That's the best evolution fairy tale I've ever heard!
11/3/2009 10:56:36 AM
Okay I gotta admit...That one's original!
11/3/2009 10:57:57 AM
Not sure whether to say poe or idiot. Personally, I'm going with poe.
11/3/2009 11:11:03 AM
You are so wrong it's not even funny.
11/3/2009 11:27:01 AM
Nathan the Wise
Run into a moose, and then be shit upon by a swan. Repeat until enlightened.
11/3/2009 11:29:54 AM
And we thank you lord, for creating all those fossils so that we might be punk-ethed by you. And we also thank that you eliminated the T-Rex...that you also created...so that we might be able to drive to WalMart. Praise be to you for killing all the pteradactyles [sic] so that our hoods might be poop free...Amen...even though you could have just not created the dinosaurs if you knew you were just going to kill them all for the sake of our roofs...
11/3/2009 11:31:06 AM
Too nonsensical even for a poe.
11/3/2009 11:34:34 AM
Because there's obviously no such thing as swamps or small, local floods. And animals can't go extince because of natural disasters or environmental changes either...
11/3/2009 12:00:59 PM
Of course,assuming the premise that the earth is 6000 years old.
Spoilers: It isn't.
11/3/2009 12:06:02 PM
what the f**k?
11/3/2009 12:06:11 PM
Oh, for fucks sake. Why do you keep failing at everything?
11/3/2009 12:15:18 PM
I wonder if Scott has met Victoria Jackson. They display a similar level of utter insanity wrapped in a blanket of ignorance.
11/3/2009 1:14:44 PM
Yes water and sediment are required but so is millions of years. If fossils were really caused by one catastrophic flood that killed everything we would have so many fossils we wouldn't know what to do with them.
I can't believe that it is almost the second decade of the 21st century and I am still arguing with people that think Noah's flood is a real event.
11/3/2009 1:18:16 PM
Pteradactyl Poop would be a great name for a rock group.
11/3/2009 1:26:27 PM
11/3/2009 5:11:53 PM
You must be a poe. Water and sediment exist in all sorts of places, like, say, rivers. We wouldn't have dinosaurs because they are EXTINCT.
11/4/2009 10:39:54 AM
Why are half of their arguments for religion about "nice" roads and shiny consumer goods?
11/4/2009 9:50:54 PM
"We also wouldn't have nice safe public roads for the fear of running into a dinosaur. "
So the flood destroyed all dinosaurs? Then why do so many creationists say that the behemoth in the book of Job (after the flood) is a dinosaur?
11/5/2009 9:42:23 AM
But we HAVE dinosaurs pooping on our cars and crashing into things all the time even today!
11/22/2009 12:29:06 PM
"Nice safe public roads"? I wish I lived where you did. Car crashes are one of the highest causes of death. I'm sorry, I don't know what else to say in the face of such ridiculousness. I just don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And dinosaur dropping actually do cause a bit of a problem. You see, there are these creatures called "birds" . . .
11/22/2009 2:03:19 PM
Wow! Genius! You have all the answers!
Now where did God come from?
11/22/2009 8:25:52 PM
You are full of pteradactyle poop.
In other words,
your shit is very old.
11/28/2009 11:54:34 AM
FOSSILIZATION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT
4/22/2010 1:12:12 PM
Started out sounding eloquent and almost sane, and jumped off a cliff. Re: campbunny's observation - Truly, they cannot see even beyond tomorrow's lunch, if their biggest focus is always on the gilded goodies and doohickeys we have today.
4/22/2010 1:18:33 PM