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(On the comments section of a news article about a man who shot and killed his fiancee the night before their wedding because he thought she was an intruder in his house)

God is punishing them for cohabitating before marriage

Vallandingham, KATU.com news website 69 Comments [10/26/2009 3:49:41 AM]
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Saul Goode

Your god is an asshat.

10/26/2009 3:51:09 AM

aaa

What an asshole.

10/26/2009 4:02:10 AM

Mudak

Feel that achristian love ...

10/26/2009 4:09:55 AM

BobsOldSocks

What a disgusting excuse for a human being.

10/26/2009 4:17:07 AM

nutbunny

Cohabiting before marriage is only punishable by many
lashes of the whip in Islam. I did not know that the
punishment in the bible was death. Hah....

10/26/2009 4:22:49 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Your god is a fucking douche.

10/26/2009 4:24:11 AM



YAY guns.

Are we sure this guy isn't lying?

10/26/2009 4:31:33 AM



Sorry, that just sounds suspicious. Whoops!

10/26/2009 4:32:33 AM



bible/he who lives by the second amendment will die by the second amendment/bible

10/26/2009 5:24:02 AM

Jack Bauer

More likely he sobered up and realised that he had got engaged to an ugly bitch...

Or he had just found out that she was a YEC fundy!

10/26/2009 5:24:50 AM

CailinBan

But look how many cohabiting couples go on to marry without God killing one of them first (e.g. me and my husband) - what's the story there?

10/26/2009 5:50:39 AM

Jade

Umm, my parents lived together long before they were married, and they're both alive. If your God is punishing people for cohabitating before marriage, not only is he an asshole, he's also inconsistant.

Or, you're the asshole. Either way, someone is an asshole.

10/26/2009 5:56:36 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

and yet another reason direct from a Christians mouth not to worship Christ.. because hes an egotistical maniacal dick.

10/26/2009 6:02:29 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Me and my wife cohabitated rather well (and often) for about 3 1/2 years before we got married. As far as we are concerned we dont need a church muttering some magic spells over us (for thousands of dollars) for us to love each other and be faithful to each other. When my wife got pregnant we decided to get a justice of the peace so that everything is legal and rented out a banquet hall..did a really quick ceremony and partied our asses off all night.
If your Jesus doesnt like it, then he can lick the sweat from between the crack of my buttocks after I have worked a 10 hour shift.

10/26/2009 6:12:59 AM

Cassandra

> God is punishing them for cohabitating before marriage

Ah! Church weddings are obviously overrated, if meeting the person you're about to marry puts you both to the risk. In fact, it'd be extremely ill-advised, even suicidal, to go into a church with a person you're merely about to marry. Why, the moment you approach the altar, you could get blasted to bits by divine vengeance!

Civil marriage is the only safe option! God may be lurking in churches, but He cannot get inside Government buildings.

10/26/2009 6:49:42 AM

/)ø(/à

Gods will...
LOL Pretty sure it would be more comforting knowing this was an accident no some magical jebus' plan.

10/26/2009 6:51:21 AM

Doctor Whom

That is so true. All cohabitors shoot their partners; married people never shoot their spouses.

10/26/2009 6:53:30 AM

WMDKitty

Fucking vulture, using a tragic accident to push his idiotic religion.

10/26/2009 7:08:30 AM

Horsefeathers

"God is punishing them for cohabitating before marriage"

Your god sounds like the kind of parent that beats the holy hell out of their toddler for not eating their vegetables at dinner.

Your god should have his parenting privileges taken away. You know, come to think of it, maybe he has. That might be why we don't hear disembodied booming voices from the sky, talking bushes, people turning into pillars of salt, fire and brimstone raining down and so on like they supposedly did in the OT. Maybe the other gods your Babble mentions finally got around to locking the psycho up somewhere...

10/26/2009 7:20:32 AM

Kat

Sorry Vallandingham, but the last time I checked, you are not God's spokesperson. If God was striking down this couple for cohabiting before marriage, how come He didn't do the same for the millions and millions that are doing the same thing?

10/26/2009 7:25:32 AM

Panz

Then your god deserves no worship, and you are a monsterous person

10/26/2009 7:25:35 AM

freako104

What about friends of mine in Knightdale? They aren't married but they are together. Hell they have a son together. Though you do give me good reason I won't be a Christian anytime soon.

10/26/2009 7:29:21 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

He's being really picky about when he does it, then.

10/26/2009 7:55:34 AM

raindrops

Instead of say... guiding the bomb to where bin Laden is hiding? Why is your god making shitty decisions?

10/26/2009 7:57:40 AM

breakerslion

Random act of cruelty?

Your God is a demented little boy shining a magnifying glass at his ant farm?

Because God is love, and God is just, he singled out this couple from millions, sort of like he punished the simple religious souls living adjacent to the "sinful" French Quarter in New Orleans?

Do you have any idea how stupid your religious beliefs really are?

Sorry. Look who I'm expecting answers from. My bad.


10/26/2009 8:16:10 AM
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