We are so nice in this country now.
But i think as a nation we need to go a step beyond and show the world how open minded we are by electing a Homosexual ,transvestite ,murderer, rapist black/Mexican Muslim Lesbian Woman with Aids and syphilis and 8 children all by different fathers as our next president.
Hmm.
46 comments
"Just look how wonderful everything is now after years of social experiments and
Well you have to make allowances for 8 years of conservatism, but yeah, we have improved a lot in less than a year.
Did you just lump in blacks, mexicans, and fat people with gays, murderers, and rapists? That's terrible even by Fundie standards.
> But i think as a nation we need to go a step beyond and show the world how open minded we are by electing a Homosexual ,transvestite ,murderer, rapist black/Mexican Muslim Lesbian Woman with Aids and syphilis and 8 children all by different fathers as our next president.
*gasp* That can't be true! According to the "Rapture Ready Official Guide to Vilification of Opponents", all of those 8 children should be aborted! How could this poster have possibly forgotten this crucial detail?!
An obvious slip-up from an obvious rabble-rouser!
Dang it, if they'd just included something saying that diversity goes against God then we'd definitely have a trifecta.
Racism? Check.
But since it comes from RR I think the fundieness is a given, so we could call trifecta if we wanted to.
All in all, I would prefer the candidate they describe over a right-wing Christian-nationalist fundamentalist for a president.
Nah - not syphilitic please. That sends people mad and they get very despotic and unreasonable, viz England's King Henry VIII.
As for the rest, sure why not? It'd be better if she were Wiccan as well as Muslim though.
Obama is a gay, transvestite, murdering rapist now? Christ, how far will you people go to slander the guy?
'maybe she should be a non citizen to.
Again, the RaptureRetards show why they are the least evolved creatures on the planet. Absolutely devoid of intelligence or capacity to think.
we have to get away from stereo typical clean cut looking people.
Yep, lets not elect an AWOL alcoholic with a nose for coke. What we already did? Oh, but he LOOKED clean cut. Looks are so important to you people. Go ahead and rape your daughter, just make sure to go to church and tithe.
I actually see nothing wrong with that except for the murderer and rapist part, as long as she can support the kids. And the fact that having an Immunodeficiency Syndrome and Syphilis at the same time would probably result in a very short term.
Wait... how does a lesbian end up with 8 kids from different fathers? Did you mean bisexual?
We are so nice in this country now.
But i think as a nation we need to go a step beyond and show the world how open minded we are by electing a Homosexual ,transvestite ,murderer, rapist black/Mexican Muslim Lesbian Woman with Aids and syphilis and 8 children all by different fathers as our next president.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! *head desk*
Hmm.
*Twitches*
You do realize that homosexual and lesbian is kind of repetitive, right?
And I have yet to find a transvestite lesbian anyway.
And what's wrong with a black/mexican person? Oh that's right, nothing.
I chose to ignore most of this post due to stupidity. But small point, even if what people say is true and Obama was born in Kenya his mother was a citizen of the united states at the time which makes him a citizen. He was born a citizen of this country, no matter who his father was or where he was conceived or born.
If your ancestors had such a mentality, your nation wouldn't exist in the first place. Unless, of course, THEY ARE NATIVE AMERICAN.
When exactly did Christianity and being open-minded, loving, kind, accepting and forgiving people becaome opposites? Was it always like this and I was just too clueless to realize it as a child?
If she can do the job well enough then I'd vote for her.
Why did you have to throw in the "black/Mexican Muslim" part, anyway? You don't like anyone other than whites being president? I usually don't accuse people who don't like Obama of being racist (as I feel that's as immature as them calling us baby killers), but including that makes me think that you are a fucking racist. Kill yourself, please.
Sarcasm only works if the point you're lampooning stands in contradiction to reality.
We ARE more open-minded and inclusive now. Or rather, the percentages are the same as they ever were for people being respectful and fair, it's just that we've managed to make it the status quo so all the horrible people like you have to treat others properly even if you bitch about it.
Uhmmm...let's see...the kids could be through fertility treatment implants; just because she likes to disrespect other women's rights to their bodies and embraces gender ambiguity doesn't mean she doesn't want to bear children, although that kind of kills the 'licentiousness' aspect of "all by different fathers" and leaves you with 'vaguely stupid.' Or rich and really emotionally needy. Neither of which really recommends her.
The rape, murder, and physical infirmity are all distinct candidate downsides, though. Even if she has the dough to run a campaign and get nannies to handle the offspring, and/or a handy doormat wife, she's obviously unstable and unreliable, especially with syphilis, and...rape and murder are wrong, so really wouldn't like to trust her with the country when she can't be trusted with people. Also, dying while in office is a bad thing for presidents to do.
Being fat might actually be the thing on that list most damning to her campaign, because while the others might get her distrusted or hated, 'woman' and 'fat' get her not taken seriously. A woman could pull it off, probably. A fat man /might/ still be able to take it, if he was really good. The combo under the cameras would completely ice it.
Oh, wait, 'noncitizen' would mean she can't legally hold the office, so unlike the others that's an actual candidate killer. Ah well.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
