Hello. I'm a liberal Christian.
-watchs fundy's head explode-
11/1/2009 1:37:22 PM
@HazelHolly: Well, then, clearly you're not a TrueChristian.
11/1/2009 1:41:59 PM
Read Mark 12:35-44. Your own messiah is definitely not a conservative! Oh, and learn to spell.
11/1/2009 2:19:20 PM
Urbandic for once! I hope this doesn't become a trend.
11/1/2009 2:28:03 PM
No true scot posts on the internet!
11/1/2009 2:31:52 PM
Nathan the Wise
The quotient of NaCl in the Caledonian's oat-based breakfast meal would appear to be deficient.
11/1/2009 2:47:34 PM
GTFO my Urban Dictionary, newfag.
11/1/2009 2:53:55 PM
An evil good person would just be a person who does the "right" thing, whatever that may be, in the most evil possible manner, wouldn't it? Or maybe it'd be a person who's clearly evil, but friendly about it?
11/1/2009 3:07:45 PM
What Christian denies Christ died for our sins? It says so right in 1 Corinthians. Certainly no Catholic or mainstream Protestant hold that belief. And no Christian I'm aware of denies Christ is the sole avenue to salvation. Some fundies have tried to claim that Roman Catholics believe salvation can be earned through works, but this is nonsense.
The Bible says nothing about attending church regularly, and admonishes people to pray in private.
So what's left of Shawn's definition of a "liberal" Christian?
11/1/2009 3:16:04 PM
I didn't realize the liberalist political agenda included "not going to church, not praying, and denying Jesus."
11/1/2009 3:24:45 PM
"The term 'liberal Christian' is an oxymoron because it is not possible to hold the beliefs of liberalism and be in harmony with Biblical teachings at the same time."
So Christ isn't a Christian? Wow!
11/1/2009 3:24:51 PM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
So, since Jesus was quite liberal (for his time), he was a christian in name only?
11/1/2009 3:29:54 PM
Well if liberal Christians aren't really Christian, would you mind stop using us to inflate your figures that the majority of people in the United States are Christian?
There are things that non-conservative Christians adhere to that are Biblically based, it's just not the same things that you adhere to.
11/1/2009 3:48:43 PM
How sad, for a change, this person can spell words and seems to know what they mean, yet can't make sense. What a waste!
11/1/2009 3:57:57 PM
@:oop, Jezebel's Evil Sister
er, no. he was jewish
11/1/2009 4:21:25 PM
Funny, we liberal Christians see you fundies as the "Christians in name only" because you seem to do nothing but hate, hate, hate, discriminate, deny help to the poor, push the meek and helpless around, deny science, denigrate people of other faiths, and then hate some more--all in the name of Christ. Your definition proves you know nothing about us or what we believe, and you definitely don't speak for us. In fact, we're ashamed of and sickened by you. That's why we come here.
11/1/2009 4:40:14 PM
Just because we don't suffer an aneurysm every time someone question our beliefs doesn't mean we don't believe them. We just have enough faith and rationality to consider and value other peoples opinions.
11/1/2009 5:14:30 PM
All christians are "good". Even Hitler? Sorry, I like Godwin.
11/1/2009 5:58:39 PM
Huh. I guess I must be an Elder God, given that I have the ability to exist despite being unable too.
Cthulhu! Your brother wants some explanation here!
11/1/2009 6:02:02 PM
Percy Q. Shunn
How odd. I always thought jebus was a pole-smokin' fag.
11/1/2009 6:26:53 PM
True. Ignorance does have a conservative bias.
11/1/2009 6:35:43 PM
But Jesus was a liberal and a socialist. FAIL!
11/1/2009 6:42:26 PM
I guess it would be condescending if I pat you on the head.
11/1/2009 7:44:50 PM
Really? Huh. Someone should have told me that back when I used to be one.
11/1/2009 8:01:24 PM
Well I guess Jesus doesn't count since he was a liberal Jew. Really, just drop the Christian shit and start calling yourselves Paulians; it's not like you pay any attention to what Jesus supposedly said.
11/1/2009 8:43:42 PM