In 1997-98, I am a former a UK Ministry of Defence policeman, I threatened to take the prime minister of the day to court on high treason charges and push for the death penalty if he continued to follow policies that endangered the national security of the UK. He backed down. However, he placed me under 24 surveillance from then onwards. It gets a bit much when a silent, hovering helicopter high in the sky repeatedly shines its searchlight on your face when you are sleeping at night in your own home and constantly wakes you up. This is called torture.
The thing is, is that no one in Britain is listening! It's called divide and rule.
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Where to begin with this post...?( i.e, he's immune to prosceution) , & as the Death penality was formally abolished for all crimes in the the U.K during the 1990's, he cannot be executed for said alleged crimes...(the minimum altitude allowed by the British Civil Aviation Authority (CAA For Short)for flying in Urban areas...) , so this is extremely unlikely that this would happen...
I know you're lying. Know how? Because you believe in the urban myth that in the UK treason is still punishable by death.
I doubt a UK MoD policeman wouldn't know how UK law works in practice.
Plus, why would the PM choose to harrass you with expensive helicopters at night (an event many people would witness) when he could very easily have you killed in secret for much less money? Hell, I could probbaly have you killed easily enough, never mind the Prime Minister.
Edit: Can somebody with an account there call him on his bullshit please? I can't be arsed to make an account just to do so, but at least one other member seems to beleive his obvious crap and I hate people not getting called on their bullshit.
Why would you build a black, silent helicopter that is virtually invisible at night, and then put a big honking searchlight on it?
I've had searchlights flashed through my windows at night, but it turned out they were busting the neighbours grow-op. And it definitely wasn't silent.
The MoD itself doesn't have it's own cops, you twit, any more than the US Department of Defense does. Each branch has it's own police forces.
Furthermore, none of them are called Police. If you were actually in a branch of the British military you would know, for example, that the Army uses Provosts Marshal (PMs).
It sticks why you're appealing to ignorant Americans who know about UK the same as about Papua New Guinea. Otherwise, if they're going to kill you, why with such a noisy thing?. And why do you post in internet, so calmed?
Doubting Thomas said:
Silly man!
They have new and special search lights that can shine thorough his curtains.... Only a sane man wouldn't know this!
If that was true, wouldn't it just have been easier for them to have arranged a little walk in the woods for you? (see http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Little_walk_in_the_woods for more details...)
@rallymodeller: As has been mentioned, yes the MoD Plods do exist although they're now technically the MoD Police and Guarding Agency. From 1971-2004 though, they were just the MoD Police Service. Also, I thought Provosts in the army were guards, whereas the actual police were RMP soldiers... I may well be mistaken though, being from a Navy background (where, incidentally, the police are known as Regulators)
If I was Prime Minister, I'd just arrange for you to have a little "accident." Problem solved, and very cheaply, too.
I know paranoia makes you feel important, but your story needs a lot of work.
It gets a bit much when a silent, hovering helicopter high in the sky repeatedly shines its searchlight on your face when you are sleeping at night in your own home and constantly wakes you up. This is called torture.
Stealth blimps are listening to our phone calls and use radar to spy on us. They can also see through walls.
Except that's bullSHIT because those blimps are in Afganistan. None are here.
Sometimes people overlook the obvious problems with conspiracies. Just like with the "silent helicopter"--WTF? And it can apply to most every conspiracy too.
"Jews fabricated the Holocaust!"
Or my favorite,
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