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Remember people, on the coming months of September to December, there were 2 volcanoes that would erupt in the US, the name of these volcanoes have something to do with faith. This eruption is a trumpet blast from God. Repent? now people! Avoid pornography, smoking, cursing, fornication, adultery, immorality, occultism etc. Be holy; do not turn to church for salvation, turn to Christ

conceil8, YouTube 42 Comments [11/1/2009 1:25:35 PM]
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aaa

I come from the future. I can disprove that claim, but i can't be arsed to do so.

11/1/2009 1:49:43 PM

Osiris

Which volcanoes?

11/1/2009 1:59:39 PM

rfraudreignz

more like a trumpet blast out of your butt.

11/1/2009 2:01:27 PM

campbunny

Geneva called, they want their Consistory back.

11/1/2009 2:35:07 PM

Xotan

What about that nuclear device that was supposed to explode under Washington DC on the 11th October? Oh yes, and all those other failed prophecies.

Shouldn't you godly Americans have stacks of stones at the ready to kill those false prophet???

BTW, isnt the correct word 'Conseil'????? Why use French when you can't spell?

11/1/2009 2:49:08 PM

Semi-Christian

Good thing I don't live in America then, now where did I leave my porno and immorality.

11/1/2009 3:00:59 PM



I just did a trumpet blast out of my asshole. Now I must go make rapture in the toilet.

11/1/2009 3:07:29 PM

Eden

Christian doom prophets...
trying to get converts by spreading fear since 2000 years

11/1/2009 3:56:37 PM

WMUG

Poe, surely? :(

11/1/2009 4:13:01 PM

Elia

I don't see how Mount St. Helen has anything to do with . . . whatever you were trying to talk about.

11/1/2009 4:42:30 PM

Ozzie

I don't smoke, I like to curse when I'm mad, I'm happily married, and don't feel I'm immoral, but I don't want to avoid fornication, sorry ;) Pornograhpy, well I love True Blood, does soft porn count?

11/1/2009 5:01:07 PM



You'd think anyone living with this level of irrational fear would have to spend most of his life just cowering under the kitchen table.

11/1/2009 5:11:13 PM

Turtle

Please. If the world's going to end, I'm going to do all the fun things I can. And a lot of the stuff you think is immoral is actually fun, so...

11/1/2009 5:56:46 PM

Beth B.

If Kilauea continues to erupt both on its east rift and at its summit, is this guy going to consider his prophecy fulfilled?

11/1/2009 6:31:43 PM

moose

What a small, scary world this creature must live in....that world created by his paranoid mind.

On a lighter note, if a volcanic eruption is a trumpet blast from gawd...what instument does gawd use to cause a tsunami? A banjo?

11/1/2009 6:40:43 PM

Antichrist

I'm assuming that volcanoes that have something to do with faith, is pretty much everyone of them. I think if Crowsnest erupted (it wont) they'd claim it was native 'faith'.

I really think we should start holding these idiots to the biblical law of false prophets. We don't have to kill them, but a good smackdown with a few rocks may make them think twice about this bullshit.

11/1/2009 6:56:35 PM

Zodiac

This guy isn't hateful, so you can't call him a fundie, he's just a zealot.

11/1/2009 7:30:46 PM

JohnTheAtheist

That was an eruption of bullshit!

11/1/2009 7:32:53 PM

Zits

Ahhh, my behavior has something to do with Earth cutting the cheese. Disconnect in 5...4...3...2...1...

11/1/2009 7:35:44 PM

Thejebusfire

I "turned" to Christ once, but he never called back.

11/1/2009 7:37:58 PM

Iczer-04

nope no volcanoes are due to erupt in that time frame and location...


sorry...

11/1/2009 7:46:27 PM

Smilodon

And what are the names of these volcanoes you speak of?

11/1/2009 7:47:30 PM

Old Viking

More like an accordion riff from God.

11/1/2009 7:55:44 PM

pfft

"Remember people, on the coming months of September to December, there were.."

Hookay

11/1/2009 8:53:45 PM

Clown

I don't believe in prophecies. So, why should I stop FUCKING cursing?!

11/2/2009 2:02:30 AM
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