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#1055169
Shann
Gee, I dunno...
Why do so many of you join Pagan websites, start trouble then cry about persecution when you get booted the fuck out?
11/12/2009 12:50:05 PM
#1055186
Fera
Ahahahahahaha!
....
You haven't been around Pagans at all, have you?
11/12/2009 12:54:38 PM
#1055224
Doctor Whom
Why would anyone join an obviously Christian association, and then complain that the views expressed are morally Christian.
Do I get to use the same argument when people go to gay events and then complain that the views expressed are not fundy and right-wing?
How come witches marry the devil instead of each other?
How come the grass is blue, the sky is green, and the sun rises in the west?
11/12/2009 1:06:13 PM
#1055229
David B.
"I wouldn't join an association of witches and expect them not to run around a cauldron, wearing pointy hats, and with a broom sticking up between their legs"
Funny, I would.
11/12/2009 1:08:06 PM
#1055242
Thejebusfire
For the same reasons you people join more secular fourms and bitch and cry when they tell you to shut up?
Oh and most pagans don't wear witche's hats or own brooms and cauldrons.
11/12/2009 1:14:35 PM
#1055248
Mister Spak
So this christian association burns witches? I hope they weigh them first to see if they're heavier than a duck.
11/12/2009 1:16:42 PM
#1055260
tracer
Did this guy's knowledge of Neo-Paganism come from watching The Wizard of Oz?
11/12/2009 1:22:16 PM
#1055261
Papabear
You really don't have any idea about what you're talking about, do you?
11/12/2009 1:22:20 PM
#1055266
Sounds like someone joined your group thinking they'd find charitable Christian behavior there, but instead found themselves in the middle of your right-wing fundie hate group which is using the Bible as an excuse for your nastiness, and you don't like the fact that they called you on your shit.
11/12/2009 1:24:55 PM
#1055269
emau99
[I wouldn't join an association of witches and expect them not to run around a cauldron, wearing pointy hats, and with a broom sticking up between their legs.]
Well, yeah, but you're a fucking moron, so...
11/12/2009 1:25:33 PM
#1055281
Crocz
woops
11/12/2009 1:31:31 PM
#1055306
breakerslion
"Why would anyone join an obviously Christian association, and then complain that the views expressed are morally Christian."
The words, "oxymoron" and "ambiguity" and "contradiction" come to mind.
11/12/2009 1:42:23 PM
#1055312
WMDKitty
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...wait, you're serious?
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
*strangled gasp*
*coughing*
11/12/2009 1:44:50 PM
#1055322
Anevilmeme
Rereading it doesn't help, it's just a big pile of WTF?
11/12/2009 1:50:15 PM
#1055325
Eden
Why would anyone join an obviously Christian association, and then complain that the views expressed are morally Christian.
Christians aren't a monolithic group. There are christian fundamentalists who believe in the iteral truth of the bible and/or that Obama is the antichrist, but there are also lots of more sane christians.
I wouldn't join an association of witches and expect them not to run around a cauldron, wearing pointy hats, and with a broom sticking up between their legs.
Better don´t tell this to witches ifyou don´t want that they lie rolling on the floor
:D
11/12/2009 1:51:30 PM
#1055326
Zeus Almighty
Just ... what?
Obviously those are English words, arranged in more-or-less sentence structure. But fuck if they make any sense.
11/12/2009 1:51:34 PM
#1055367
LDM
At least witches can get their facts straight about christians, and not automatically pounce on stereotypes.
11/12/2009 2:16:38 PM
#1055388
aaa
Ehhhhh.
11/12/2009 2:30:03 PM
#1055402
Brianisha
Maybe because they don't agree with said views. the rest of the conversation made no sense whatsoever. (Had a weird mental image of a man in a robe with a boner)
11/12/2009 2:38:11 PM
#1055423
Shrike
I don't have ADD, you just don't....ooooooh look! A chicken!
11/12/2009 2:53:07 PM
#1055437
Old Viking
Look! Words in a row.
11/12/2009 3:02:16 PM
#1055460
atrasicarius
Lulz, I love people who dont have a fucking clue what they're talking about.
11/12/2009 3:17:54 PM
#1055466
Doubting Thomas
Do you really get your ideas about witches from children's coloring books?
11/12/2009 3:20:47 PM
#1055478
Wow...just a whole lot of fail and stereotypes there.
11/12/2009 3:27:41 PM
#1055484
Turtle
Why don't Christians marry god instead of each other? Guess they don't love him all that much. :D
As for marrying the devil. First of all, I'm pretty sure they don't do that sort of thing. And maybe they don't marry other girls because they're straight?
11/12/2009 3:31:33 PM
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