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Without the opposite you cease to exist! Atheist would not exist without God! No Darkness without Light.?
Atheist!!!-----you only get your power from there actually Being a God. In Order to resist, there must be something pushing.Without God....? you would be pushing on a rope instead of pulling on it. It's worthless to push on a rope! So Atheist!!! Thank God As Your Opponent, For He Gives Your Cause Substinance.

ricky, Yahoo Answers 91 Comments [10/24/2009 1:16:14 AM]
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Dr. Novakaine

Aw, how cute, it's trying to pretend it can do logic. One day maybe it will learn how.

10/26/2009 10:03:37 AM

Godbuster

Punctuation is not a stylistic device.

8/3/2010 10:53:49 AM

GigaGuess

I'm really getting sick of the argument that to disbelieve in something, it must exist.

8/3/2010 10:57:53 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Sorry, I don't believe in Thor.

8/3/2010 11:00:07 AM

Swede

Good thing then that there are atheists or you Christians and your god would not exist.

False dichotomy, dumbass. Atheists refrain from believing in all gods, not just in your God. They also don't believe in YHWH, Allah, Vishnu, Brahman, Odin, Zeus, Ra and Ganesh. So, as atheists exists, all of those gods must also exist, right?

There are several stages between Darkness and Light, as well. What about sunrise and sunset, dusk and dawn, the kind of fake-twilight that happens during thunderstorms? Then there's the brilliant light of a sunny day, the dull light of a cloudy day. There's also the not-really-dark that we have up here during mid-summer, when the sun doesn't set completely. (They probably have something similar on the southern hemisphere also.)

Oh, by the way: atheists are not against any gods (that would be anti-theistic, actually), we simply don't see any evidence for their existence. Neither pushing nor pulling on any ropes, no Cause. We just concentrate on the real world.

8/3/2010 12:33:36 PM



I want my superpowers now

8/3/2010 5:34:20 PM

Neith

substinance: A substitute for sustenance; ie, junk food.

8/3/2010 8:19:21 PM

caustic gnostic

Memory bubble:

"I been screwin' so long with a limber dick, I swear I could row a boat with a rope."

8/3/2010 8:46:57 PM

Justanotheratheist

Cool. Then there must be an easter bunny, a tooth fairy, a santa claus, and a herd of pink unicorns gambolling around in a forest somewhere.

I've seen theists come up with some spectacular logic fails, but this one just about wins the Oscar.

8/3/2010 11:49:58 PM

Fompili

Nope, I'm not ceasing to exist, still sitting here having fun being a Non-Christian. IF I go 'poof' you might win the argument, but don't hold your breath, ricky. Not gonna happen.

Also: Sustenance??? Substance??? You fail English so much it makes my temples hurt.

8/4/2010 8:14:21 AM

blayzekohime

I don't believe in unicorns either.

Oh my gods! That means there must be unicorns!

8/4/2010 9:23:07 AM

calgarc

i wanna smoke what hes smoking...

9/21/2010 7:41:31 AM

Kuyohashi

The thing pushing against atheism isn't gawd, it's the lunatic fringe who think they're his buddies.

7/12/2011 4:25:04 PM

katie5000

"Atheist would not exist without God!"

Without the concept of a god, yes. That, at least, would have to exist first before a person could take the stance that they don't think that it's possible or realistic (and therefore don't believe it).

"Atheist!!!-----you only get your power from there actually being a God."

I suppose so. Perhaps you should stop promoting the concept of a god so much, then, if you don't want atheists to have any power. In other words, don't give them something to pit themselves against.

7/12/2011 7:24:43 PM

buff114

popping pills again I see?

7/12/2011 7:55:37 PM

Justanotheratheist

Ah, the good old "something must exist if people don't believe in it" argument, which has been debunked more times than the flat earth theory.

Unicorns, Santa Claus, and leprechauns come to mind, anybody?

7/13/2011 1:48:01 AM
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