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(in response to someone wondering where the supposed water on the moon came from)

You probably? won't believe me, it's from the flood of Noah, when the fountains of the deep broke open, a bunch of the water that shot up into the atmosphere froze and make ice meteors, that's also why some of the world is covered in ice.

micah1116 , Youtube 50 Comments [10/27/2009 6:22:33 PM]
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The L

Ice meteors?

You're right, I don't believe you.

10/27/2009 6:25:52 PM

louislois


10/27/2009 6:28:00 PM

Caustic Gnostic

You got it wrong.

Ymir the Frost Giant used to flick his "noomies" into orbit. They froze and coalesced into the Moon.

10/27/2009 6:31:36 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

Caustic wins this one

10/27/2009 6:34:26 PM

Anevilmeme

Evidence?


10/27/2009 6:42:27 PM

Skyknight

Ever heard of comets?

10/27/2009 7:19:58 PM

CrazyHappyNinja

Duh, it's obvious. Louis Armstrong spilled some of his drink when he was the first jazz musician on the moon.

10/27/2009 7:25:45 PM

Porky Pine

You're right, I don't believe you.

10/27/2009 7:39:08 PM

Funnyguts

New favorite submission. This is amazing.

10/27/2009 7:51:43 PM



You're right we don't believe you, in fact, no one believes you.

10/27/2009 8:06:37 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

This is quite possibly one of the stupidest things I've ever had the displeasure of reading. You and your ilk are slowly destroying humanity with your unparalleled ignorance.


10/27/2009 8:06:42 PM

Hammurabi

I love it. The only thing that would make it better is actually watching a video of this guy saying this to a group of people.

10/27/2009 8:29:53 PM



Just when I think I've heard the funniest one yet, more comedy gold.

10/27/2009 8:42:19 PM

PokeWithStick

Where can I learn this spell? Sounds like sick AoE.

10/27/2009 10:25:36 PM

Orion

Kent Hovind's disease is spreading

Kent Hovind's Disease: A terrible affliction of the mind where one constantly tries to rationalize arbitrary delusions as being scientifically accurate.

10/27/2009 11:58:12 PM



Not... not because its cold there, or anything?

10/28/2009 12:42:57 AM

aaa

What.

10/28/2009 1:39:50 AM

John_in_Oz

The Bible to explain water on the moon? Brilliantly amusing!
Now use Peter Pan to explain the red spot on Jupiter.

10/28/2009 2:09:18 AM

John_in_Oz

Oops, sorry, double post. So I'll say something new.
The following comes from the same webpage, discussing NASA'S Luna impact. Not Fundie, but just as bizarre and ignorant:
"Did u no womens? menstrel cycles are 2 do with the moon if they knocked it off course womens menstrel it would be all fucked up google it and we would die cause nasa thinks there so smart that they can dick with shit like this its stupid"

'NASA... it's stupid' utterly refutes the proposition 'it takes one to know one'.

10/28/2009 2:29:07 AM

Clown

Holly shit.


10/28/2009 2:38:58 AM

Doctor Fishcake

[citation needed]

10/28/2009 3:28:42 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

I literally did a face palm when I read this.

10/28/2009 4:06:32 AM

Mister Spak

You're right, I don't believe you.

10/28/2009 4:41:48 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

I thought it was the moondog weeing after eating all that green cheese!


10/28/2009 4:54:14 AM

Doubting Thomas

Is Kent Hovind lecturing from his prison cell?

10/28/2009 6:40:52 AM
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