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shut the fuck up.if we changed to fit our surroundings why do fish,dolphins etc need to go to the surface to get air.if they evolved they would not need to surface for air they would saty underwater always.nd y have we stoped evolving if we started apes nd y have they stoped evolving?and how the fuck can a big explosion creat the earth and then make the core 10000000 degrees.when explosions blow up things.and you cant say we stoped evolving to fit our surrounds because we didnt.its proved once a cell evolves(mutates) the mutation spread over the body a doesnt stop so evvolving does not stop , which the evolutioists say has.



now close this thread fed up wi this shyt GET A SHAG!

shields, Creationism or Evolution - The Great Debate 52 Comments [11/1/2009 1:22:59 PM]
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dpareja

Well, "ragezone" is certainly accurate...

11/1/2009 1:25:19 PM

Vince

wow, that degraded from bad to totally unintelligible in less time than it took to load the page.

11/1/2009 1:28:12 PM

The Watcher

I guess I'm forced to concede. Who can argue with logic like that?

11/1/2009 1:32:45 PM

Hammurabi

Hmmm.... excellent points. I took special care to note that your lack of capitalization indicates someone who isn't a conformist like the rest of us. Your frequent spelling errors show an intellect so great that you have clearly chosen to forgo the indoctrination of the schools, lest they quell your brilliance. Also, your complete disregard for the rules of English grammar show that you are an innovator, forging new rules for language as you go. Bravo, sir! A job at the Discovery Institute awaits.

11/1/2009 1:34:08 PM

BobsOldSocks

That kind of stupidity is its own punishment. Just imagine trying to understand words of more than two syllables with a such a subnormal intellect. Life for this person must be one frustration after another. I almost pity them.

11/1/2009 1:36:55 PM

HazelHolly

Troll.

If not, then someone get this guy back to grade school, STAT!

11/1/2009 1:40:00 PM

Narwhalman

Um...can someone translate this into something legible? I honestly can't make heads or tails of what this dumbfuck is saying...

11/1/2009 1:46:03 PM

Anevilmeme

Thanks to home schooling the world will never run out of Wal-Mart greeters.

11/1/2009 1:52:39 PM

aaa

Does your mommy know that little billy is naughtily shitting up internet?

11/1/2009 1:55:44 PM

Osiris

Do you really think that dolphins are fish, and that fish need to breath air?

11/1/2009 2:00:28 PM

Zodiac

What exactly does "get a shag" mean again?

11/1/2009 2:17:11 PM

campbunny

I'll decipher Harrapan before I can manage this.

11/1/2009 2:37:05 PM

Xotan

Is this written in ancient Penguinese?

11/1/2009 2:51:45 PM

atrasicarius

My god... Your simple yet beautiful eloquence has utterly convinced me of the merit of your position. I've seen the error of my ways!

11/1/2009 2:58:46 PM

Semi-Christian

To answer your first question: they are mammals. The rest involves incredibly complex understanding upon the concepts of quantum physics and such.

11/1/2009 3:02:18 PM

Porky Pine

@Narwhalman

The only point I was able to make from that was "Dolphins need to surface to breath therefore, evolution is wrong".

All the rest was a mess.

11/1/2009 3:02:46 PM



It's hard to take someone seriously when they talk like a 5 year old.

11/1/2009 3:10:20 PM

Pule Thamex

It saddens me to have to admit it, but there's a good possibility that this unintelligible moron is British since, in the UK, to shag means to copulate.

11/1/2009 3:15:59 PM

John

if they evolved they would not need to surface for air they would saty underwater always

Wouldn't that be true if God designed them? Is he saying God screwed up? That seems like a better argument for evolution.

11/1/2009 3:19:45 PM

wintermute

Porky Pine:

Actually, it was "Dolphins and fish need to surface to breath therefore, evolution is wrong"

Someone doesn't know how fish work...

11/1/2009 3:21:06 PM

Phil

you're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything

11/1/2009 4:23:18 PM

The Jamo

After that tour-de-force explanation, how can anyone argue?

11/1/2009 5:28:56 PM

Frogflayer

A shag on a rock -

11/1/2009 5:47:22 PM

Turtle

So first you say evolution doesn't happen. Then you say it does (I think?). Then you tell me to get shag carpeting.

Wha??

11/1/2009 5:53:10 PM

Alethe

From rude to incoherent in record time.

11/1/2009 6:09:18 PM
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