Oh I'm not homophobic... except for the males who participate in regular acts of....... Eeewwwwwww!
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Well Leviticus doesn't say anything about hot babes do-ooh-ooh-ing it to each other, so I guess russell (is that his name, or just what he does under his raincoat?) thinks it's okay to watch.
As long as he's not married it is, otherwise it's adultery (Matthew 5:28).
Don't you find it strange that people that claim to be put off by homosexual sex sure do thing about it alot.
I'm straight, and I've pretty much viewed homosexual sex with indifference. I don't think about it much, to be honest.
How is it that these "straight" people just can't seem to get it off their minds.
He says "I ain't a racist but Aristotle Onassis is one greek we don't need
And them niggers, Jews and sigma nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops 'n micks 'n slopes 'n spics 'n spooks are on my list
And there's one little hebe from the heart of texas, is there anyone I missed?"
- Kinky Friedman, They ain't making Jews like Jesus anymore
So, homosexuals don't bother you until you grab the binoculars, and peer through the window of those filthy heathens, rolling around, all sweaty...lubing up, and pushing in...slowly...slowly...ever so slowly...
Those evil fags...
So the thought of two women going at it turns you on, mmmm?
Well, yeah, it turns me on too. But then I'm not homophobic, and I actually know what the word means - unlike you.
"Oh I'm not homophobic... except for the males who participate in regular acts of....... Eeewwwwwww!"
Trans: 'I'm not homophobic, but...!'
"I'm not racist, I just hate all them funny-coloured folk"
"I'm not sexist, I just can't stands them folks with the boobs and no penises."
"I'm not--
Well, you get the point.
I'm not deaf, but I can't hear anything.
I'm not blind, but I can't see anything.
I'm not stupid, but I'm a fundie.
Etc. etc.
To be fair, this isn't "I'm not homophobic, but"
This is "I'm not homophobic, except when I am..."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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