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#1042518
Vince
the church of Satanism has something along those same lines about you.
think about that.
10/24/2009 2:14:22 PM
#1042559
Religion is the opponent you fool.
10/24/2009 3:42:49 PM
#1042589
Panz
Insane word salad for the fail, table 2
10/24/2009 4:38:45 PM
#1042590
Alcari
We have powers?
why didn't anyone tell me this before? DAMN YOU ALL!
10/24/2009 4:39:38 PM
#1042618
Raffello
Yeah, and the more punctuation you use, the more valid your position becomes, right?
10/24/2009 6:11:26 PM
#1042649
Thejebusfire
Atheists don't resist god. They just don't believe in him.
Why do you resist Odin?
10/24/2009 8:21:52 PM
#1042669
Philbert McAdamia
Every hero needs his bad guy, or he wouldn't be such a hero. That's why God needs his Satan, Bush needed his Osama Bin Laden, Batman needs the Penguin, Riddler, Joker, Superman needs Lex Luthor, Sherlock Holmes/Professor Moriarty. They can't kill off the antagonist, it's in the script.
Look at the Xtn God - he's such a nasty bastard nobody would ever like him if they didn't invent another bully to claim is even worse. And that's pretty much debatable.
So...who is Santa Claus' arch enemy, and what makes him so damn good? The fat bastard still has my goddamn train set.
10/24/2009 9:16:33 PM
#1042805
Canadiest
Which is why Atheists claim no 'power' or gifts from the unknown. We are a non-belief. why don't they get that?
There is absolutely no reasons something has to exist to not believe in it. This is fundie brainwashing at it's worst, an attempt to create a proof with an illogical conclusion
10/25/2009 6:36:18 AM
#1042973
Hotspur
Proof by Random capitalization.
works For me.
10/25/2009 2:45:57 PM
#1042981
So Atheist!!! Thank God As Your Opponent,
Uhh, no. No atheist will be thanking imaginary play mate of yours
10/25/2009 3:13:50 PM
#1042994
misshani
Of course atheists have power. Atheists have the power to draw believers into questioning their faith.
In the eyes of fundies, this has been a horrifying and dangerous power. A power that has been kept in check by any and all violent means necessary for much of history.
Naturally, they're too stricken with fear of Hell to take a step back and rationally consider the possibility that their faith is just that weak and vulnerable that it can't stand up to simple scrutiny. No, only the supernatural could threaten their god! So of course they conclude that atheism has some kind of malevolent supernatural origin. Which is about THE most hilarious ironic joke ever told.
10/25/2009 4:15:29 PM
#1042996
Without salt there would be no sugar! Or is it pepper?
10/25/2009 4:16:35 PM
#1043047
Ambrielle
No, you nit.
It's only your mythical God's brainwashed followers we resist.
10/25/2009 8:08:51 PM
#1043052
Uh, the opposite of an atheist is a theist, not a god. Whoops.
10/25/2009 8:27:17 PM
#1043053
Caustic Gnostic
This sounds suspiciously like a framework for a flip-flop world, like, if you're not ricky, you are his polar opposite.
"Piss up a rope" is the saying, btw. Go do it.
10/25/2009 8:27:22 PM
#1043068
Giveitaday
Without the opposite you cease to exist!
Absolutely untrue. there is nothing about the universe to suggest in any way that everything must exist in dichatomy with it's opposite.
Atheist would not exist without God!
Wrong again. Atheism is a response to theism, the belief that there is a "god" of some manner, a belief that is not shared by atheists. The existence of theism is in no way evidence, let alone proof, of the existence of any "god".
No Darkness without Light.?
Darkness can and does exist in the absence of light because THAT IS WHAT DARKNESS IS! Fuck, get a damnned education before you go running off at the mouth on subjects you haven't the slightest idea about. People ike you have changed Y! Answers into a fucking 24-7 amateur hour.
Atheist!!!-----
Atheists. It's plural you idiot. It's people like you that make me worry that Idiocracy is acurate prophecy rather than bad comedy.
you only get your power from there actually Being a God.
What in the fuck are you talking about? Not believing in something is a negative position. If you don't believe in Santa Claus does that mean that therefore Santa Claus must exist for to not believe in? If such backwards and idiotic ideas as yours were fact rather than the fiction of a deluded mind then literally everything that no one believed in would have to exist.
In Order to resist, there must be something pushing
Non belief is not resisting anything, it's simply lack of belief in a concept or claim, not a positive assertion. Are that uneducated that you can't understand that?
Without God....? you would be pushing on a rope instead of pulling on it. It's worthless to push on a rope!
Is this poorly phrased metaphor going anywhere? Or are you just rambling until they make you take your meds again?
So Atheist!!!
Atheists. It's plural, PLURAL, FUCKING PLURAL DAMN IT!!!! What in the name of fuck make's you thing you can tackle existetial metaphysical concepts when you can't even get a handle on basic fucking sentence structure?
Thank God As Your Opponent, For He Gives Your Cause Substinance.
You poor sad deluded fucking imbecile. Atheist are not in opposition to yours, or anybody else's "god". It's rather hard to oppose something that you don't even believe exists in the first place.
10/25/2009 9:28:23 PM
#1043185
Damn double post, and without a name. It's my doppelganger I tell you...... DOPPELGANGER!!!
10/26/2009 12:13:27 AM
#1043187
Antichrist
Without the opposite you cease to exist!
So everyone of us has an evil doppelganger out there? COOL :D
Atheist would not exist without God! No Darkness without Light.?
So you're putting us on the same plain as your god? again COOL :D I got me some smiting to perform.
It's worthless to push on a rope!
Not if you want to give it some slack
Thank God As Your Opponent, For He Gives Your Cause Substinance.
I don't really want an 'opponent' I want to live my life without others shoving their religion down my throat or on my laws. Is that too much to ask? But if I did have to name an opponent, it would be fundies, not God.
10/26/2009 12:15:26 AM
#1043204
Atheismo
10/26/2009 1:07:59 AM
#1043335
Mister Spak
"Without the opposite you cease to exist! Atheist would not exist without God! "
And god can't exist without atheism?
10/26/2009 6:12:27 AM
#1043384
Hirsute_Nailbomb
okay, seriously, this is the third or fourth word salad i've read so far. what happened over the weekend to make these fundies so incoherent?
10/26/2009 7:12:28 AM
#1043413
Sulis
"Substinance" is not a MOTHERFUCKING WORD, asshat.
You're looking either for 'sustenance' or 'substance'.
10/26/2009 7:56:15 AM
#1043445
Misty
"No Darkness without Light."
...Dude. Darkness is the absence of light. It's the primordial background of the universe: DARKNESS.
That's like saying there's no cold without heat. Cold is just the absence of heat.... And the original shebang.
10/26/2009 8:50:05 AM
#1043454
Dr. Gus
No you don't cease to exist, the DEFINITION ceases to exist, if everyody was christian the word christian wouldn't be necessary, same goes to atheism.... DUMBASS
10/26/2009 8:56:52 AM
#1043478
Wooflang
My brain just shorted out.
10/26/2009 9:17:34 AM
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