Remember people, on the coming months of September to December, there were 2 volcanoes that would erupt in the US, the name of these volcanoes have something to do with faith. This eruption is a trumpet blast from God. Repent? now people! Avoid pornography, smoking, cursing, fornication, adultery, immorality, occultism etc. Be holy; do not turn to church for salvation, turn to Christ
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What about that nuclear device that was supposed to explode under Washington DC on the 11th October? Oh yes, and all those other failed prophecies.
Shouldn't you godly Americans have stacks of stones at the ready to kill those false prophet???
BTW, isnt the correct word 'Conseil'????? Why use French when you can't spell?
I don't smoke, I like to curse when I'm mad, I'm happily married, and don't feel I'm immoral, but I don't want to avoid fornication, sorry ;) Pornograhpy, well I love True Blood, does soft porn count?
What a small, scary world this creature must live in....that world created by his paranoid mind.
On a lighter note, if a volcanic eruption is a trumpet blast from gawd...what instument does gawd use to cause a tsunami? A banjo?
I'm assuming that volcanoes that have something to do with faith, is pretty much everyone of them. I think if Crowsnest erupted (it wont) they'd claim it was native 'faith'.
I really think we should start holding these idiots to the biblical law of false prophets. We don't have to kill them, but a good smackdown with a few rocks may make them think twice about this bullshit.
Oh...
In September Al Qaeda terrorists dug a tunnel from the lowest Tora Bora cave through the centre of the Earth to the supervolcano under Yellowstone.
It's a good job that President Obama reinstated CTU - we were waiting for them.
I could tell you where they plan to strike in December - but then I'd have to kill you.
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"the name of these volcanoes have something to do with faith. This eruption is a trumpet blast from God. Repent?"
Natural occurences = God farting?
As BBC TV's "The Royle Family"'s Jim Royle would say:
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'Equating geological events with a nonexistent sky fairy? MY ARSE!
...which reminds me, I got to go to the bog and have an eruption meself!, While I have me own Pompeii, make us a cup of tea will yer, Barb?!'
Yeah, I'm really worried. What will you say when December passes and no volcano eruptions?
And living in the flat midwest and nowhere near a mountain, I'm really not worried about a volcano if one does erupt.
And when January rolls around and nothing has happened, we will see a flurry of excuses as to why god has delayed, once again. He is probably having problems creating enough stirrings inside the lava chambers underneath. Oh well, so much for an omnipotent god, maybe he need some divine viagra to get going?
What volcanoes?
lol
Idiot.
"Do not turn to church for salvation..."
Well, at least we can agree on that. The rest, though, is a monumental pile of fail.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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