Paden Reilly, Let the children come to jesus

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...•A third group is Evolutionists, day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie. Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.

This is the origin myth of Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around. Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism. These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America.

There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!

Paden Reilly, Let the children come to jesus 117 Comments [10/27/2009 6:42:12 PM]
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#1044842

TheReligiousCommie

How can you get so many things wrong in such a small space?

10/27/2009 6:47:49 PM

#1044846

By your spelling and grammar, we can see that there is not one deop of evidence that you have the education or intelligence to put Biblical stories in their proper (non-literal) perpective, otr that you should have the power to dictate what any child should be taught.

10/27/2009 6:49:34 PM

#1044847

Jedi Knight

Yes? Present the evidence, and I'll listen to you. And...fairy tail? Really? I knew trolls have tails, but fairies?

10/27/2009 6:49:56 PM

#1044851

more Godless than Satanism,

Welcome to fundy christianity, where 0 is more than 1.

10/27/2009 6:50:43 PM

#1044867

Hate to tell you this Paden, but atheism existed long before the theory of evolution.

10/27/2009 7:05:04 PM

#1044870

dr y

Besides all the usual idiocy, I'm not sure if this guy knows what 'obscure' means.

10/27/2009 7:09:26 PM

#1044893

rubber chicken

Atheism is more godless than Satanism... well Duh!

10/27/2009 7:22:58 PM

#1044909

Porky Pine

"Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, "

I didn't realize that parents were that tall.

10/27/2009 7:34:48 PM

#1044914

perdurabo

Oh lovely, sophistry on parade. All they needed was a hitler reference and they would have struck pure, gleaming, moronic gold.

10/27/2009 7:37:58 PM

#1044934

Horsefeathers

"A third group is Evolutionists, day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie."

It's been a while since I've been in school but I can assure you that I was never, not one single time, told any such thing. In fact, your precious Bible was completely ignored.

"Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide."

Yeah, sure.

Teacher: The Bible is a lie children.

Children: *commit mass suicide*

I'm sure you think that's accurate but, well, it's not.

"This is the origin myth of Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around."

Atheism goes back further than your Bible does and, thus, much further than the idea of evolution as it was presented by Darwin or is now taught.

"Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism."

I particularly like the fact that you believe you're being clever by stating atheism is more "godless" than Satanism, though I doubt you know why I find it amusing.

"These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America."

I'm responsible for precisely 0 abortions.

"There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!"

Please provide some of this overwhelming evidence to the scientific community.

10/27/2009 7:53:02 PM

#1044936

Moondog

There are hundreds of millions of Buddhists in the world. That's hardly obscure.

10/27/2009 7:54:45 PM

#1044954

Hammurabi

"fairy tail" - simple typo, or homoerotic Freudian slip?

10/27/2009 8:14:38 PM

#1044970

46,000,000 abortions in a country that's more than 75% Christian? Looks like youre going to have to find someone other than Atheists to blame.

10/27/2009 8:26:13 PM

#1045016

i enjoy using cocaine because its a fun thing to do

10/27/2009 9:14:51 PM

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10/27/2009 9:44:04 PM

#1045049

katie5000

A third group is Evolutionists, day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie. Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.

Well, the Bible is a lie. But they don't spend time teaching you that specifically, in school. At any rate, linking evolution and lack of biblical teachings to a horde of social ills is a huge logical fallacy. So, fail. And, kids "repel" against their parents? What, do their parents have a similar electrical charge or something?

This is the origin myth of Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around. Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism. These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America.

Atheism has no "origin myth", since it's not a religion in the first place (a+theist=not believing in any deities). Since it's not a religion (no deities), then how could it be "the most dangerous religion around"? As to the rest of it, I'd be more concerned about religion and religious tenets spawning megalomania. Actually, I'd be willing to bet that most of the current religions were started by megalomaniacs a long time ago.

And 46 million abortions? Really? You're suggesting that atheists conceive children just so they can abort them? That doesn't make sense.

10/27/2009 9:49:14 PM

#1045079

bbq burrito

There is a lot of fail in the entire article, but I have to agree him about pokemon and yugioh. That shit is dangerous to your wallet.

10/27/2009 10:20:00 PM

#1045120

the old firm

10/27/2009 11:18:09 PM

#1045138

Orion

The truth is out there, but the lies are in your head.

That website is a clusterfuck of paranoia about all forms of entertainment corrupting your children. They condemn
- TV
- Rock Music
- Trading cards
- Video Games
- Christian Rock
- Anything Japanese
- Books that are not the Bible
- Role Playing Games

And then expect children to love them for it XD

10/27/2009 11:32:05 PM

#1045153

Dharmabum

Damn ... gotta get me some fairy tail ...

10/27/2009 11:50:42 PM

#1045161

Buff

ummm I do not think that suicide is an act of rebelion.

Oh and thats the way I like my Buddhism, it is obscure. Thankfully it has kept out alot of simple minded bigots like you. But even we do have ass hole Buddhist now and again.

10/28/2009 12:00:01 AM

#1045191

werewolf

The amazing lack of evidence that your god even exists is overwhelming.

10/28/2009 12:28:38 AM

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10/28/2009 12:36:50 AM

#1045216

Jack Bauer

the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!

*sigh*

I expect he means the Wholly Babble.

*another sigh*

10/28/2009 12:48:02 AM

#1045232

foolish moon

Buddhism, obscure? The Buddhists in India, Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Myanmar, Vietnam, China, Japan, Korea, (and England, USA, Canada, and lots of other places) would disagree with your characterization. I knew a fundamentalist Xtian women who told her son (who was studying Buddhism) to be careful with that "New Age stuff." Buddhism, 500 years older than Christianity, was "New Age" to her. Clueless.

10/28/2009 1:02:21 AM

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