You'll never hear a nigger say, "Thank God for the white man, who ended slavery."
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Maybe they would be more willing to say that, I don't know, If THEY HADN'T BEEN ENSLAVED IN THE FIRST PLACE by white men.
Geez. Taking people out of their homelands to do back-breaking, unpaid labor and then asking to be thanked for it? White Supremacists are incredibly stupid. Plus, they don't seem to have any sense of shame or irony.
Some things that some people say, are so far below you that there is no way you can come up with any coherent answer. The stupidity, the insanity, the lack of intelligence, decency and education is just too much.
Seriously, what is there to say to such a fool?
Yeah, it's too bad for you black people don't spend every waking second hands and knees appreciating and glorifying your awesome whitness that you are.
*Punch to Mississippi Wind Chime's face*
Yeah, just like you never hear "Thank God for the people who aren't pounding on my foot with a hammer."
Hmmph. Mississippi Windbag, more like.
"Actually, he may have a point. It was Europeans who abolished the practice of slavery in Africa."
To be enslaved with debt slavery and a brutal, illrational class and caste system just like everyone else in their territorial holdings with virtually no oppourtunity for advancement. Thank god for the end of "slavery", eah?
Or, "Thanks for rebuilding my house after you burned it to the ground!" Or, "Thank you very much for buying me a wheelchair after you chopped off my legs!"
Seriously, this is the most stupid remark I've seen in a long time in any of this site's three categories.
Well, I would not expect blacks to be thankful for that, but at the same time, I don't think anyone should assume that it was the white man who began slavery, either.
Whites ended slavery for the <I>world</i>.
Of course, white slave dealers simply purchased their African slaves from the African tribes who had taken them prisoner in the first place. The African custom had until then been to simply kill them, so unless we want to claim being dead is better than being a slave, the slaves do have something to be thankful for: they now get to reside in nations far richer than anything an African country is capable of. (Unless they were brought to Haiti, which is just another black-run pesthole.)
"Thank God for the white man, who started and then ended slavery."
So, today I'm planning on going around breaking people's legs. But don't worry! I'm going to put them into splints afterwords and give them so crunches. The ungrateful little bastards better thank me. After that, I'm going to sleep with other people's wives and then tell the husbands I'm sorry. If I don't hear them thanking me after I say I'm sorry, I'm going to throw them out a window.
Confused?
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