["Do you think that Obama is speeding up prophesy?"]
I feel that he is because everything that is in the Bible is coming much more quicker then before. We as Christians are being ridiculed and pushed aside. The Bible is coming to pass even faster now that the big O took office. I pray that My GOD will show the big O the true way but we are so close to the end that maybe not...
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Well, we all know many (if not most) of you at RR wish that Armageddon (and your joyride to heaven) should happen rather sooner than later.
Therefore if you believe Obama to speed up things, you should rather support him (and urge him to keep up the good work), than to criticize him ;)
"We as Christians are being ridiculed and pushed aside."
No, you're being ridiculed because you're stupid. As for being pushed aside, that's 'cause you've been standing in the way of scientific and social advancement, nearly from the day you're little cult of death and blood got started.
...everything that is in the Bible is coming much more quicker then before.
Three times as quickly, in fact, if it's a red bible.
"The Bible is coming to pass even faster now..."
Why do I get the idea they'll be saying this 20 or 30 years from now? Oh right, because they will be.
You know, calling Obama "the big O" just makes him sound really sexy.
And "much more quicker then before"? Multiplying zero by any other number still equals zero.
The Big O? *falls over laughing.* God is mad at a Japanese version of Batman?
Oh wait, you meant Obama. I see what you did there.
And now I am envisioning Obama in the Big O, and it is awesome. I'd watch that crossover.
"The Bible is coming to pass even faster now that the big O took office"
If you've seen the anime "The Big O"* - especially the ending - you don't know how right you are, fictional scenario-wise, at least (and the Biblical 'End Times' you lot yammer on about, are about as likely as in the Roland Emmerich film "2012").
But the already cool President Obama would be exponentially cooler as Roger Smith in "The Big O", piloting his 'Megadeus' mecha when a crisis occurs. Which reminds me...:
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*- One of Sunrise's finest, along with "Cowboy Bebop", "Outlaw Star", their "Gundam" series, "My-HiME/Otome", "Idolm@ster Xenoglossia", "Sora Kake Girl" and especially "Code Geass". All highly recommended.
If God existed he could be having regular meetings with Obama for all you asshats would know. You can't even prove anything about your God or Bible but what really pisses me off is how you think you KNOW Gods will and have more insight then your obvious superiors
Being a Rapurite you believe in a story invented 150 years ago and not even supported by your Bible. There has never been a direct detailed Bible prophecy thats come true
"We as Christians are being ridiculed and pushed aside"
If you and your ilk are going to stand around on the hill waiting for the end, expect the rest of to walk past you. Mocking is optional.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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