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#1045127
10/27/2009 11:24:53 PM
#1045129
10/27/2009 11:25:39 PM
#1045130
10/27/2009 11:25:58 PM
#1045131
And then think about the cherubim: 6 wings! What must their flight pattern look like?
6 wings? Meh. Now 7 wings, or even 8 maybe, yes, now that would be something. But I guess I'll have to wait for your creative god to think those up. Seriously though look up Cerberus, Hydra or Chimera on wikipedia. All that stuff is pre-christianity and makes your stupid aerodynamically impossible angels look stupid by comparison, and your god a 7 year old with a box of crayons.
10/27/2009 11:26:27 PM
#1045135
And then think about the cherubim: 6 wings! What must their flight pattern look like?
6 wings? Meh. Now 7 wings, or even 8 maybe, yes, now that would be something. But I guess I'll have to wait for your creative god to think those up. Seriously though look up Cerberus, Hydra or Chimera on wikipedia. All that stuff is pre-christianity and makes your stupid aerodynamically impossible angels look stupid by comparison, and your god a 7 year old with a box of crayons.
10/27/2009 11:28:45 PM
#1045206
aaa
Dude, you took way too much acid.
10/28/2009 12:42:01 AM
#1045213
CailinBan
@Campbunny
If it's a poe, it's a very dedicated one. She's a regular poster on RR and regular featured artist here on FSTDT.
Although I grant you it SOUNDS like it should be a poe.
Hard to tell ...
10/28/2009 12:45:36 AM
#1045260
werewolf
How does anything fly at 90 degree angles?
10/28/2009 1:50:02 AM
#1045381
Tolpuddle Martyr
Got to be a poe, funny poe but a poe!
10/28/2009 5:04:48 AM
#1045450
What mushrooms are you taken to see such things?, or is it LSD?
10/28/2009 6:17:10 AM
#1045595
Tiberius Thyben
First, Cherubim had four wings, Seraphim had six*, perhaps you should read your post before posting it. Also, I hardly think that throwing stuff together in the most senseless manner possible makes someone creative... it makes them stupid.
*- That is, if they had ever existed.
10/28/2009 9:55:04 AM
#1045631
Zeus Almighty
"God is very creative. Just look at the cherubim: 4 faces, 4 wings, cow legs and flying at 90 degree angles? WEIRD!!"
Yeah, he was probably stoned when he did that ...
10/28/2009 11:00:14 AM
#1045656
Arts_Myth
I could be mistaken, but weren't cherubim originally winged, disembodied phalluses? Or otherwise based on such creatures?
10/28/2009 11:24:40 AM
#1045662
AuraTwilight
Um...Angels are...like, spirits, right? Can't they look like anything they want, and do they even have to use their wings to fly?
10/28/2009 11:37:08 AM
#1045678
Doubting Thomas
I think it's pretty funny that these people not only believe that these creatures are real, but sit around wondering about how they fly. If I believed in them, I'd have to say that since heaven is a magical place, they could fly however they wanted. Of course since they're magic they really wouldn't need wings. Maybe that's why I don't believe in mythical creatures.
I was in a church recently that had the ceiling behind the altar painted with creatures that were just a human head with a set of wings underneath. Kind of creepy. Don't know what kind of angel/cherubim/drug trip creature they were supposed to be.
10/28/2009 12:16:19 PM
#1045730
fmitchell
The cherubim come from Ezekiel, in the same chapter where he describes wheels of fire. Seraphim (which is what NPBF perhaps meant to say) come from Isaiah.
I'd bet both came from the minds of those prophets, not God. Those guys must have scored some righteous weed. (Warning: non-drug user; substitute more appropriate substances.)
10/28/2009 1:13:08 PM
#1045838
Dr. Novakaine
Dragons are one trillion hojillion times cooler than those ugly things. Shame they're no more real.
10/28/2009 3:13:23 PM
#1045907
Styphon
Dude, you got to hook me up with your pot dealer...
10/28/2009 5:56:49 PM
#1046019
Freethink
NOTHING could be weirder than this person's brain!
10/29/2009 12:59:16 AM
#1046038
Clown
Damn, I'll do the simulations and we'll s... Wait a sec! Cherubims? WTF?!
10/29/2009 5:17:13 AM
#1046149
Xotan
There are insects that are similar. But Angels might cause problems for ATC.
10/29/2009 11:13:26 AM
#1046453
myheadhurts
weed rings... unless your god likes to inject stuff
10/29/2009 10:29:49 PM
#1046479
Journeyer
Oookay... I see someone didn't quite make it back after woodstock.
*backs away slowly*
10/30/2009 1:08:19 AM
#1046499
Cue Poe in the dungeon pic in...
10/30/2009 4:11:18 AM
#1046578
Brain_In_A_Jar
Just look at the cherubim
How are we supposed to do that?
10/30/2009 9:52:36 AM
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