You know, I think I need to pen a post regarding the fact that slavery actually never existed in the United States. Did you all know that African-Americans descend from African immigrants who arrived in North America during the 16th century after a famine in Africa forced them to find more fertile lands? It's true. Apparently, this nonsense about slavery and the so-called "Civil Rights" movement of the 1960s was a complete sham, orchestrated by a small minority of extremist Afro-Americans bent on world domination.
I'm telling you - I've met with a couple of African Americans who told me all about this. And what they told me just flew in the face of everything I've ever read in history books, etc. Really incredible that there actually never was a single slave in either North or South America.
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Yes, they were all just hired hands who allowed their families to be sold to other employers. And whipping was just how bad employees were treated back then.
Translation: "I met with a couple of African-Americans"
couple meaning, of course, 0.
HUH?
This conspiracy theory would have to be large enough that there would be more people in this country participating in it than not.
In which case, why bother with a conspiracy?
yep, it's a poe and an obvious one once you look what it is in response to.
It's an anti Castro website and the article is about the congressional black caucus visiting Cuba and declaring it's a wonderful free country.
Is there a law that makes it mandatory for every person to believe something stupid and drool-inducing? Is something added to the water supply that makes people moronic? Is there a subject in the school curriculum called stupidity and its salivating gorgeousness? Do parents add mind-destroying ingredients into their cake recipes? Is there a general malaise amongst the keyboard pounding basement dwellers of the internet that causes advanced poeitis, severe trollistic impulses and wind-up merchantitis minus the all important and mitigating humour factor? What is the reason for all this unabashed. stultifying imbecility?
So you met two black guys with great senses of humor, and you ate up every bit of crazy bullshit they could make up to feed you. They must still be laughing.
11/6/2009 11:00:57 AM
Pretty much what I was thinking Lucilius.
Which black guys?
[citation needed]
Oh my God, you are such an asshole, please stop being white, you're making us look bad.
Fark, even his NAME is "White."
Why would a guy whose 'pen name' comes from a Yoruba spirit worshiped in umbanda, macumba, etc. deny slavery???
"Of special importance in Cuba is the spirit of Babalú-Ayé. In Africa this is a minor, secondary divinity, but in Cuba, where death and disease under slavery became rampant, this healing god became prominent."
Um.
So you believe two people over the millions upon millions of other people, academic texts, and authorities?
Of course, the fact that the majority of people believes something doesn't mean it's true. Of course, neither does the fact three people believe something........ :/
Did what I wrote make sense? After reading this, I feel like anything makes more sense.
What we have here is an ANTI-racist! That's right, folks, this man has such a high regard for black people that he believes the authority of just TWO of them over millions and millions of educated experts! He clearly thinks that only two African Americans are smarter than the entire body of history compiled by the human race!
Mr. Blanco, I would like you to sign this paper.
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Yes, your name is actually "J. James..."
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Account number right here please, Mr. Blanco...er, I mean, J. James...
How the hell would this work? Seriously, how?
--Somewhere in Georgia, 1960--
African Gentlemen 1: "How about we tell everybody that black people were enslaved by white people?"
African Gentlemen 2: "What, like enslaved today?"
AG1: "No, no, like a few hundred years ago. We were all freed when the South seceded from the rest of the USA and then they had a war."
AG2: "Won't people grow suspicious when they never remember any of this happening?"
AG1: "Oh, I don't think so. White men in the 1960's South are well-known for believing anything that a black man tells them. They're quite trusting."
AG2: "Good point. So, what happens after we convince everybody that this happened?"
AG1: "Well, first, we'll demand that we get voting rights."
AG2: "But we already have voting rights? After all, we were never enslaved so there would be no reason to deny us rights."
AG1: "Yes, that's what makes the plan perfect. Next, we'll making lynching (which doesn't happen) illegal and make interracial marriage legal."
AG2: "Okay, with you so far."
AG1: "Then, we elect a black man president. Not immediately. We'll wait 50 years or so. Also, we'll need to make sure that the black man we select actually isn't born in America, but we'll lie and say he is."
AG2: "Yes, this plan is perfect!"
Black people have the right to be consiracy theorists too, I guess. It's not like being a moron is affected by skin colour.
Wait, with no civil rights movement they might not!
Wow.
Ya know, with most conspiracy theorists, it's really far fetched but it is possible.
But really, how the fuck do you convince an entire nation that events that didn't happen happened, when they happened in places and to people where there would be hundreds or thousands of witnesses.
I mean: Faking the moon landing. Okay, maybe, I doubt it but it COULD happen.
Covering up a century or so of people being enslaved? HOW!? What did they do, use the neuralizer from Men in Black!? Did everyone agree to just lie about it in the history books?
'I've met with a couple of African Americans who told me all about this.'
Man, this guy must be gullible.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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