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#1047073
aaa
I come from the future. I can disprove that claim, but i can't be arsed to do so.
11/1/2009 1:49:43 PM
#1047089
Osiris
Which volcanoes?
11/1/2009 1:59:39 PM
#1047095
rfraudreignz
more like a trumpet blast out of your butt.
11/1/2009 2:01:27 PM
#1047137
campbunny
Geneva called, they want their Consistory back.
11/1/2009 2:35:07 PM
#1047160
Xotan
What about that nuclear device that was supposed to explode under Washington DC on the 11th October? Oh yes, and all those other failed prophecies.
Shouldn't you godly Americans have stacks of stones at the ready to kill those false prophet???
BTW, isnt the correct word 'Conseil'????? Why use French when you can't spell?
11/1/2009 2:49:08 PM
#1047177
Semi-Christian
Good thing I don't live in America then, now where did I leave my porno and immorality.
11/1/2009 3:00:59 PM
#1047186
I just did a trumpet blast out of my asshole. Now I must go make rapture in the toilet.
11/1/2009 3:07:29 PM
#1047236
Eden
Christian doom prophets...
trying to get converts by spreading fear since 2000 years
11/1/2009 3:56:37 PM
#1047254
WMUG
Poe, surely? :(
11/1/2009 4:13:01 PM
#1047280
Elia
I don't see how Mount St. Helen has anything to do with . . . whatever you were trying to talk about.
11/1/2009 4:42:30 PM
#1047299
Ozzie
I don't smoke, I like to curse when I'm mad, I'm happily married, and don't feel I'm immoral, but I don't want to avoid fornication, sorry ;) Pornograhpy, well I love True Blood, does soft porn count?
11/1/2009 5:01:07 PM
#1047314
You'd think anyone living with this level of irrational fear would have to spend most of his life just cowering under the kitchen table.
11/1/2009 5:11:13 PM
#1047362
Turtle
Please. If the world's going to end, I'm going to do all the fun things I can. And a lot of the stuff you think is immoral is actually fun, so...
11/1/2009 5:56:46 PM
#1047426
Beth B.
If Kilauea continues to erupt both on its east rift and at its summit, is this guy going to consider his prophecy fulfilled?
11/1/2009 6:31:43 PM
#1047440
moose
What a small, scary world this creature must live in....that world created by his paranoid mind.
On a lighter note, if a volcanic eruption is a trumpet blast from gawd...what instument does gawd use to cause a tsunami? A banjo?
11/1/2009 6:40:43 PM
#1047462
Antichrist
I'm assuming that volcanoes that have something to do with faith, is pretty much everyone of them. I think if Crowsnest erupted (it wont) they'd claim it was native 'faith'.
I really think we should start holding these idiots to the biblical law of false prophets. We don't have to kill them, but a good smackdown with a few rocks may make them think twice about this bullshit.
11/1/2009 6:56:35 PM
#1047494
Zodiac
This guy isn't hateful, so you can't call him a fundie, he's just a zealot.
11/1/2009 7:30:46 PM
#1047496
JohnTheAtheist
That was an eruption of bullshit!
11/1/2009 7:32:53 PM
#1047499
Zits
Ahhh, my behavior has something to do with Earth cutting the cheese. Disconnect in 5...4...3...2...1...
11/1/2009 7:35:44 PM
#1047501
Thejebusfire
I "turned" to Christ once, but he never called back.
11/1/2009 7:37:58 PM
#1047511
Iczer-04
nope no volcanoes are due to erupt in that time frame and location...
sorry...
11/1/2009 7:46:27 PM
#1047513
Smilodon
And what are the names of these volcanoes you speak of?
11/1/2009 7:47:30 PM
#1047527
Old Viking
More like an accordion riff from God.
11/1/2009 7:55:44 PM
#1047562
pfft
"Remember people, on the coming months of September to December, there were.."
Hookay
11/1/2009 8:53:45 PM
#1047703
Clown
I don't believe in prophecies. So, why should I stop FUCKING cursing?!
11/2/2009 2:02:30 AM
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