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It's time to vote for 2010!

We were promised to have more new jobs, now we have ZERO Jobs available for all americans except the chosen gays who own all the money, wealth, live in mansions, drive luxurious cars while we americans are suffering to pay our rents!

They have years of free time to take us to court, sue us for anything, rape our little kids in our public school systems while we americans struggle to pay our rent, pay for gas, help our kids to go to summer camps, and pay for christmas gifts!

Now, all I see is gays protesting, breaking windows, shouting they wnat special righs to rape others and force their chosen life-style upon our INNOCENT kids!

This is not civil rights but evil-rights!

I am tired of the -00000.1% of the population of america who have chosen to be gay demanding more special privileges for their hyper-active chosen gay rich life-style!

This is absurd to force us americans to give your special rights because of the way you perform your personal sexual acts on your private time!

Those 18,000 who got married will not be "valid" in the new election 2010 for the new congress that will be all voted in!

Linda, Topix 62 Comments [10/27/2009 3:21:38 PM]
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Horsefeathers

"It's time to vote for 2010!

Your calendar must be running fast.

"We were promised to have more new jobs, now we have ZERO Jobs available for all americans except the chosen gays who own all the money, wealth, live in mansions, drive luxurious cars while we americans are suffering to pay our rents!"

I thought that was the Jews.

"They have years of free time to take us to court, sue us for anything, rape our little kids in our public school systems while we americans struggle to pay our rent, pay for gas, help our kids to go to summer camps, and pay for christmas gifts!"

I thought that was conservative Christians.

"Now, all I see is gays protesting, breaking windows, shouting they wnat special righs to rape others and force their chosen life-style upon our INNOCENT kids!"

I thought that was creationists.

"This is not civil rights but evil-rights!

I am tired of the -00000.1% of the population of america who have chosen to be gay demanding more special privileges for their hyper-active chosen gay rich life-style!"


Name a "special privilege" that gays want. Go on, just one. What is it that they want that would apply solely and exclusively to them and no other group?

"This is absurd to force us americans to give your special rights because of the way you perform your personal sexual acts on your private time!"

You're not being forced to give them "special" rights. You would be forced to give them the same rights as everyone else.

As an aside, I assume that you would have replaced "gay" with "blacks" at one point in history. Am I right?

"Those 18,000 who got married will not be "valid" in the new election 2010 for the new congress that will be all voted in!"

What does Congress have to do with it when it's various states that have made it legal? You don't seriously think even Congress would be stupid enough to try to amend the Constitution so that gay marriage would be illegal, do you?

10/27/2009 3:42:40 PM

Detrs

Let's see...gay, check...luxury car? nope. I ride a bike since I don't own a car...wealth? Nope. Not only am I worth a few hundred dollars, but I don't even have a bank account...live in a mansion? Nope. Living with a friend and have one room with no furniture...job? Yeah, I work at the job I've had for years. Its not new or all that good.

Care to revise your hypothesis?

10/27/2009 3:50:41 PM

Doctor Whom

So gays have become the new Jews? That's pretty impressive, especially since we evidently make up a negative percentage of the population. Also, if the chosen gay lifestyle is so nice, why didn't you choose it?

10/27/2009 3:58:29 PM

PaulieB

This has to be a troll.

I particularly like the "-00000.1%" - a figure that defies the laws of maths and statistics on several levels at once.

10/27/2009 4:15:25 PM

EvoPagan

Oh, such bullshit. If someone who is gay works harder than you, they deserve to have a higher standard of living. They are not interested in raping your pwecious devil-spawn. Gay=/=pedophilia. Grow up.

10/27/2009 4:58:23 PM

Zeus Almighty

Damn, if you'd only said it was the gay JEWS who had all the jobs and wealth you'd have hit the trifecta.

10/27/2009 5:26:36 PM

Old Viking

Something about rape?

10/27/2009 5:42:55 PM



"I am tired of the -00000.1% of the population of america who have chosen to be gay"

Wait, how in the fuck can there be a NEGATIVE amount of gay people?!

10/27/2009 5:43:32 PM

Vince

yeah, just noticed the "-00000.1%"

you couldn't have destroyed your chances of being taken seriously faster than that.

I mean, is that a negative symbol or are you just abusing punctuation again?

10/27/2009 5:49:14 PM

tracer

I assume he means ~00000.1%, where the tilde means "approximately."

The minus sign was probably a typo, or a bad character-set translation.

