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God is very creative. Just look at the cherubim: 4 faces, 4 wings, cow legs and flying at 90 degree angles? WEIRD!!

And then think about the cherubim: 6 wings! What must their flight pattern look like?

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [10/27/2009 3:20:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus
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10/27/2009 11:24:53 PM




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10/27/2009 11:25:58 PM



And then think about the cherubim: 6 wings! What must their flight pattern look like?

6 wings? Meh. Now 7 wings, or even 8 maybe, yes, now that would be something. But I guess I'll have to wait for your creative god to think those up. Seriously though look up Cerberus, Hydra or Chimera on wikipedia. All that stuff is pre-christianity and makes your stupid aerodynamically impossible angels look stupid by comparison, and your god a 7 year old with a box of crayons.

10/27/2009 11:26:27 PM



And then think about the cherubim: 6 wings! What must their flight pattern look like?

6 wings? Meh. Now 7 wings, or even 8 maybe, yes, now that would be something. But I guess I'll have to wait for your creative god to think those up. Seriously though look up Cerberus, Hydra or Chimera on wikipedia. All that stuff is pre-christianity and makes your stupid aerodynamically impossible angels look stupid by comparison, and your god a 7 year old with a box of crayons.

10/27/2009 11:28:45 PM

aaa

Dude, you took way too much acid.

10/28/2009 12:42:01 AM

CailinBan

@Campbunny

If it's a poe, it's a very dedicated one. She's a regular poster on RR and regular featured artist here on FSTDT.

Although I grant you it SOUNDS like it should be a poe.

Hard to tell ...

10/28/2009 12:45:36 AM

werewolf

How does anything fly at 90 degree angles?

10/28/2009 1:50:02 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Got to be a poe, funny poe but a poe!

10/28/2009 5:04:48 AM



What mushrooms are you taken to see such things?, or is it LSD?

10/28/2009 6:17:10 AM

Tiberius Thyben

First, Cherubim had four wings, Seraphim had six*, perhaps you should read your post before posting it. Also, I hardly think that throwing stuff together in the most senseless manner possible makes someone creative... it makes them stupid.

*- That is, if they had ever existed.

10/28/2009 9:55:04 AM

Zeus Almighty

"God is very creative. Just look at the cherubim: 4 faces, 4 wings, cow legs and flying at 90 degree angles? WEIRD!!"

Yeah, he was probably stoned when he did that ...

10/28/2009 11:00:14 AM

Arts_Myth

I could be mistaken, but weren't cherubim originally winged, disembodied phalluses? Or otherwise based on such creatures?

10/28/2009 11:24:40 AM

AuraTwilight

Um...Angels are...like, spirits, right? Can't they look like anything they want, and do they even have to use their wings to fly?

10/28/2009 11:37:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

I think it's pretty funny that these people not only believe that these creatures are real, but sit around wondering about how they fly. If I believed in them, I'd have to say that since heaven is a magical place, they could fly however they wanted. Of course since they're magic they really wouldn't need wings. Maybe that's why I don't believe in mythical creatures.

I was in a church recently that had the ceiling behind the altar painted with creatures that were just a human head with a set of wings underneath. Kind of creepy. Don't know what kind of angel/cherubim/drug trip creature they were supposed to be.

10/28/2009 12:16:19 PM

fmitchell

The cherubim come from Ezekiel, in the same chapter where he describes wheels of fire. Seraphim (which is what NPBF perhaps meant to say) come from Isaiah.

I'd bet both came from the minds of those prophets, not God. Those guys must have scored some righteous weed. (Warning: non-drug user; substitute more appropriate substances.)


10/28/2009 1:13:08 PM

Dr. Novakaine

Dragons are one trillion hojillion times cooler than those ugly things. Shame they're no more real.

10/28/2009 3:13:23 PM

Styphon

Dude, you got to hook me up with your pot dealer...

10/28/2009 5:56:49 PM

Freethink

NOTHING could be weirder than this person's brain!

10/29/2009 12:59:16 AM

Clown

Damn, I'll do the simulations and we'll s... Wait a sec! Cherubims? WTF?!

10/29/2009 5:17:13 AM

Xotan

There are insects that are similar. But Angels might cause problems for ATC.

10/29/2009 11:13:26 AM

myheadhurts

weed rings... unless your god likes to inject stuff

10/29/2009 10:29:49 PM

Journeyer

Oookay... I see someone didn't quite make it back after woodstock.

*backs away slowly*

10/30/2009 1:08:19 AM



Cue Poe in the dungeon pic in...

10/30/2009 4:11:18 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Just look at the cherubim

How are we supposed to do that?

10/30/2009 9:52:36 AM
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