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It's time to vote for 2010!

We were promised to have more new jobs, now we have ZERO Jobs available for all americans except the chosen gays who own all the money, wealth, live in mansions, drive luxurious cars while we americans are suffering to pay our rents!

They have years of free time to take us to court, sue us for anything, rape our little kids in our public school systems while we americans struggle to pay our rent, pay for gas, help our kids to go to summer camps, and pay for christmas gifts!

Now, all I see is gays protesting, breaking windows, shouting they wnat special righs to rape others and force their chosen life-style upon our INNOCENT kids!

This is not civil rights but evil-rights!

I am tired of the -00000.1% of the population of america who have chosen to be gay demanding more special privileges for their hyper-active chosen gay rich life-style!

This is absurd to force us americans to give your special rights because of the way you perform your personal sexual acts on your private time!

Those 18,000 who got married will not be "valid" in the new election 2010 for the new congress that will be all voted in!

Linda, Topix 62 Comments [10/27/2009 3:21:38 PM]
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nishikaze

**Gasp** I'm scared!!! Let's blame the gays.

10/28/2009 3:30:08 AM

nishikaze

**Gasp** I'm scared!!! Let's blame the gays.

10/28/2009 3:33:35 AM

The Duke

Um...A few questions.

First is, what planet are YOU on?

Second is, you DO realize that it's NOT the homosexuals with most of the money? It's...
well it's the rich.

10/28/2009 4:38:16 AM



Well, remember who put you in the crisis and who, according to data, is putting you back, little by little, in the right track.

10/28/2009 6:18:14 AM

apenpaap

So, you people have decided to move on from the jews to the gays now?

10/28/2009 8:01:39 AM

Doubting Thomas

"...now we have ZERO Jobs available for all americans except the chosen gays who own all the money, wealth, live in mansions, drive luxurious cars..."

I thought it was the Jews who owned everything? And I'm pretty sure there are poor gay people out there.

"They have years of free time to take us to court, sue us for anything, rape our little kids in our public school systems..."

You don't think this is a tad bit of hyperbole, do you? Raping kids in the school system? You really think this goes on without any repercussions? Or do you really think it happens at all?

"Now, all I see is gays protesting, breaking windows, shouting they wnat special righs to rape others and force their chosen life-style upon our INNOCENT kids!"

When has this ever happened? I've never seen anyone shouting about wanting special rights to rape anyone.

"I am tired of the -00000.1% of the population of america who have chosen to be gay"

How do you get a negative percent? And last I heard it was around 10% of the population that is gay. Oh and adding a bunch of zeros in front of the decimal point doesn't change the value of the number 0.1, it just looks stupid.

"This is absurd to force us americans to give your special rights because of the way you perform your personal sexual acts on your private time!"

Wait, what? How is what they do in private forcing others to give them special rights? At least you're admitting that they have sex in private and not everywhere in public like other fundies do.

"Those 18,000 who got married will not be 'valid' in the new election 2010 for the new congress that will be all voted in!"

Why did you put quotes around the word "valid?" Guess what? Their marriages will still be valid because they will be grandfathered in. Just like all the people who got married in California before Prop. 8 took effect.


10/28/2009 12:06:33 PM

Thejebusfire

It's time to vote for 2010!

Elections are never held on odd numbered years.

We were promised to have more new jobs, now we have ZERO Jobs available for all americans except the chosen gays who own all the money, wealth, live in mansions, drive luxurious cars while we americans are suffering to pay our rents!

Unless their a gay celebrity then there is little chance that their actually living in a manson. Esp with all the persecution they get today.

They have years of free time to take us to court, sue us for anything

Don't Christains do that?

rape our little kids in our public school systems

Yeah, because no straight has ever molested a child.

while we americans struggle to pay our rent, pay for gas, help our kids to go to summer camps, and pay for christmas gifts!

But yet, in the middle of all this struggling you still manage to find the time to bitch about "the gays" on the internet.

Now, all I see is gays protesting, breaking windows,

Yeah because when Christians do those things they're "righteous"!

shouting they wnat special righs to rape others

So when a gay rapes someone it's "special rights", but when a straight man rapes a woman "she was asking for it".

This is not civil rights but evil-rights!

Bullshit.

I am tired of the -00000.1% of the population of america who have chosen to be gay demanding more special privileges for their hyper-active chosen gay rich life-style!


If gays chose to be gay, then wouldn't it follow suit that you chose your sexual prefrence as well.
Please bring up one case where a gay wanted "special rights".

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And the majoirty of gays are not "super rich".

This is absurd to force us americans to give your special rights because of the way you perform your personal sexual acts on your private time!

And it's abusrd for you to force the rest of us Americans to give you special rights just because go to a certian building every sunday morning.

Those 18,000 who got married will not be "valid" in the new election 2010 for the new congress that will be all voted in!

Apperantly you don't understand how congress works.



10/28/2009 2:06:16 PM

Turtle

Your percentage fails on so many levels. I pass by the elementary school on the way home, you want me to get one of the students to tutor you?

Except you seem a little obsessed with them, so that's probably not a good idea.

