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It has been scientifically proven that is impossible to evolve from posable thumbs (monkeys) to imposable thumbs (humans)

Rachael Taylor, Facebook 71 Comments [10/27/2009 3:25:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Lana
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Berny

The word you were looking for is "opposable" and newsflash, retard, monkeys have them.
Now show me this scientific proof for the impossibility of the evolution of the opposable thumb. You do have it, right?

10/27/2009 3:29:23 PM

Telesam

Posable thumbs? You mean the kind of thumbs that are really good at posing?

10/27/2009 3:40:44 PM

David B.

News to these guys, I imagine...

http://www.physorg.com/news139757469.html

10/27/2009 3:41:27 PM

Zoo

Yeah. . . no. Go to the zoo and look at monkey hands, then come back and say that again.

10/27/2009 3:42:51 PM

Dr. Gus

Right, and people are to believe someone who doesn't even know how to fucking spell the subject they're talking about.

10/27/2009 3:44:46 PM

AXavierB

Um. Both humans and primates have opposable thumbs.

10/27/2009 3:45:12 PM

Doctor Whom

You don't even know the terms, and yet we're supposed to take your word as to what "has been scientifically proven." Uh huh, right.

10/27/2009 3:47:38 PM

Davros

NO NO NO NO
you are wrong possibly the wrongest of the wronging wrongs
please turn in your brain for
repair replacement

10/27/2009 3:48:01 PM

Davros

sorry i Cloned my post

10/27/2009 3:48:11 PM

David B.

@AXavierB:

There's a difference between the general 'opposable thumb' of the other apes and the prehensile thumb of humans.

Put your fingers straight and together, then bend them towards your palm until they make one half of a cylinder. Now keep your fingers still and touch the tip of each with your thumb.

If I explained that clearly enough, you should have managed that with little difficulty, but that is something no modern ape or monkey can do.

10/27/2009 3:56:05 PM

Mudak

I'm just trying to figure out where her thumbs are imposing.

10/27/2009 4:46:12 PM

louislois

Alright. This one just made me laugh, it's so stupid.

10/27/2009 4:49:09 PM

Doubting Thomas

Why is it that creationists always say, "It's been scientifically proven" and then follow it with some really inane statement that shows they're completely scientifically illiterate?

10/27/2009 4:56:24 PM

Elia

I'm frightened that someone this dumb can still figure out how to use facebook.

10/27/2009 4:59:18 PM

HoJuSimpson


10/27/2009 5:04:08 PM

Sceptre

“Do ghosts exits?”
“THEY DO NOT MY GOOD YOUNG FREND BECOS THAT SORT OF THING IS IMPOSABLE?”
“But ur a shinigami aren’t you imposable too?”
“NO COS THIS IS THE DEATH NOT WORLD WHERE SHINIGAMI ARE POSABLE”

10/27/2009 5:10:22 PM

Old Viking

Your posable thumb is the one you use for hitch hiking.

10/27/2009 5:13:05 PM

tracer

"It has been scientifically proven "


You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means.

10/27/2009 5:30:54 PM

Nowonmai

It has? Show me where.

10/27/2009 5:30:57 PM

Vince

I just dented my desk with my face.

thanks for that...

10/27/2009 5:39:27 PM

Osiris

1) Nothing is impossible.
2) It's opposable, not imposable.
3) You're a good damn idiot.

10/27/2009 5:56:18 PM



its OPPOSABLE thumbs jackass.


and monkeys have opposable thumbs too, ever notice how they are exactly like human thumbs?



just go fucking kill yourself you jackass.

10/27/2009 6:02:38 PM

Reckoner

[Citation needed]

10/27/2009 6:12:20 PM



Wow. This one pretty much needs to start from scratch, just learning the English language.

10/27/2009 6:14:54 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

This confuses and scares me, I think his mom should've swallowed

10/27/2009 6:39:05 PM
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