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#1048813
The L
That's the best evolution fairy tale I've ever heard!
11/3/2009 10:56:36 AM
#1048816
Misty
Okay I gotta admit...That one's original!
11/3/2009 10:57:57 AM
#1048857
Thinking Allowed
Not sure whether to say poe or idiot. Personally, I'm going with poe.
11/3/2009 11:11:03 AM
#1048900
Clown
You are so wrong it's not even funny.
11/3/2009 11:27:01 AM
#1048911
Nathan the Wise
Run into a moose, and then be shit upon by a swan. Repeat until enlightened.
11/3/2009 11:29:54 AM
#1048918
jc
And we thank you lord, for creating all those fossils so that we might be punk-ethed by you. And we also thank that you eliminated the T-Rex...that you also created...so that we might be able to drive to WalMart. Praise be to you for killing all the pteradactyles [sic] so that our hoods might be poop free...Amen...even though you could have just not created the dinosaurs if you knew you were just going to kill them all for the sake of our roofs...
11/3/2009 11:31:06 AM
#1048927
Pretty Ugly
Too nonsensical even for a poe.
11/3/2009 11:34:34 AM
#1048981
Serph-no-Okami
Because there's obviously no such thing as swamps or small, local floods. And animals can't go extince because of natural disasters or environmental changes either...
11/3/2009 12:00:59 PM
#1048993
Shadoboy
Of course,assuming the premise that the earth is 6000 years old.
Spoilers: It isn't.
11/3/2009 12:06:02 PM
#1048994
pfft
what the f**k?
11/3/2009 12:06:11 PM
#1049011
aaa
Oh, for fucks sake. Why do you keep failing at everything?
11/3/2009 12:15:18 PM
#1049185
pete
I wonder if Scott has met Victoria Jackson. They display a similar level of utter insanity wrapped in a blanket of ignorance.
11/3/2009 1:14:44 PM
#1049195
JohnTheAtheist
Yes water and sediment are required but so is millions of years. If fossils were really caused by one catastrophic flood that killed everything we would have so many fossils we wouldn't know what to do with them.
I can't believe that it is almost the second decade of the 21st century and I am still arguing with people that think Noah's flood is a real event.
11/3/2009 1:18:16 PM
#1049221
Old Viking
Pteradactyl Poop would be a great name for a rock group.
11/3/2009 1:26:27 PM
#1049736
El Zorro
Err...
11/3/2009 5:11:53 PM
#1050606
GodotIsWaiting4U
You must be a poe. Water and sediment exist in all sorts of places, like, say, rivers. We wouldn't have dinosaurs because they are EXTINCT.
11/4/2009 10:39:54 AM
#1050984
campbunny
Why are half of their arguments for religion about "nice" roads and shiny consumer goods?
11/4/2009 9:50:54 PM
#1051157
Reverend Jeremiah
"We also wouldn't have nice safe public roads for the fear of running into a dinosaur. "
So the flood destroyed all dinosaurs? Then why do so many creationists say that the behemoth in the book of Job (after the flood) is a dinosaur?
11/5/2009 9:42:23 AM
#1060798
Kayube
But we HAVE dinosaurs pooping on our cars and crashing into things all the time even today!
11/22/2009 12:29:06 PM
#1060820
Angua
"Nice safe public roads"? I wish I lived where you did. Car crashes are one of the highest causes of death. I'm sorry, I don't know what else to say in the face of such ridiculousness. I just don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And dinosaur dropping actually do cause a bit of a problem. You see, there are these creatures called "birds" . . .
11/22/2009 2:03:19 PM
#1060902
Trask
@Kayube
Wow! Genius! You have all the answers!
Now where did God come from?
-waits-
11/22/2009 8:25:52 PM
#1063963
JDC1
You are full of pteradactyle poop.
In other words,
your shit is very old.
11/28/2009 11:54:34 AM
#1149977
Gore
FOSSILIZATION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT
4/22/2010 1:12:12 PM
#1149981
Elia
Started out sounding eloquent and almost sane, and jumped off a cliff. Re: campbunny's observation - Truly, they cannot see even beyond tomorrow's lunch, if their biggest focus is always on the gilded goodies and doohickeys we have today.
4/22/2010 1:18:33 PM
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