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#1047052
HazelHolly
Hello. I'm a liberal Christian.
-watchs fundy's head explode-
11/1/2009 1:37:22 PM
#1047062
dpareja
@HazelHolly: Well, then, clearly you're not a TrueChristian.
11/1/2009 1:41:59 PM
#1047117
djeinbrum
Read Mark 12:35-44. Your own messiah is definitely not a conservative! Oh, and learn to spell.
11/1/2009 2:19:20 PM
#1047124
campbunny
Urbandic for once! I hope this doesn't become a trend.
11/1/2009 2:28:03 PM
#1047130
aaa
No true scot posts on the internet!
11/1/2009 2:31:52 PM
#1047156
Nathan the Wise
The quotient of NaCl in the Caledonian's oat-based breakfast meal would appear to be deficient.
11/1/2009 2:47:34 PM
#1047169
atrasicarius
GTFO my Urban Dictionary, newfag.
11/1/2009 2:53:55 PM
#1047187
An evil good person would just be a person who does the "right" thing, whatever that may be, in the most evil possible manner, wouldn't it? Or maybe it'd be a person who's clearly evil, but friendly about it?
11/1/2009 3:07:45 PM
#1047199
John
What Christian denies Christ died for our sins? It says so right in 1 Corinthians. Certainly no Catholic or mainstream Protestant hold that belief. And no Christian I'm aware of denies Christ is the sole avenue to salvation. Some fundies have tried to claim that Roman Catholics believe salvation can be earned through works, but this is nonsense.
The Bible says nothing about attending church regularly, and admonishes people to pray in private.
So what's left of Shawn's definition of a "liberal" Christian?
11/1/2009 3:16:04 PM
#1047206
AuraTwilight
I didn't realize the liberalist political agenda included "not going to church, not praying, and denying Jesus."
11/1/2009 3:24:45 PM
#1047207
oop
"The term 'liberal Christian' is an oxymoron because it is not possible to hold the beliefs of liberalism and be in harmony with Biblical teachings at the same time."
So Christ isn't a Christian? Wow!
http://www.liberalslikechrist.org/index.htm
11/1/2009 3:24:51 PM
#1047216
Jezebel's Evil Sister
So, since Jesus was quite liberal (for his time), he was a christian in name only?
11/1/2009 3:29:54 PM
#1047231
Kat
Well if liberal Christians aren't really Christian, would you mind stop using us to inflate your figures that the majority of people in the United States are Christian?
There are things that non-conservative Christians adhere to that are Biblically based, it's just not the same things that you adhere to.
11/1/2009 3:48:43 PM
#1047239
Matante
How sad, for a change, this person can spell words and seems to know what they mean, yet can't make sense. What a waste!
11/1/2009 3:57:57 PM
#1047264
Phil
@:oop, Jezebel's Evil Sister
er, no. he was jewish
11/1/2009 4:21:25 PM
#1047277
Funny, we liberal Christians see you fundies as the "Christians in name only" because you seem to do nothing but hate, hate, hate, discriminate, deny help to the poor, push the meek and helpless around, deny science, denigrate people of other faiths, and then hate some more--all in the name of Christ. Your definition proves you know nothing about us or what we believe, and you definitely don't speak for us. In fact, we're ashamed of and sickened by you. That's why we come here.
11/1/2009 4:40:14 PM
#1047321
TheReligiousCommie
Just because we don't suffer an aneurysm every time someone question our beliefs doesn't mean we don't believe them. We just have enough faith and rationality to consider and value other peoples opinions.
11/1/2009 5:14:30 PM
#1047365
Godbuster
All christians are "good". Even Hitler? Sorry, I like Godwin.
11/1/2009 5:58:39 PM
#1047372
Leliel
Huh. I guess I must be an Elder God, given that I have the ability to exist despite being unable too.
Cthulhu! Your brother wants some explanation here!
11/1/2009 6:02:02 PM
#1047417
Percy Q. Shunn
How odd. I always thought jebus was a pole-smokin' fag.
11/1/2009 6:26:53 PM
#1047434
werewolf
True. Ignorance does have a conservative bias.
11/1/2009 6:35:43 PM
#1047441
Nowonmai
But Jesus was a liberal and a socialist. FAIL!
11/1/2009 6:42:26 PM
#1047507
Old Viking
I guess it would be condescending if I pat you on the head.
11/1/2009 7:44:50 PM
#1047536
GodotIsWaiting4U
Really? Huh. Someone should have told me that back when I used to be one.
11/1/2009 8:01:24 PM
#1047556
Antichrist
Well I guess Jesus doesn't count since he was a liberal Jew. Really, just drop the Christian shit and start calling yourselves Paulians; it's not like you pay any attention to what Jesus supposedly said.
11/1/2009 8:43:42 PM
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