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["Call me ignorant, stubborn-whatever-but a lot of my friends and family are Catholic as well. They are good Heaven bound individuals. No discussion there."]

family religions are intentionally designed to entrap souls forever


Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [11/14/2009 6:21:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 32
Submitted By: M.M.
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Rayne

WHARRRGARBLE

11/14/2009 6:43:18 PM

Sweet Fancy Moses

Don't think I can say it better than Rayne.

11/14/2009 6:47:08 PM

PWEOTWEB

You're actually right. That really explains fundamentalist families.

11/14/2009 6:47:26 PM

Elphada

And Buzzie is a jackass and biblically ignorant. What a moron.

11/14/2009 6:49:40 PM

nintendofreakgcn

I don't even own an irony detector, and something still exploded.

11/14/2009 7:00:46 PM

Osiris

That's how Mormonism works.

11/14/2009 7:02:02 PM

Elia

Isn't that how fundie Baptists operate too?

11/14/2009 7:04:37 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

You mean like that vagina/clown car family?

11/14/2009 7:18:08 PM

Random Guy


11/14/2009 7:25:44 PM

Old Viking

Ol' Buzz finally got one right.

11/14/2009 7:28:16 PM

LDM

Aren't you the ones who raise your children in a vacuum? I thought so.

11/14/2009 7:45:51 PM



Not to mention their wallets.

11/14/2009 7:51:51 PM

Thinking Allowed

Hey Buzzardhut, I just bought a case of this stuff. Do you need a bottle?


11/14/2009 7:57:50 PM

Thejebusfire

Does that include YOUR family's religion Buzzardhut?

11/14/2009 7:57:53 PM

Aethernaut

Oh good, then Fred Phelps and his clan are Hell bound then.

11/14/2009 8:32:13 PM

Doubting Thomas

Almost right. Family religions, hell make that all religions, are intentionally designed to entrap minds forever.

11/14/2009 8:53:09 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

FUNDIE SAPPIN' MAH IRONY DETECTOR!

IRONY DETECTOR DOWN!

11/14/2009 10:27:26 PM

WMDKitty

Oh... *facepaw*

Fuckin' Buzzkill here needs a new shtick.

11/14/2009 10:45:29 PM

The Watcher

They are? So you mean someone who invented a religion way back when, actually found proof that souls exist, and a way to trap them? And for some reason, wanted to?

Sure.

11/14/2009 11:14:47 PM



Umm... what?

11/14/2009 11:47:33 PM

Antichrist

So why do you idiots "focus on the family" so damn much?

11/15/2009 12:22:50 AM

Comment Potato

YES!!!

You FINALLY admitted it!

FUCK YEAH!

In your face.

11/15/2009 12:31:48 AM

Semi-Christian

Someone is in desperate need of a mirror. I can kinda understand what they are saying, that a family chosen religion is harder to leave than a personally selected one....but "intentionally". If that is the case, so is what you are trying to do to ae123.
As fundie as this quote is, I still find the following a lot more annoying:
"So ae123, do you accept Jesus as your sacrifice on the Cross, by confessing that he died for your sins?"
This person is telling ae123 to confess that Jesus died for ae123's sins in order to accept Jesus' sacrifice to ae123. What? I've been asked this so many times and I still don't understand what they are saying. Why do so many Christians seem to have such a hate for logic that, even when Logic can still work, they go out of their way to fuck with it?

11/15/2009 12:46:42 AM

HazelHolly

["Call me ignorant, stubborn-whatever-but a lot of my friends and family are Catholic as well. They are good Heaven bound individuals. No discussion there."]

Same here! So, Buzzardhut, you can go DIAF, because it ain't just that one family!

11/15/2009 3:41:50 AM

aaa

This is fucking golden. It made me laugh.

11/15/2009 3:42:55 AM
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