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Come to our Halloween book burning. We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect. These are
perversions of God's Word the King James Bible.

We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , rap , rock , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel , contempory Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.

We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort , Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham , Rick Warren , Bill Hybels , John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll , John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham , Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White, T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn , Joyce Myers, Brian McLaren, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa , The Pope , Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, etc.

We are not burning Bibles written in other languages that are based on the TR. We are not burning the Wycliffe, Tyndale, Geneva or other translations that are based on the TR.

We will be serving Bar-b-Que Chicken, fried chicken, and all the sides.

Marc Grizzard , Amazing Grace Baptist Church 136 Comments [10/27/2009 3:25:39 PM]
Fundie Index: 119
WTF?! || meh
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RavenWood

Godwin is too easy...

10/27/2009 3:26:14 PM

Scooby71

Splitter!

10/27/2009 3:27:45 PM

Cruton

Wait, they hate Billy Graham and they're serving fried chicken? These are the best fundies ever!

10/27/2009 3:28:58 PM

Jordan666

Anyone else surprised they aren't burning Dan Brown?

10/27/2009 3:30:14 PM

LDM

mmmmmmmm, chicken.

10/27/2009 3:35:12 PM

Ketzu

I hope they paid for all that they are burning.

On one hand, it's depressing, but somehow amusing.

I'm confused.

10/27/2009 3:36:34 PM

Wrath

@Jordan666: I'm surprised that they aren't even burning Harry Potter! Or D&D books!

10/27/2009 3:36:51 PM

Misty

No marshmallows?! Guess that's the FOOD OF SATAN!

10/27/2009 3:37:52 PM

Knative

They should go ahead and burn those King James versions of the bible as well. Get rid of ALL the tripe.

10/27/2009 3:38:16 PM

nrgetik

what? no dawkins?

10/27/2009 3:48:53 PM



This has got to be a poe... They can't be serious.

10/27/2009 3:50:18 PM

EllwyehDarwin

I'm surprised that Charles Darwin,Richard Dawkins and Carl Sagan aren't on the list.

10/27/2009 3:51:58 PM



Hey, who put the Pat Boone story in here?!

10/27/2009 3:56:01 PM

Painful

Yeah, I'm confused - burning books by Mother Teresa, but no Harry Potter/Twilight/etc?

10/27/2009 4:01:12 PM

Seydlitz77

Uh .... the NKJV is based on the Textus Recipticus why are they burning it?

10/27/2009 4:06:52 PM

Vegetable Rights Activist

Mother Teresa?

Country Western?

NKJV?

These people ain't right.

10/27/2009 4:17:33 PM

Doctor Fishcake



We're getting reports that the Amazing Grace Baptist Church has burnt to the ground.

Early eyewitness reports suggest a Mr. M. Grizzard was seen running from a 20-ft tall burning pyre of books and CDs, laughing maniacally and carrying an open canister of gasoline, which then toppled over and set the church building alight.

We'll have more on this developing story as it becomes available.

10/27/2009 4:21:27 PM

louislois

Oh good grief.

9_9

10/27/2009 4:23:08 PM

CJ

@#1044536

Not a poe, I'm afraid. Check out the website.

I suspect that Harry Potter, Dawkins, Darwin, and all that kind of thing is included in the "etc" at the end of the list given.

10/27/2009 4:47:07 PM

Doubting Thomas

Following dinner the children will be treated to roasting marshmallows over copies of Origin of the Species.

I seriously hope this is a joke. I mean, come on, a book burning? That's just too much of a poe, especially burning books by people like Billy Graham, Benny Hinn, Oral Roberts, and other preachers, not to mention bibles in editions other than KJV.

10/27/2009 4:52:24 PM

revolver

"We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , rap , rock , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel , contempory Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc."

Don't forget all that EVIL classical music! It makes people think, which is an abomination.

Seriously though, a book burning? Most people just hand out candy on the night of Halloween, but hey, to each his own.

10/27/2009 5:01:30 PM

revolver

D'oh, double post. Lo siento.

10/27/2009 5:01:39 PM

Jack D

That's quite a list of heretics. Is there anyone on planet earth who you agree with?

That's a very scary Halloween party you're having. I'll be attending, dressed as King Diamond. I'll bring all my oldies but goldies

10/27/2009 5:01:57 PM

Rambler

A massive Poe gathering? And the website could be poe as well.

If anyone is near this church please do some visual back up for it.

10/27/2009 5:04:09 PM

Deftera

Music, evangelical books, filthy heretic books, chicken, is there anything they're not burning?

10/27/2009 5:05:12 PM
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