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Ya well heres my throy. The whole ape to man evolution thing. ITS MENTAL! it could be they were normal but used objects to change their appearence eventualy re-forming their skeletons when they die. Or God made a different type of human that eventualy went extinct. Look at the ancien myans-thier skeletons were different but still not evolution.

Michael Koretoff, Teach Science in Science class Facebook Group 81 Comments [11/12/2009 12:48:44 PM]
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Hammurabi

Thanks for your contribution. Unfortunately, we aren't interested in teaching crazy in science classes.

11/12/2009 12:49:59 PM

Cagoguy

Poor guy, his brain is starting to see the evidence and he is struggling to hold his world view like a fish out of water.

"I see.... skeleton.... is like both man and monkey... must... retain... fundamentalism!"

11/12/2009 12:53:47 PM

Doctor Whom

So you don't believe modern science, but you do believe that? Um, okay.

11/12/2009 1:08:33 PM

Thejebusfire


11/12/2009 1:10:39 PM

Mister Spak

Or maybe gorillas are normal but they used objects to change their appearance so they can post stuff on the internet even though they don't understand what they're talking about. Or know how to spell.

11/12/2009 1:15:24 PM



The ancient Mayans were different to you, yes....uh, we call those racial differences. Try to keep up.

And we do have predecessors who are now extinct. You might want to do a little reading there.

11/12/2009 1:17:20 PM

tracer

The ancient Mayans belonged to subspecies Homo sapiens sapiens.

Just like you and I do.

If you think THEY were different enough from modern Americans to have been created separately, you probably feel the same way about Norwegians.

11/12/2009 1:25:07 PM

Papabear

"Ya well heres my throy."

The first requirement for having a credible theory is being able to spell "theory."

"The whole ape to man evolution thing. ITS MENTAL!"

That's your argument? Well, theories DO start in the mind, so...

"it could be they were normal but used objects to change their appearence eventualy re-forming their skeletons when they die. Or God made a different type of human that eventualy went extinct. Look at the ancien myans-thier skeletons were different but still not evolution."

You just gather up all the credible evidence which supports your conjectures and we can have a nice, civilized debate. What? You have no evidence? I am truly stunned.

11/12/2009 1:31:50 PM

breakerslion

Objects? Like coffee makers? Guitar picks? Dildos? Overhead truss bridges? Um,... okay! Your ride to Bellevue Psych. Ward will be here momentarily. Just sit down and remain calm.

11/12/2009 1:36:41 PM

Hirsute_Nailbomb

ah, i see, the old, "using objects to reform skeletal appearance and then god made a different type of human just look at the mayans", throy.

11/12/2009 1:37:11 PM

Anevilmeme

Get your stinking paws off our schools you damn, dirty fundie!

11/12/2009 1:44:14 PM



Good throy. I'm sure it will replace the 'Throy off Evolushn', which is a much less impressive throy.

Throy.

11/12/2009 1:48:33 PM

Zoo

Except that we can tell when bones are deformed (ritually or otherwise) as opposed to being from a different species.

11/12/2009 2:27:34 PM

John

So the idea is that they did something to shrink their skulls down to 450 cc? Or alternatively, God screwed up and had to redo the job? How about "the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the skeletons with His Noodly Appendage to keep paleontologists entertained"?

Ever heard the term "ad hoc hypothesis"?

11/12/2009 2:33:39 PM

Brianisha

Here's my theory, youre mental. Please use spell check, your english teacher would be screaming. Can't take a guy seriously if he can't spell correctly.

11/12/2009 2:35:17 PM

Frogflayer

I don't think anyone's going to buy this throjan horseshit.

11/12/2009 2:46:34 PM

Horsefeathers

"Ya well heres my throy."

Which would be all the more convincing if you could spell "theory" correctly. Or even make a simple contraction of "here" and "is".

"The whole ape to man evolution thing. ITS MENTAL! it could be they were normal but used objects to change their appearence eventualy re-forming their skeletons when they die."

Uh. Yeah. That makes much more sense.

"Or God made a different type of human that eventualy went extinct."

Quite a few, actually. I'm not convinced your perfect, omnipotent god made something that completely failed though.

"Look at the ancien myans-thier skeletons were different but still not evolution."

This single sentence is a more than ample argument against the premise of the Facebook Group you're posting in. You must realize this, don't you?

11/12/2009 2:51:02 PM

LabRat

throy?

myans-thier?

11/12/2009 2:51:07 PM

Old Viking

Speaking of mental ...

11/12/2009 2:58:56 PM

Doubting Thomas

Ya well here's my throy. You are a complete moron.

And you're part right, Cro-Magnons and Neanderthals were other types of hominoid (though not actually human) that died out. Whether God made them or not is open to debate, but first you have to prove that God exists.

11/12/2009 3:12:57 PM

freako104

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Ya well heres my throy."



Ok. Let's start at the beginning. It's a hypothesis. Now you need to test and retest it. Find something to back it. Get it published in a peer reviewed journal.

11/12/2009 3:13:37 PM

atrasicarius

Looks like we need another group called Teach English in English Class.

11/12/2009 3:16:50 PM

Thinking Allowed

Perhaps Michael can use a class in spelling, sentence structure, punctuation and grammar.

11/12/2009 3:20:38 PM

EonBlueTriad

The whole ape to man evolution thing. ITS MENTAL!

Actually, it's biological.

11/12/2009 3:26:29 PM

BobsOldSocks

"ITS MENTAL!"

and a drooling moron.

11/12/2009 3:28:12 PM
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