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Fan fiction is satanic?
11/12/2009 12:40:22 PM
What the fuck is an actual Necronomicon?
11/12/2009 12:48:09 PM
refuter of fundy vermin
As usual, the RaptureRetards show why they are among the least intelligent lifeforms on Earth.
11/12/2009 12:52:18 PM
"There is debate over the historic authenticity of the Simon Necronomicon. No manuscript has ever been made available for examination, nor do any accredited scholars of ancient religion accept it as an authentic document from the period claimed." - Wikipedia
11/12/2009 12:58:27 PM
Wait, Satan will come to you if you ask him? That gives him one up on God who is nowhere to be seen.
11/12/2009 1:06:42 PM
What do you do when you're caught lying? Shrug it off and continue spouting things you've pulled out of your ass.
I guess "you shall not bear false witness" doesn't count if you're a Super Duper Real Christian(tm).
EDIT: I'm guessing the "self-confessed satanist" is a codeword for "not a psycho fundie". Glad to see the daughter turned out to be sane.
11/12/2009 1:21:26 PM
Wait as in Cthuhlu Lovecraft?
11/12/2009 1:24:03 PM
The authors and publishers of the "Necronomicon" (cough cough) created a pretty lucrative scam for themselves.
11/12/2009 1:27:59 PM
So an imitation of a fictional book is real? Is that how you prove the bible is real?
11/12/2009 1:40:31 PM
The magick works, yes, because the spellcaster is FOCUSED. Everything else -- the spell itself, the props, the book, it's all psychodrama intended to induce the proper frame of mind for the working.
And no, the Necronomicon is STILL just a hoax, you can't summon eldritch abominations or cosmic horrors, or, for that matter, demons.
Also: Satanists don't use the Necronomicon. I suspect your son-in-law was messing with your head.
11/12/2009 1:55:13 PM
Dude, Army of Darkness was just a movie.
11/12/2009 2:01:42 PM
You have no idea what the word "fiction" means, you donkey. Stop chatting about shit you don't understand.
11/12/2009 2:07:36 PM
I'd always thought Lovecraft's work was supposed to be a reaction to the growing view within science in his time that the universe was cold, uncaring and totally devoid of empathy for life (or at least human life). His monsters were all colossal, mind-shattering creatures of deep space whose very existence disproved a loving god. I really can't see where Satan comes in.
11/12/2009 2:51:10 PM
One word .....FICTION
learn to separate the two
11/12/2009 3:21:54 PM
A careful look at The Satanic Bible will tell you that Dr. LaVey encouraged the magician to use any and all elements of fiction, fact and fancy to create his Intellectual Decompression Chamber.
I've read LaVey, basically he says god doesn't exist so do whatever the hell you want.
the violent and evil man my daughter married was a self-confessed Satanist (Praise God he has repented of all that and is now saved and filled with the Holy Spirit)
Note that they don't care whether or not he's still violent and evil.
read the Necronomicon and worked hard at practicing what it said to summon up demons to do his bidding!!!
Oh, there's many who try to conjure up demons, at least she's honest enough to not claim that he succeeded.
Maybe if you people could tell fiction from nonfiction, you wouldn't be so fucking gullible.
11/12/2009 3:32:57 PM
Hah! Wait until you see the musical!
11/12/2009 3:37:09 PM
"who at the time read the Necronomicon and worked hard at practicing what it said to summon up demons to do his bidding!!!"
See, funny thing about Satanists, they don't actually BELIEVE in demons.
11/12/2009 3:46:08 PM
"Yes, BUT since Lovecraft's invention of the name of this book (along with some of its rituals which he "borrowed" from Satanist lore) an actual Necronomicon has been published containing a blend of pseudo-Sumerian and Goetic ritual, with names crafted to resemble those of Lovecraft’s invented monster gods."
Not only that, but we've been breeding a race of fish/human hybrids in a secret vault in Newburyport, Massachusetts (which we're hoping to have renamed Innsmouth).
And just wait till you see what we've achieved using genetic engineering and giant squid DNA!
11/12/2009 3:53:19 PM
11/12/2009 3:56:30 PM
Satan only goes to people who believe in him. I, and I daresay all other atheists, don't believe in Satan, and guess what, we're Satan free. On the other hand, you and other fundamental cultists do believe in Satan, as well as other idiotic things, and guess what, you are plagued by him.
11/12/2009 4:20:38 PM
Iä Cthulhu cf'ayak'vulgtmm, vugtlagln vulgtmm. CCthulunyth cstell'bsna wgah'n Shugg, culn nnnbug Shugg uaaah.
11/12/2009 5:30:26 PM
Why is it so important for them for Satan to be real? Wouldn't there still be evil without him? Is the existence of God predicated upon Satan's existence?
Satan hardly even appears in the Old Testament. He is based on the Babylonian figure of Ahriman.
"And, trust me, if they are wanting Satan to come to them he most certainly will."
Sounds like he's doing his own black magic incantation.
11/12/2009 6:50:47 PM
Somehow, I don't trust you in that sense.
11/12/2009 7:16:25 PM
Yes, PSEUDO-Sumerian. As in, NOT ACTUALLY SUMERIAN. Anyone who takes the Necronomicon seriously needs to have his head examined.
11/12/2009 7:25:47 PM
No fuckin' way. Lovecraft never did such a thing and there are at least a dozen "Necronomicons" available to purchase, all faked, to cash in on the name recognition.
11/12/2009 7:35:32 PM
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