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Quote# 66895

(in response to someone wondering where the supposed water on the moon came from)

You probably? won't believe me, it's from the flood of Noah, when the fountains of the deep broke open, a bunch of the water that shot up into the atmosphere froze and make ice meteors, that's also why some of the world is covered in ice.

micah1116 , Youtube 50 Comments [10/27/2009 6:22:33 PM]
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#1044800
The L

Ice meteors?

You're right, I don't believe you.

10/27/2009 6:25:52 PM

#1044803
louislois


10/27/2009 6:28:00 PM

#1044812
Caustic Gnostic

You got it wrong.

Ymir the Frost Giant used to flick his "noomies" into orbit. They froze and coalesced into the Moon.

10/27/2009 6:31:36 PM

#1044819
SurfinSeaOtter

Caustic wins this one

10/27/2009 6:34:26 PM

#1044835
Anevilmeme

Evidence?


10/27/2009 6:42:27 PM

#1044888
Skyknight

Ever heard of comets?

10/27/2009 7:19:58 PM

#1044897
CrazyHappyNinja

Duh, it's obvious. Louis Armstrong spilled some of his drink when he was the first jazz musician on the moon.

10/27/2009 7:25:45 PM

#1044916
Porky Pine

You're right, I don't believe you.

10/27/2009 7:39:08 PM

#1044930
Funnyguts

New favorite submission. This is amazing.

10/27/2009 7:51:43 PM

#1044945


You're right we don't believe you, in fact, no one believes you.

10/27/2009 8:06:37 PM

#1044946
Percy Q. Shunn

This is quite possibly one of the stupidest things I've ever had the displeasure of reading. You and your ilk are slowly destroying humanity with your unparalleled ignorance.


10/27/2009 8:06:42 PM

#1044974
Hammurabi

I love it. The only thing that would make it better is actually watching a video of this guy saying this to a group of people.

10/27/2009 8:29:53 PM

#1044989


Just when I think I've heard the funniest one yet, more comedy gold.

10/27/2009 8:42:19 PM

#1045083
PokeWithStick

Where can I learn this spell? Sounds like sick AoE.

10/27/2009 10:25:36 PM

#1045159
Orion

Kent Hovind's disease is spreading

Kent Hovind's Disease: A terrible affliction of the mind where one constantly tries to rationalize arbitrary delusions as being scientifically accurate.

10/27/2009 11:58:12 PM

#1045208


Not... not because its cold there, or anything?

10/28/2009 12:42:57 AM

#1045256
aaa

What.

10/28/2009 1:39:50 AM

#1045272
John_in_Oz

The Bible to explain water on the moon? Brilliantly amusing!
Now use Peter Pan to explain the red spot on Jupiter.

10/28/2009 2:09:18 AM

#1045280
John_in_Oz

Oops, sorry, double post. So I'll say something new.
The following comes from the same webpage, discussing NASA'S Luna impact. Not Fundie, but just as bizarre and ignorant:
"Did u no womens? menstrel cycles are 2 do with the moon if they knocked it off course womens menstrel it would be all fucked up google it and we would die cause nasa thinks there so smart that they can dick with shit like this its stupid"

'NASA... it's stupid' utterly refutes the proposition 'it takes one to know one'.

10/28/2009 2:29:07 AM

#1045294
Clown

Holly shit.


10/28/2009 2:38:58 AM

#1045319
Doctor Fishcake

[citation needed]

10/28/2009 3:28:42 AM

#1045338
Mrs. Antichrist

I literally did a face palm when I read this.

10/28/2009 4:06:32 AM

#1045365
Mister Spak

You're right, I don't believe you.

10/28/2009 4:41:48 AM

#1045376
Tolpuddle Martyr

I thought it was the moondog weeing after eating all that green cheese!


10/28/2009 4:54:14 AM

#1045474
Doubting Thomas

Is Kent Hovind lecturing from his prison cell?

10/28/2009 6:40:52 AM
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