10/28/2009 2:18:53 PM

Dr. Novakaine

The number of homosexuals is actually probably closer to 10%, and they didn't get to choose it. And they're certainly not getting special treatment - hell, they just recently got the right to not be fired for being gay, a level of job security straights have had for ages.

10/28/2009 3:15:01 PM

Styphon

This is a train wreck of fail here.

10/28/2009 6:01:02 PM

Xotan

Eat your heart out Linda. I am one of those gays..well, sort of.

I have a large-ish car. I own in a nice house in the south of France. I travel extensively, and have a long term partner - probably much longer term than most American marriages. But I worked for and earned all of this.

Now, ignorant bitch, take this from one who is proud of his life and its achievements, I don't live in a trailer park because I was not a lazy slob. I am gay because that's the way nature produced me. Believe me, it was not easy, and would not have been my chosen orientation had I had any say in the matter.

I can also assure you that the gay orientation is not 'acquired' or learned. It is innate. (Get a dictionary.) One cannot be 'made' to be gay'. Nor can one be made to be straight.

Continue to believe your ignorant and cherry-picked opinions. Do so until you are blue in the face. It makes not a whit of difference, nor does it alter the fact. Sexual orientation is not chosen. You, bitch, never chose to be straight. You most certainly did make decisions that now make you poisonously obnoxious. What a pity for you.

As to your last sentence above, it shows how little you know about legislation and how it is applied. It also shows how little you know about recent decisions about gay marriages in California prior to and post Proposition 8.

My advice is to get an education, a job, and travel to see how the civilised world lives - I mean outside of a trailer park.

BTW, it's usual in English to allow a capital letter at the beginning of a word that describes a nationality. Try Americans instead of americans. I won't charge you for this elementary lesson in proper English.

10/29/2009 11:12:24 AM



Wow, I'm starting to think, despite all the wonders of the internet if our children are going to be able to make valid arguments?

Passages like this make me sick. How did people ever become so disjointed in their thought processes, or were these fundies always this way? So much is wrong with this: false associations, circular thinking, straw-men, case studies, not to mention gross misspellings and horrendous grammar.

10/29/2009 4:08:32 PM

Antichrist

I've met gay people from all walks of life, from people who beg on streets all the way up to Professionals. None of them live in mansions or drive luxury cars (well unless you count a Honda or VW in that class).

Some are single, some are in LTR's, none that I've met have ever raped a little kid in a public school. In fact I'd like you to point out where this has happened. And if the gay population is -0.1% (note that more zero's before the decimal mean nothing). That means that gay people do not exist, which is true if we take your definition for gay.

And how did 18,000 of these non-existent people get married?

10/29/2009 7:10:04 PM



exclamation marks do not make you right

10/29/2009 10:27:15 PM

the old firm

Welcome on board of the MS Failship. We are now leaving Absurdistan, traveling through the Conspiracy Currents and will soon arive in Fundyland, the main harbor of Dumbfuckistan. Have a nice day!

10/30/2009 4:24:38 AM

Shadoboy

If you took a picture of the place you pulled all that stuff out of, you'd be the next Goatse.

11/4/2009 11:15:45 AM

Laurel

Decimal fail. Seriously.

11/30/2009 7:33:36 PM

Rorschach

I love how she uses a lot of zeros to make the number smaller, but places the decimal point after them, making it 1/10 rather than .000001% like she intended

1/5/2010 5:02:25 PM

Tyler

Only 1/3 of Congress is up for reelection this year. Dumbass.

And really Linda, what kind of reality do you live in? You must have some sort of persecution complex to really believe the gays are controlling the wealth. Gays don't want 'special' rights. They only want the same rights you have. You're victimizing yourself to feel better because of your homophobic agenda, and for that you deserve nothing but pity.

So, you fail at government policy, mathematics (0000.1% wtf?), and reality. You're just one big load of FAIL!

1/5/2010 5:43:10 PM

Capp

Where the FUCK do they get their gay = pedophile bullshit from. Do they really hate homosexuals that much that now they're just making up complete crap to make them look bad?

1/5/2010 5:50:06 PM

Tyler

@ Capp

Yes. Yes they do. It shouldn't really surprise you though, considering how much crap they'll make up to support their provincial views.

1/5/2010 6:01:57 PM

JSS

"I am tired of the -00000.1% of the population of america who have chosen to be gay demanding more special privileges for their hyper-active chosen gay rich life-style!"

A negative percentile of gays? What? Try not using stupidity. You do know the extra four zeros you added mean nothing as they're on the right side of the decimal point, right?

7/10/2010 6:03:50 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I am tired of the -00000.1% of the population of america who have chosen to be gay demanding more special privileges for their hyper-active chosen gay rich life-style!"

Last time I heard, Bill Gates is married (to Melinda Gates), with kids.

I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.

7/10/2010 7:10:15 AM

Amadaun

Maybe -00000.1% means everyone real is not gay, and then extra people exist in excess of the total population for the sole purpose of not being gay.

Except that still leaves nonexistent people making demands. Oh well.

7/10/2010 11:51:28 PM

Hyena

Its statements like these that make me want to move out of the States. I'm gay, but according to this bozo, I can't be American as a result of that.

I'm still waiting on that mansion and luxury car.

7/11/2010 12:49:33 AM
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