I come from the future. I can disprove that claim, but i can't be arsed to do so.
11/1/2009 1:49:43 PM
11/1/2009 1:59:39 PM
more like a trumpet blast out of your butt.
11/1/2009 2:01:27 PM
Geneva called, they want their Consistory back.
11/1/2009 2:35:07 PM
What about that nuclear device that was supposed to explode under Washington DC on the 11th October? Oh yes, and all those other failed prophecies.
Shouldn't you godly Americans have stacks of stones at the ready to kill those false prophet???
BTW, isnt the correct word 'Conseil'????? Why use French when you can't spell?
11/1/2009 2:49:08 PM
Good thing I don't live in America then, now where did I leave my porno and immorality.
11/1/2009 3:00:59 PM
I just did a trumpet blast out of my asshole. Now I must go make rapture in the toilet.
11/1/2009 3:07:29 PM
Christian doom prophets...
trying to get converts by spreading fear since 2000 years
11/1/2009 3:56:37 PM
Poe, surely? :(
11/1/2009 4:13:01 PM
I don't see how Mount St. Helen has anything to do with . . . whatever you were trying to talk about.
11/1/2009 4:42:30 PM
I don't smoke, I like to curse when I'm mad, I'm happily married, and don't feel I'm immoral, but I don't want to avoid fornication, sorry ;) Pornograhpy, well I love True Blood, does soft porn count?
11/1/2009 5:01:07 PM
You'd think anyone living with this level of irrational fear would have to spend most of his life just cowering under the kitchen table.
11/1/2009 5:11:13 PM
Please. If the world's going to end, I'm going to do all the fun things I can. And a lot of the stuff you think is immoral is actually fun, so...
11/1/2009 5:56:46 PM
If Kilauea continues to erupt both on its east rift and at its summit, is this guy going to consider his prophecy fulfilled?
11/1/2009 6:31:43 PM
What a small, scary world this creature must live in....that world created by his paranoid mind.
On a lighter note, if a volcanic eruption is a trumpet blast from gawd...what instument does gawd use to cause a tsunami? A banjo?
11/1/2009 6:40:43 PM
I'm assuming that volcanoes that have something to do with faith, is pretty much everyone of them. I think if Crowsnest erupted (it wont) they'd claim it was native 'faith'.
I really think we should start holding these idiots to the biblical law of false prophets. We don't have to kill them, but a good smackdown with a few rocks may make them think twice about this bullshit.
11/1/2009 6:56:35 PM
This guy isn't hateful, so you can't call him a fundie, he's just a zealot.
11/1/2009 7:30:46 PM
That was an eruption of bullshit!
11/1/2009 7:32:53 PM
Ahhh, my behavior has something to do with Earth cutting the cheese. Disconnect in 5...4...3...2...1...
11/1/2009 7:35:44 PM
I "turned" to Christ once, but he never called back.
11/1/2009 7:37:58 PM
nope no volcanoes are due to erupt in that time frame and location...
11/1/2009 7:46:27 PM
And what are the names of these volcanoes you speak of?
11/1/2009 7:47:30 PM
More like an accordion riff from God.
11/1/2009 7:55:44 PM
"Remember people, on the coming months of September to December, there were.."
11/1/2009 8:53:45 PM
I don't believe in prophecies. So, why should I stop FUCKING cursing?!
11/2/2009 2:02:30 AM