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There is a long and inglorious association between sodomy and black magic, from the medieval Buggers to the Ordo Templi Orientis' XI°.

Sodomy, as the figurative deposition of human seed in anal filth, is anti-God and anti-life. Physical acts are not morally neutral.

Piltdown Man, Pharyngula 94 Comments [10/29/2009 12:56:15 PM]
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Percy Q. Shunn

Rainbows mean god is having gay sex.

Just sayin...

10/29/2009 5:17:46 PM

Headache

Why are these morons so damn rectal oriented?

Everything I hear has to do with taking it up the ass... Anal envy?

Edit: Btw Mark 7:15 seems to disagree with you... look it up!


10/29/2009 5:43:38 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Pictured, a fearsome Medieval Bugger!


10/29/2009 6:13:15 PM

Sasha

Stop worrying so much about everyone else's sex lives and concentrate on your own. Unless you're just jealous, of course.

10/29/2009 6:25:26 PM

Hotspur

My guess is someone using the name Piltdown Man, may just be pulling our leg.

You think?

10/29/2009 6:28:51 PM

Philbert McAdamia

There is a long and inglorious association between sodomy and black magic


I'd expect a long and hard one between sodomy and brown magic, but that's just me...

10/29/2009 6:40:12 PM

BobsOldSocks

"the medieval Buggers"

Now *there's* a band name!

10/29/2009 7:39:19 PM

Zoo

"Physical acts are not morally neutral."

I don't suppose you actually mean that as a general statement. There are a lot of things wrong with it if you do. Example, I climb in bed to go to sleep. What are the moral implications of that?

10/29/2009 8:06:41 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

CITATION NEEDED

10/29/2009 10:48:44 PM

campbunny

In fact that's exactly what we're thinking about when we come in other guys' asses.

10/29/2009 11:18:26 PM

Mihangel apYrs

sez you.

Thank you for writing, though it does not meet our present needs. Return to the Middle Ages, do not pass GO, do not pick up $200, do not use antibiotics.

You fail big time on philosophy

10/30/2009 12:20:11 AM

Clown

Well, I guess that you know it best. After all, you are god... What, you are not? Burn the witch!

10/30/2009 2:23:43 AM

nutbunny

Go O.T.O. yaaaaay!!!!

And so I assume you do not like the Disco Stick. How sad :(

10/30/2009 2:36:06 AM

Xotan

Black Magic - I've gone off it. They used to box and present them really well. But recently the changed all of that and the product is... less satisfying. Oh, I see you don't mean the chocolates!

Well, St. Augustine says 'inter faeces et urinam nascimur' - we are born in shit and piss. That includes the pillock who calls himself Piltdown Man (which was a hoax, anyway!).

10/30/2009 3:11:44 AM

Valheru

Well.... a bit of salad tossing is magic indeed if/when I can coax my gf into it.

I wouldn't call it black magic, though. Maybe it's because she's a white chick, bwehehehe.

10/30/2009 3:13:12 AM

The L

"There is a long and inglorious association between sodomy and black magic"

You do just realize you made homosexuality look COOLER than it actually is, right? After all, nothing entices like good old-fashioned forbidden fruit. Just ask your mythical friends with the talking serpent.

"Physical acts are not morally neutral."

I could have real fun with this one.

Twirling in place is good and will redeem you. But picking your nose is evil and will curse you to the bowels of hell.

10/30/2009 4:11:06 AM

Hirsute_Nailbomb

it's still alot of fun though.

10/30/2009 4:46:53 AM

Mister Spak

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081110215732AAO4mSg

According to physicians and medical experts, pork is a harmful diet. Consumption of swine-flesh creates lowliness in character and destroys moral and spiritual faculties in a man.

10/30/2009 5:20:17 AM

ozznova

So blowjobs are ok with you then?

10/30/2009 5:27:28 AM

I read about the afterlife

Someone needs to come out of the closet...

10/30/2009 5:42:51 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Come to think of it, "Medieval Buggers" would be a great name for a rock band.

Edit: BobsOldSocks beat me to it. Dammit!

10/30/2009 8:04:33 AM

Anon-e-moose

"There is a long and inglorious association between sodomy and black magic, from the medieval Buggers to the Ordo Templi Orientis' XI°.

Sodomy, as the figurative deposition of human seed in anal filth, is anti-God and anti-life. Physical acts are not morally neutral."



'The ancient Romans believed that buggery caused earthquakes.'

-John Sessions, "QI".

10/30/2009 8:20:21 AM

Dr. Novakaine

You'd love to be able to dictate exactly what anyone can do at any given time, wouldn't you? Bet you get a stiffy from being controlling and domineering.

10/30/2009 8:23:42 AM

WMDKitty

Physical acts in and of themselves are entirely morally neutral. The intent behind the act, however, and the effect the act has on the one acted upon, determine the morality.

Rather like magic, it's all about INTENT.

10/30/2009 9:08:55 AM

RH-00

It is not the act that is evil, it is the intent with which the act is performed that has the potential to be either good, evil, or neutral.

Then there's the whole clusterfuck that is moral relativity...

10/30/2009 9:11:41 AM
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