouldn't have existed in the first place. After all, if this god is so powerful, then its preferences would become reality, right?

10/24/2009 8:40:02 AM

Thinking Allowed

Apparently you really don't understand the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy. The word of you god says to stone the gays and lesbians to death. That is nowhere the same thing as "Don't ask. Don't tell". That policy has no mention of stoning the person.

10/24/2009 9:19:52 AM


I think it also contains many other bullshit policies as well.

10/24/2009 10:05:06 AM

@ WMDKitty and John

Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature

Paul....er...I mean Jesus hates lesbians too.

10/24/2009 3:50:05 PM


I think Johnathan and David would like to have a word with you.

10/24/2009 6:50:28 PM


And just how does someone go about not being born homosexual?

10/24/2009 8:02:17 PM


If you want to live your life by a bronze age book, then fine. But don't expect everyone else to.

10/24/2009 8:27:16 PM

Jack D

I really don't understand the "God said it, I believe it, that settles it!" policy, either.

Let's change it to "Shut up, Shut up, Shut up!"

10/24/2009 10:47:15 PM


I really don't understand the "Don't ask Don't Tell" policy

Doesn't the word of the Lord already contain a policy about all Gays and Lesbians:

I think it is called "Don't Be Don't Do"!

Interestingly enough the Christian church has a similar policy relating to life: Don't think--don't question.

10/24/2009 10:58:53 PM


Same rule about cheeseburgers, shrimp cocktail and divorce asshole, but you guys kindly ignore that one.

10/26/2009 12:05:46 AM

Mister SPak

But we're not a chistianist nation so who cares what your gods policy is?

10/26/2009 6:13:12 AM

Actually, I'm pretty sure the word of the Lord contains a policy more along the lines of, "Hey humanity, I love each and every one of you." Maybe you should read it sometime, it's a decent book.

10/26/2009 9:49:43 AM

Zeus Almighty

"I really don't understand"

If only you had stopped there.

10/26/2009 12:27:44 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

Don't Be - A Fundy RaptureRetard!

Don't Do - Fundy preaching!

Problem solved.

10/26/2009 10:00:28 PM

I read about the afterlife

Except our government is not bound by your religion.

5/3/2010 7:28:23 AM


You THINK? You're making demands on other people to change themselves in the name of your religion and you're not even sure, you just THINK?

I think YOU should get off Rapture Ready and try actually READING your Bible.

5/3/2010 7:47:26 AM


Isn't this the same policy that your lord keeps on wearing mixed fabric clothing, on eating shell fish, and on talking back to your parents (lest you be stoned...?)

Or, in other words:

5/3/2010 8:12:45 AM


Fuck you, cunt.

12/18/2012 9:49:22 AM


Yeah, we should ban shellfish and polyester too! God hates shrimp!

12/18/2012 10:43:04 AM

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