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Why would anyone join an obviously Christian association, and then complain that the views expressed are morally Christian. I wouldn't join an association of witches and expect them not to run around a cauldron, wearing pointy hats, and with a broom sticking up between their legs. Anyway! How come witches marry the devil instead of each other? They must not believe in gay marriage either.

John E. Montanez, AFA on Facebook 77 Comments [11/12/2009 12:46:24 PM]
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Shann

Gee, I dunno...

Why do so many of you join Pagan websites, start trouble then cry about persecution when you get booted the fuck out?

11/12/2009 12:50:05 PM

Fera

Ahahahahahaha!
....
You haven't been around Pagans at all, have you?

11/12/2009 12:54:38 PM

Doctor Whom

Why would anyone join an obviously Christian association, and then complain that the views expressed are morally Christian.

Do I get to use the same argument when people go to gay events and then complain that the views expressed are not fundy and right-wing?

How come witches marry the devil instead of each other?

How come the grass is blue, the sky is green, and the sun rises in the west?

11/12/2009 1:06:13 PM

David B.

"I wouldn't join an association of witches and expect them not to run around a cauldron, wearing pointy hats, and with a broom sticking up between their legs"

Funny, I would.

11/12/2009 1:08:06 PM

Thejebusfire

For the same reasons you people join more secular fourms and bitch and cry when they tell you to shut up?

Oh and most pagans don't wear witche's hats or own brooms and cauldrons.

11/12/2009 1:14:35 PM

Mister Spak

So this christian association burns witches? I hope they weigh them first to see if they're heavier than a duck.


11/12/2009 1:16:42 PM

tracer

Did this guy's knowledge of Neo-Paganism come from watching The Wizard of Oz?

11/12/2009 1:22:16 PM

Papabear

You really don't have any idea about what you're talking about, do you?

11/12/2009 1:22:20 PM



Sounds like someone joined your group thinking they'd find charitable Christian behavior there, but instead found themselves in the middle of your right-wing fundie hate group which is using the Bible as an excuse for your nastiness, and you don't like the fact that they called you on your shit.

11/12/2009 1:24:55 PM

emau99

[I wouldn't join an association of witches and expect them not to run around a cauldron, wearing pointy hats, and with a broom sticking up between their legs.]

Well, yeah, but you're a fucking moron, so...

11/12/2009 1:25:33 PM

Crocz

woops

11/12/2009 1:31:31 PM

breakerslion

"Why would anyone join an obviously Christian association, and then complain that the views expressed are morally Christian."

The words, "oxymoron" and "ambiguity" and "contradiction" come to mind.

11/12/2009 1:42:23 PM

WMDKitty

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

















...wait, you're serious?

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

*strangled gasp*

*coughing*

11/12/2009 1:44:50 PM

Anevilmeme

Rereading it doesn't help, it's just a big pile of WTF?

11/12/2009 1:50:15 PM

Eden

Why would anyone join an obviously Christian association, and then complain that the views expressed are morally Christian.

Christians aren't a monolithic group. There are christian fundamentalists who believe in the iteral truth of the bible and/or that Obama is the antichrist, but there are also lots of more sane christians.


I wouldn't join an association of witches and expect them not to run around a cauldron, wearing pointy hats, and with a broom sticking up between their legs.

Better don´t tell this to witches ifyou don´t want that they lie rolling on the floor

:D

11/12/2009 1:51:30 PM

Zeus Almighty

Just ... what?

Obviously those are English words, arranged in more-or-less sentence structure. But fuck if they make any sense.

11/12/2009 1:51:34 PM

LDM

At least witches can get their facts straight about christians, and not automatically pounce on stereotypes.

11/12/2009 2:16:38 PM

aaa

Ehhhhh.

11/12/2009 2:30:03 PM

Brianisha

Maybe because they don't agree with said views. the rest of the conversation made no sense whatsoever. (Had a weird mental image of a man in a robe with a boner)

11/12/2009 2:38:11 PM

Shrike

I don't have ADD, you just don't....ooooooh look! A chicken!

11/12/2009 2:53:07 PM

Old Viking

Look! Words in a row.

11/12/2009 3:02:16 PM

atrasicarius

Lulz, I love people who dont have a fucking clue what they're talking about.

11/12/2009 3:17:54 PM

Doubting Thomas

Do you really get your ideas about witches from children's coloring books?

11/12/2009 3:20:47 PM



Wow...just a whole lot of fail and stereotypes there.

11/12/2009 3:27:41 PM

Turtle

Why don't Christians marry god instead of each other? Guess they don't love him all that much. :D

As for marrying the devil. First of all, I'm pretty sure they don't do that sort of thing. And maybe they don't marry other girls because they're straight?

11/12/2009 3:31:33 PM
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