SAME THING WITH THE SPACE SHUTTLE DISASTER ... GOD could have put His finger on the damaged Space Shuttle Columbia to bring it to a safe landing on earth... but He didn't because of America's national sins like sodomy! Once again, we see clearly that gays have caused Heaven to withdraw Divine blessing and protection from America!
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Oh, BrotherRobert, can't you see that it was clearly not the gays but the practice of teaching children the ToE that made God blow up the space shuttle?
Fundie logic summarised: Everything good is caused by God, Jesus, or Jesus-believers.
Everything bad is caused by atheists, gays, or god being mad at one of those.
"See! There's a basis for my paranoia!"~Either Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewert, I forget.
Also, I get the feeling that if these guys could, they'd link Eve's sin with lesbianism.
And I accidentally put sugar on my fries today instead of salt! God could have put His finger on the sugar and kept me from lifting it... but He didn't because of Canada's national sins like allowing gays to marry!
That's how absurd you sound.
Oh, so sodmomy is the national sin, is it?
Well, that just maes me want to grab some random girl and roger her rear!
Actually he witheld the divine salvation of his noodley appendage because you don't dress like a pirate on Fridays, Robert.
Betcha feel real sorry now, eh?!
Gays didnt have many rights 90 or so years ago, but god didnt do a thing to stop the great depression. That fucked everything up way more than a space shuttle crashing. I mean really, how many people are going to look at a crashing space shuttle and think its all because of gay people.
Where is the tangible evidence that he actually did such a thing for that particular reason?
I guess we in Sweden are loved by God then, as our one and only astronaut came back safely to Earth...
So your god is a psychopath. Also it seems that the countries that allow it prosper. America is punished for being inhospitable, lacking compassion for the least of these, and worshipping the rich. And guess what Brother Robert? I shall tell you a secret. Those things I mentioned are in the Bible.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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