10/27/2009 5:57:00 PM

Mr. Creazil

Just pointing out the fact that it doesn't matter how many 0s she puts before the decimal point. Basic math fail.

10/27/2009 5:59:17 PM

michael1384

Paraphrase:

"The economy's bad. BLAME THE GAYS!"

10/27/2009 6:16:37 PM

Wehpudicabok

You guys have already beaten me to it, but I lol'd at "-00000.1%." What number is that, exactly?

10/27/2009 6:24:04 PM

atrasicarius

It's time to vote for 2010!

We were promised to have more new jobs, now we have ZERO Jobs available for all americans except the chosen gays Jews who own all the money, wealth, live in mansions, drive luxurious cars while we americans are suffering to pay our rents!

They have years of free time to take us to court, sue us for anything, rape our little kids in our public school systems while we americans struggle to pay our rent, pay for gas, help our kids to go to summer camps, and pay for christmas gifts!

Now, all I see is gays Jews protesting, breaking windows, shouting they wnat special righs to rape others and force their chosen life-style upon our INNOCENT kids!

This is not civil rights but evil-rights!

I am tired of the -00000.1% of the population of america who have chosen to be gay demanding more special privileges for their hyper-active chosen gay Jewish rich life-style!

This is absurd to force us americans to give your special rights because of the way you perform your personal sexual acts on your private time!

Those 18,000 who got married will not be "valid" in the new election 2010 for the new congress that will be all voted in!

Fix'd

10/27/2009 7:16:04 PM

campbunny

Why did you put all those zeroes in front of the decimal point?

10/27/2009 7:35:15 PM

rubber chicken

Vote for 2010 ? What is this? Big brother for the calender industry? Can I vote to repeat 1997? I had a blast in 1997.

10/27/2009 7:45:04 PM

Sasha

Everything in your diatribe, Linda, is a bald-faced lie. Do you see us calling all heterosexuals liars? Maybe just bigots.

10/27/2009 8:28:41 PM

Professor M

Let's see...I'm gay, yet I live on a friend's couch and have a negative net worth about equal to my student loans. I want my gay-conspiracy money, dammit!

10/27/2009 10:53:06 PM



Funny, I was under the impression tha my gay friends are American, like me, and that they live on pretty small incomes. They must be holding out on me.

10/27/2009 11:34:14 PM

CailinBan

If this is serious, it's scary. It's very easy to hate, to the point of killing them, people who steal your jobs and live in unearned luxury while you're struggling.

It's also scary that she's able to make the leap from one minor detail, i.e. sexual orientation, to paint those people has having so much more than she does.


10/28/2009 12:42:58 AM

Orion

Sorry for a Godwin here but this just scares the fucking shit out of me.

"It's time to vote for 1933!

We were promised to have more new jobs, now we have ZERO Jobs available for all Germans except the chosen jews who own all the money, wealth, live in mansions, drive luxurious cars while we Germans are suffering to pay our rents!

They have years of free time to take us to court, sue us for anything, rape our little kids in our public school systems while we Germans struggle to pay our rent, pay for gas, help our kids to go to summer camps, and pay for christmas gifts!

Now, all I see is Jews protesting, breaking windows, shouting they want special rights to own others and force their chosen life-style upon our INNOCENT kids!

This is not civil rights but evil-rights!

I am tired of the -00000.1% of the population of Germany who have chosen to be Jewish demanding more special privileges for their hyper-active chosen Jew rich life-style!

This is absurd to force us Germans to give your special rights because of the way you perform your personal ritual acts on your private time!"


Your rant is fiercely reminiscent of Hitler's tirades against the Jews during the GFC of the 1930's. Putting blame on others (not even remotely related to the problem) for hardship is an old political tactic and you fell for it hook, line and dumbass.

10/28/2009 12:44:52 AM

aaa

I see a lot of impotent anger.

10/28/2009 12:45:26 AM

Jack Bauer

Is -00000.1% smaller than, say, -000.1%?

I recommend a good session with the cluebat.

10/28/2009 1:23:43 AM

werewolf

Poor Linda has no comprehension of the 2010 elections. Nor of anything else, apparently. She can't even get her percentages right.

10/28/2009 1:45:13 AM

Sylvana

Well statistically Gays do live better lifestyles. However thats more a case of them living a life of social isolation and mistreatment and generally learning to work and fight for what they want. Not to mention that again gays tend to be more educated and intelligent.

Of course, it also helps that they cant marry of adopt children so they dont have those money leeching activities draining thier bank accounts.

10/28/2009 2:22:49 AM
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