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#1044899
cthulhu
so the aleins totally abducted yu it wasnt all that alchohol interesting...
10/27/2009 7:27:45 PM
#1045056
Antichrist
So basically you'd rather make shit up than take responsibility for your own actions. Good to know.
10/27/2009 9:52:29 PM
#1045207
Um, no, that kind of "turbulence" isn't what most people experience. You had emotional problems, and you tied to solve them with alcohol. Seek counseling.
10/28/2009 12:42:11 AM
#1045306
Mori
I'd say it sounds more like delusion/denial to hide sexual abuse, possibly by a family member.
10/28/2009 2:57:10 AM
#1045354
aaa
Delirium Tremensis? I think so.
10/28/2009 4:28:03 AM
#1045539
lol what
This is more sad than anything tbh.
10/28/2009 8:11:51 AM
#1045657
Dr. Novakaine
Translation: "I've found an easy way to get attention and sympathy! Let me weave together some bullshit so I can take advantage of it!"
10/28/2009 11:25:05 AM
#1045882
Sounds like a very troubled young woman who seriously needs therapy :-(
10/28/2009 4:58:42 PM
#1045942
atrasicarius
So, uh, wait, what? I dont even get this, did you get pregnant or not?
10/28/2009 8:02:52 PM
#1046009
WMDKitty
I'm willing to bet that Laura here is spinning this fantasy about "grays" to explain away sexual abuse by her father or uncle.
10/29/2009 12:26:24 AM
#1046061
Doubting Thomas
And the alien spaceship was disguised as a rusted out Ford Econoline van that came to Laura's house every night, and the alien looked like a greasy, dirty, creepy pedophile with a bottle of Jack Daniels' in his hand.
OK, if that weren't the case, then Laura needs to build a thought-control helmet:
http://www.stopabductions.com/
10/29/2009 6:18:41 AM
#1046576
werewolf
To begin solving your problems, start with this:
"Hi, I'm Laura and I'm an alcoholic."
10/30/2009 9:43:59 AM
#1046638
Many people have done that without aliens involved. I wonder why.
10/30/2009 1:20:35 PM
#1046674
Percy Q. Shunn
Now I almost feel guilty for plying that young lass with alcohol, and running around in the dark with my old Halloween costume.
Almost...
10/30/2009 4:05:39 PM
#1046765
rubber chicken
In my younger days, I used to partake of the occasional 'sherry' and found often find myself waking up under a table with periods of 'missing time'. My conclusion, tables are alien and kept abducting me.
10/31/2009 4:17:26 AM
#1046882
Zodiac
So wait, exactly who abducted you again?
10/31/2009 8:25:29 PM
#1343930
sigmund frood
You don't take alcohol for schizophrenia.
10/25/2011 11:16:30 PM
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