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Without the opposite you cease to exist! Atheist would not exist without God! No Darkness without Light.?
Atheist!!!-----you only get your power from there actually Being a God. In Order to resist, there must be something pushing.Without God....? you would be pushing on a rope instead of pulling on it. It's worthless to push on a rope! So Atheist!!! Thank God As Your Opponent, For He Gives Your Cause Substinance.

ricky, Yahoo Answers 91 Comments [10/24/2009 1:16:14 AM]
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#1041936

> Atheist would not exist without God!

No. Atheists would not exist without theists. Positions everyone agree on don't need labels.

> In Order to resist, there must be something pushing.

So all those other religions you claim to be false are actually true, because you resist and deny them?

10/24/2009 1:20:46 AM

#1041946

Wehpudicabok

Why do you sound less like a fundie than a bad Fullmetal Alchemist parody?

10/24/2009 1:29:34 AM

#1041951

Woody

So if there were no god, then it would not be possible for people not to believe in his existence, huh?

That's fundie logic for you.

10/24/2009 1:30:59 AM

#1041957

atrasicarius

10/24/2009 1:33:30 AM

#1041964

TB Tabby

Actually, atheists would exist without theists. Only the label "atheist" would not exist.

10/24/2009 1:44:18 AM

#1041966

Mihangel apYrs

without evil, how is there goo?

without a devil, how can there be a god?

This moron hasjust argued for duelism, the Manichean heresy, and thus should be burned alive...

10/24/2009 1:44:38 AM

#1041967

Or, working against organised religion, which is something that definitely exists.

Also, please, please, for the sake of my sanity, Stop Using Title Case Like This. Its Fucking Annoying.

10/24/2009 1:45:12 AM

#1042001

WWBFD

Substinance.

That's what my cause needs. More substinance.

Thank God for God, because without him, I'd have a cause which was sadly lacking in substinance.

10/24/2009 2:21:39 AM

#1042007

perkz

this is not as stupid as it sounds. even though the guy is an idiot he is touching upon some great ideas from structuralism and post-structuralism, that atheism is a discourse in resistance to the metanarrative of Christianity from which it derives its power.

10/24/2009 2:26:32 AM

#1042012

Marsten

"Atheist!!!-----you only get your power from there actually Being a God."

Power? We have powers?

You mean every other atheist in the whole world has been flying around zapping people with laser-beams from their eyes and so on, and nobody TOLD ME about this?

Fuck!!

10/24/2009 2:33:20 AM

#1042016

GodotIsWaiting4U

What the bloody hell are you trying to say?

10/24/2009 2:39:09 AM

#1042021

AXavierB

@ Wehpudicabok: No, sounds more like this kid has been playing too much Twilight Princess.

10/24/2009 2:44:07 AM

#1042022

Talking about somebody who believes to be God............

10/24/2009 2:44:20 AM

#1042031

nutbunny

ricky, don't be stupid. Analogies don't necessarily have to do anything with reality.

New word: Substinance = abstinence + substance

10/24/2009 2:49:00 AM

#1042036

zipperback

@perkz: Atheism predates Christianity. You could argue it's a discourse to the god concept as a whole but this ignores atheism as a passive state of consciousness,

10/24/2009 2:55:39 AM

#1042043

apenpaap

Atheists!!! wouldn't exist without theists, because then everyone would be an Atheist!!! and we wouldn't need the label Atheist!!!

10/24/2009 3:02:45 AM

#1042059

campbunny

Come again?

10/24/2009 3:43:43 AM

#1042079

WMDKitty

*headdesk*

Holy hell, this has to be one of the worst arguments I've -ever- seen for "God".

10/24/2009 4:16:10 AM

#1042097

Doctor Fishcake

Coming up next, on "When Confucius Goes Bad"...

10/24/2009 4:29:10 AM

#1042105

Lozza

This pretty much sums this up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEkWH8DB7b0

10/24/2009 4:37:48 AM

#1042129

The Jamo

I have powers?

10/24/2009 5:33:20 AM

#1042135

solomongrundy

Christians are atheists themselves.

After all, they don't believe in Zeus, Thor, Anubis or Crom Cruach.

10/24/2009 5:40:01 AM

#1042140

arcturus

we're not fighting against your god in a battle, we're ignoring your god because he's not there.

10/24/2009 5:42:57 AM

#1042141

Godbuster

There must be something pushing... puuuuushing... it's about precision, pre-cis-sion.

Geez, you're like Steve Smith from American Dad on Energy drinks.

10/24/2009 5:43:41 AM

#1042172

XZX245

"Atheist would not exist without God!"- Atheists exist... so does that mean there's no god? A mix of poor writing and psychosis makes this whole rant very difficult to understand

10/24/2009 6:06:48 AM

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