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God is very creative. Just look at the cherubim: 4 faces, 4 wings, cow legs and flying at 90 degree angles? WEIRD!!

And then think about the cherubim: 6 wings! What must their flight pattern look like?

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [10/27/2009 3:20:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus

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Awesome, but don't forget about the cherubim - they have 8 wings, and instead of a face, they have four arses. CRAZY!!
To say nothing of the cherubim - 10 wings! Imagine what happens when they go for a picnic?

10/31/2009 9:30:57 PM


I am wondering if they are fixed wings or if they... hey, wait a minute, they're not real!
Fundies love to mention that 'wacky' creatures like the duckbilled platypus proves that god has a sense of humour. I think they prove that evolutionary changes are amazing.

Fictional beings are fictional.

*turns on They Might Be Giants 'Science is Real'*

10/31/2009 10:13:13 PM


Meh, winged humans? Compared to evolution yuour God has no imagination at all. http://divaboo.info/

11/1/2009 5:08:21 AM

Yes, "God" is very creative. And a total stoner.

12/9/2010 4:57:22 PM


4 wings, 6 wings, and still fucking invisible. Funny, that.

Also, thank fuck God doesn't design airplanes for a living, if he can't decide on how many wings a flying object needs.

12/11/2010 1:50:37 AM


No, sorry, that was an animation by Terry Gilliam, not a vision of Heaven...

12/11/2010 2:21:15 PM


It's the /Seraphim/ who have six wings, bitch.

Re: the question on angelic wingspan -- I take it that humans can't depict the true forms of angels, but we perceive them in ways we can comprehend. *shrugs*

3/27/2012 7:59:53 PM

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