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Is There Definitive 100% Set In Stone Proof Of God? No, And That Is The Proof
I have just realized that we theists are looking at this all wrong.

There is no such thing as "Proof of God" where one can use an example and say, "That Proves God!"

The proof for God lies in the fact there is no proof of God. Atheists always like to ask theists, "Where's the evidence for God?" (As if the atheists are pretending like a theist out there will challenge them with something new that hasn't ever been thought of over the past thousands of years and say "Wow, you're right! God exists!".)

We have been going about it all wrong. God never gives out proof of his existence. But, since God DOES NOT give out "stone cold proof" this is PROOF of God because the FACT that God doesn't provide evidence is EXACTLY what we would expect from a God that does not provide evidence!

Atheists asking, "Where is the proof/evidence of God?" have got it completely backwards. There isn't supposed to be any evidence for God because God doesn't provide any evidence. And if God exists out there, and chooses not to provide evidence for his existence, then guess what atheists?

Having no proof of God's existence is proof of God's existence.

I hope I just boggled all of your minds with a brand new argument never before heard over the past thousands of years.

Ask yourself this simple question, "If the Christian God is real, and He isn't willing to provide us with evidence, what would we expect to see?"

The answer is, "Exactly what we see right now."

Self-Mutation, FRDB 112 Comments [11/12/2009 12:23:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Archimedes
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If God wants me to believe in it. Then I need to see some proof, no dancing around it.

11/12/2009 12:25:51 PM



You just boggled our minds all right, but not in the way you think.

11/12/2009 12:26:21 PM



Something tells me you didn't make captain of the debate team in high school.

11/12/2009 12:28:05 PM

Imroy

"Having no proof of God's existence is proof of God's existence."

Is this an example of Dan Dennet's "deepities"? You think you're making a deep and meaningful statement, but you're not. It's just childish and stupid.

11/12/2009 12:28:45 PM

Grigori Yefimovich

"If the Christian God is real, and He isn't willing to provide us with evidence, what would we expect to see?"

Exactly the same as if he isn't real. Your point being?

11/12/2009 12:30:46 PM

MK

'Ask yourself this simple question, "If the Christian God is real, and He isn't willing to provide us with evidence, what would we expect to see?" The answer is, "Exactly what we see right now." '

You could also say,

"If the Christian God is NOT real, and there is no evidence of God's existence, what would we expect to see?"

The answer is the same.

I think you need to re-tool this, because if you try this on someone with an actual brain (not the thing you're pretending is a brain), you're gonna get laughed at so hard it'll make your face hurt.

11/12/2009 12:31:15 PM

Pickle

Christian god gave proof of himself in your own bible, multiple times.

Try again.

11/12/2009 12:33:20 PM

Kamism

"The proof for God lies in the fact there is no proof of God. "

What...

With that logic I can prove everything and anything is real.

11/12/2009 12:34:41 PM

Trivia Jockey

Hey buddy...try Googling "self-fulfilling prophecy."

Logic assplodes.

11/12/2009 12:40:48 PM

Darn

Ow, sod off and go and read the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy you twat !

11/12/2009 12:41:53 PM

Sulis


You are a shining beacon of stupidity and double-think...

11/12/2009 12:42:33 PM

Wehpudicabok

(Heh, I'm gonna take what Darn started and run with it.)

"I cannot prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." (I think this is essentially what Self-Mutation is trying to say.)

"But," says Man, "the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and therefore by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that," replies God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Well, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

11/12/2009 1:11:59 PM

Caretaker

The Bible claims that God proved himself to a shitload of people numerous times.

How does that factor into your harebrained 'proof through lack of proof' argument?

11/12/2009 1:17:44 PM

aaa

Your argument is retarded in many ways. It makes me want to smack your brain.

11/12/2009 1:27:24 PM

Mister Spak

"God never gives out proof of his existence."

That must be why you never provide any.

11/12/2009 1:48:25 PM

Misty

"The proof for God lies in the fact there is no proof of God"
How convenient.

11/12/2009 1:59:37 PM

Turtle

But, since God DOES NOT give out "stone cold proof" this is PROOF of God because the FACT that God doesn't provide evidence is EXACTLY what we would expect from a God that does not provide evidence!

That's also EXACTLY what we would expect from a God that does not exist. Funny how that works.

11/12/2009 2:14:28 PM

Falconer

"I hope I just boggled all of your minds with a brand new argument never before heard over the past thousands of years."

You sure did.

Learn to logic!

11/12/2009 2:17:08 PM

Anevilmeme

Did you boggle my mind? No, but I bet your neuron cries itself to sleep every night.

By your logic and by logic I mean synaptic misfire proof of god would mean he doesn't exist.

So what boggles your mind, when someone shows you how Neslie's Quik works?

11/12/2009 2:21:01 PM

Antichrist



Then again, the purple dragon that lives inside my engine block told me the exact same thing. How else does my car go?

11/12/2009 2:37:51 PM

Zeus Almighty

I think my brain just threw up in my head.

11/12/2009 2:43:32 PM



There is no such thing as "Proof of God" where one can use an example and say, "That Proves God!"

Congratulations, Mutation, you just discovered the definition of the word faith.

Having no proof of God's existence is proof of God's existence.

However, this is pure bat-shit crazy at its finest.

11/12/2009 3:19:48 PM

JohnTheAtheist

The same can be said for the FSM or unicorns or Allah.

You are so stupid that you don't even realize you are stupid.

11/12/2009 3:23:30 PM

BobsOldSocks

God doesn't give proof of his existence and because he doesn't give proof of his existence, that's proof of his existence?! Apart from the major lunacies in your argument, can't you see how that contradicts your premise? Are you really that stupid?

Religion really does rot the mind.

11/12/2009 3:45:29 PM

Old Viking

That saves a lot of thinking, I must admit.

11/12/2009 4:03:17 PM
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