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#1047043
dpareja
Well, "ragezone" is certainly accurate...
11/1/2009 1:25:19 PM
#1047045
Vince
wow, that degraded from bad to totally unintelligible in less time than it took to load the page.
11/1/2009 1:28:12 PM
#1047047
The Watcher
I guess I'm forced to concede. Who can argue with logic like that?
11/1/2009 1:32:45 PM
#1047048
Hammurabi
Hmmm.... excellent points. I took special care to note that your lack of capitalization indicates someone who isn't a conformist like the rest of us. Your frequent spelling errors show an intellect so great that you have clearly chosen to forgo the indoctrination of the schools, lest they quell your brilliance. Also, your complete disregard for the rules of English grammar show that you are an innovator, forging new rules for language as you go. Bravo, sir! A job at the Discovery Institute awaits.
11/1/2009 1:34:08 PM
#1047050
BobsOldSocks
That kind of stupidity is its own punishment. Just imagine trying to understand words of more than two syllables with a such a subnormal intellect. Life for this person must be one frustration after another. I almost pity them.
11/1/2009 1:36:55 PM
#1047059
HazelHolly
Troll.
If not, then someone get this guy back to grade school, STAT!
11/1/2009 1:40:00 PM
#1047068
Narwhalman
Um...can someone translate this into something legible? I honestly can't make heads or tails of what this dumbfuck is saying...
11/1/2009 1:46:03 PM
#1047078
Anevilmeme
Thanks to home schooling the world will never run out of Wal-Mart greeters.
11/1/2009 1:52:39 PM
#1047083
aaa
Does your mommy know that little billy is naughtily shitting up internet?
11/1/2009 1:55:44 PM
#1047092
Osiris
Do you really think that dolphins are fish, and that fish need to breath air?
11/1/2009 2:00:28 PM
#1047114
Zodiac
What exactly does "get a shag" mean again?
11/1/2009 2:17:11 PM
#1047141
campbunny
I'll decipher Harrapan before I can manage this.
11/1/2009 2:37:05 PM
#1047165
Xotan
Is this written in ancient Penguinese?
11/1/2009 2:51:45 PM
#1047173
atrasicarius
My god... Your simple yet beautiful eloquence has utterly convinced me of the merit of your position. I've seen the error of my ways!
11/1/2009 2:58:46 PM
#1047178
Semi-Christian
To answer your first question: they are mammals. The rest involves incredibly complex understanding upon the concepts of quantum physics and such.
11/1/2009 3:02:18 PM
#1047179
Porky Pine
@Narwhalman
The only point I was able to make from that was "Dolphins need to surface to breath therefore, evolution is wrong".
All the rest was a mess.
11/1/2009 3:02:46 PM
#1047191
It's hard to take someone seriously when they talk like a 5 year old.
11/1/2009 3:10:20 PM
#1047198
Pule Thamex
It saddens me to have to admit it, but there's a good possibility that this unintelligible moron is British since, in the UK, to shag means to copulate.
11/1/2009 3:15:59 PM
#1047202
John
if they evolved they would not need to surface for air they would saty underwater always
Wouldn't that be true if God designed them? Is he saying God screwed up? That seems like a better argument for evolution.
11/1/2009 3:19:45 PM
#1047204
wintermute
Porky Pine:
Actually, it was "Dolphins and fish need to surface to breath therefore, evolution is wrong"
Someone doesn't know how fish work...
11/1/2009 3:21:06 PM
#1047266
Phil
you're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything
11/1/2009 4:23:18 PM
#1047338
The Jamo
After that tour-de-force explanation, how can anyone argue?
11/1/2009 5:28:56 PM
#1047351
Frogflayer
A shag on a rock -
11/1/2009 5:47:22 PM
#1047358
Turtle
So first you say evolution doesn't happen. Then you say it does (I think?). Then you tell me to get shag carpeting.
Wha??
11/1/2009 5:53:10 PM
#1047383
Alethe
From rude to incoherent in record time.
11/1/2009 6:09:18 PM
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