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When asked:

[What's with the double standard? Why is it that when Satan harms you it's evil; God harms you it's a test?]


WHAT??? You DARE to put The ONLY Perfect, True And Living, Self Existing, Self Sufficient, Triune, Benevolent, Agape, Holy, Wise, Sovereign, Eternal, Immortal, Immutable, Omnipresent, Omnipotent. Omniscient, Omnificent, Merciful, Just, Faithful, Good, Gracious , Lord GOD Almighty, Lord Of Hosts And Supreme Creator Of Everyone, Everything, Everywhere, seen, unseen, in Every time zone, galaxy, universe and dimension, on the same level with satan??? GOD Created satan and uses him to Accomplish His Divine Plan And Purpose on this earth. And HE CAN DO THAT, BECAUSE HE IS GOD....THE ONLY GOD Who Holds the very short leash that is attached to satan.......1 John 1 (Amplified Bible) 5And this is the message [the message of [a]promise] which we have heard from Him and now are reporting to you: God is Light, and there is no darkness in Him at all [[b]no, not in any way]

Autumnwynd777, Yahpoo Answers 78 Comments [11/14/2009 6:17:24 PM]
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Submitted By: atheist crusader
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JSS

Any More Adjectives For Us? Even Though They Don't Prove You Right?

11/14/2009 6:21:44 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

You are a fucking lunatic.

11/14/2009 6:38:19 PM



I call Poe. No real fundamentalist could be bothered to come up with all of those descriptors and spell them right.

11/14/2009 6:41:28 PM

Thejebusfire

This kinda reminds me of that line from "The Worst Christmas Ever": "Jeez, he wouldn't even pass the first grade if he had to write all that!"

11/14/2009 6:59:31 PM

djeinbrum

Agape? I thought your god was against doing anal.

11/14/2009 7:04:59 PM

Horsefeathers

"WHAT??? You DARE to put The ONLY Perfect, True And Living, Self Existing, Self Sufficient, Triune, Benevolent, Agape, Holy, Wise, Sovereign, Eternal, Immortal, Immutable, Omnipresent, Omnipotent. Omniscient, Omnificent, Merciful, Just, Faithful, Good, Gracious , Lord GOD Almighty, Lord Of Hosts And Supreme Creator Of Everyone, Everything, Everywhere, seen, unseen, in Every time zone, galaxy, universe and dimension, on the same level with satan???"

Yes.

"GOD Created satan and uses him to Accomplish His Divine Plan And Purpose on this earth."

Why? Why the hell would, as you pointed out, an omnipotent fucking entity need such a being in order to accomplish their own desires?

"And HE CAN DO THAT, BECAUSE HE IS GOD....THE ONLY GOD Who Holds the very short leash that is attached to satan......."

Then why are you people so terrified of Satan if he can't do anything without the explicit consent of god? Seems to me you should be afraid of the puppet master instead of the puppet.

"1 John 1 (Amplified Bible) 5And this is the message (the message of (a)promise) which we have heard from Him and now are reporting to you: God is Light, and there is no darkness in Him at all (no, not in any way)"

I'll never understand how you people think random Bible quotes are convincing. I assume you believe this shows, somehow, that Satan cannot act without god's permission, though I'll be damned if I can see how you got that idea.

11/14/2009 7:08:25 PM

atrasicarius


11/14/2009 7:14:55 PM

JDC1

On "When asked."
Okay,
so we all see and understand the question but
where, in all that word salad, is the answer?

11/14/2009 7:15:27 PM



So you admit that God created Satan and that God lets something evil run aroud corrupting people? And God is not evil how?

11/14/2009 7:15:28 PM

Rat of Steel

Oh, look. A walking thesaurus.

Too bad it can do little more that spew out words without regard to what sense, if any, they make when assembled into sentences. *rolls eyes*

11/14/2009 7:21:37 PM

LDM

Stringing together a bunch of big words doesn't make you right.


11/14/2009 7:22:42 PM

Old Viking

Well, OK, but I still think God takes an unhealthy interest in sex.

11/14/2009 7:50:31 PM

Elia

Would it kill you to stop using random capitalization? How do your eyes not hurt trying to read back your posts?

11/14/2009 8:08:33 PM

Dexter

Obvious Poe is obvious...

11/14/2009 8:10:38 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Both those characters are precisely as real as the monster under your bed.

11/14/2009 8:11:36 PM

Elphada

Somebody take the fundisaurus away from Autumnwynd.

Concerning the divine plan: I just have a bit of a problem with Satan and God betting on breaking Job. It's like this: Hey...ya'll watch this. I'm going to destroy this man's life and see if he still likes me. That just doesn't make me weep with joy.


11/14/2009 8:43:02 PM

enna

Nothing to say other than

Agape?????

Really? What?!

11/14/2009 9:04:42 PM

Doubting Thomas

Looks too much like a poe to me.

11/14/2009 9:05:56 PM



I'm calling Poe. This guy just put too much time and effort into finding every descriptor he could.

11/14/2009 9:10:44 PM

Vince

well yeah, that's exactly what we're asking.

so what of it? where does he get off being a dick?

11/14/2009 9:11:41 PM

campbunny

I wanted to call Poe but then I saw the incoheret word salad at the end. Now I don't know which way to go.

11/14/2009 9:24:20 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Isaiah 42 would like a word with you.

Those are a lot of adjectives there. I bet you have no idea what they all mean.

11/14/2009 9:49:27 PM

Sasha

If your god was really All That And A Side Of Fries, he wouldn't need Satan, would he?

11/14/2009 9:56:50 PM

Orion


11/14/2009 10:34:43 PM

WMDKitty

Yeah, cuz your GAWD just NEVER HARMED ANYONE, rite?

Sorry to say, your Bible -- the perfect holy inerrant word of GAWD -- says otherwise.

And why does "Master of Puppets" pop into my head every time I think of the Christ-tard "God"?

/Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings....

11/14/2009 11:05:14 PM
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