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Without the opposite you cease to exist! Atheist would not exist without God! No Darkness without Light.?
Atheist!!!-----you only get your power from there actually Being a God. In Order to resist, there must be something pushing.Without God....? you would be pushing on a rope instead of pulling on it. It's worthless to push on a rope! So Atheist!!! Thank God As Your Opponent, For He Gives Your Cause Substinance.

ricky, Yahoo Answers 91 Comments [10/24/2009 1:16:14 AM]
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> Atheist would not exist without God!

No. Atheists would not exist without theists. Positions everyone agree on don't need labels.

> In Order to resist, there must be something pushing.

So all those other religions you claim to be false are actually true, because you resist and deny them?

10/24/2009 1:20:46 AM

Wehpudicabok

Why do you sound less like a fundie than a bad Fullmetal Alchemist parody?

10/24/2009 1:29:34 AM

Woody

So if there were no god, then it would not be possible for people not to believe in his existence, huh?

That's fundie logic for you.

10/24/2009 1:30:59 AM

atrasicarius


10/24/2009 1:33:30 AM

TB Tabby

Actually, atheists would exist without theists. Only the label "atheist" would not exist.

10/24/2009 1:44:18 AM

Mihangel apYrs

without evil, how is there goo?

without a devil, how can there be a god?

This moron hasjust argued for duelism, the Manichean heresy, and thus should be burned alive...

10/24/2009 1:44:38 AM



Or, working against organised religion, which is something that definitely exists.

Also, please, please, for the sake of my sanity, Stop Using Title Case Like This. Its Fucking Annoying.

10/24/2009 1:45:12 AM

WWBFD

Substinance.

That's what my cause needs. More substinance.

Thank God for God, because without him, I'd have a cause which was sadly lacking in substinance.

10/24/2009 2:21:39 AM

perkz

this is not as stupid as it sounds. even though the guy is an idiot he is touching upon some great ideas from structuralism and post-structuralism, that atheism is a discourse in resistance to the metanarrative of Christianity from which it derives its power.

10/24/2009 2:26:32 AM

Marsten

"Atheist!!!-----you only get your power from there actually Being a God."

Power? We have powers?

You mean every other atheist in the whole world has been flying around zapping people with laser-beams from their eyes and so on, and nobody TOLD ME about this?

Fuck!!

10/24/2009 2:33:20 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

What the bloody hell are you trying to say?

10/24/2009 2:39:09 AM

AXavierB

@ Wehpudicabok: No, sounds more like this kid has been playing too much Twilight Princess.

10/24/2009 2:44:07 AM



Talking about somebody who believes to be God............

10/24/2009 2:44:20 AM

nutbunny

ricky, don't be stupid. Analogies don't necessarily have to do anything with reality.

New word: Substinance = abstinence + substance

10/24/2009 2:49:00 AM

zipperback

@perkz: Atheism predates Christianity. You could argue it's a discourse to the god concept as a whole but this ignores atheism as a passive state of consciousness,

10/24/2009 2:55:39 AM

apenpaap

Atheists!!! wouldn't exist without theists, because then everyone would be an Atheist!!! and we wouldn't need the label Atheist!!!

10/24/2009 3:02:45 AM

campbunny

Come again?

10/24/2009 3:43:43 AM

WMDKitty

*headdesk*

Holy hell, this has to be one of the worst arguments I've -ever- seen for "God".

10/24/2009 4:16:10 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Coming up next, on "When Confucius Goes Bad"...

10/24/2009 4:29:10 AM

Lozza

This pretty much sums this up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEkWH8DB7b0

10/24/2009 4:37:48 AM

The Jamo

I have powers?

10/24/2009 5:33:20 AM

solomongrundy

Christians are atheists themselves.

After all, they don't believe in Zeus, Thor, Anubis or Crom Cruach.


10/24/2009 5:40:01 AM

arcturus

we're not fighting against your god in a battle, we're ignoring your god because he's not there.

10/24/2009 5:42:57 AM

Godbuster

There must be something pushing... puuuuushing... it's about precision, pre-cis-sion.

Geez, you're like Steve Smith from American Dad on Energy drinks.

10/24/2009 5:43:41 AM

XZX245

"Atheist would not exist without God!"- Atheists exist... so does that mean there's no god? A mix of poor writing and psychosis makes this whole rant very difficult to understand

10/24/2009 6:06:48 AM
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