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[The European Court of Human Rights bans crucifixes in Italian classrooms.]

If the Holy Father were to call a Crusade, I would put my business on hold, kiss goodbye my wife and kids, take up my claymore (a two handed scottish broadsword), and march on Brussels to behead every single Eurocrat. I believe in the direct approach when dealing with evil.

Arch Conservative, Moonbattery 108 Comments [11/14/2009 6:34:26 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Percy Q. Shunn

Please bring your big, bad sword to my house.

11/14/2009 6:36:34 PM

PWEOTWEB

And I'm sure the "Eurocrats" will have fun blowing your brain matter onto the sidewalk.

11/14/2009 6:39:20 PM

Rayne

You'd piss your pants if you heard someone rattle your doorknob at night.

11/14/2009 6:48:16 PM



What the fuck do you care you're most likely not Catholic?

11/14/2009 7:00:52 PM

TrickTrack

Normally I'm not a huge fan of the sniper rifle, but...



BOOM HEADSHOT

11/14/2009 7:00:53 PM

Wehpudicabok

So some Europeans take a religious symbol out of their schools to ensure that their children aren't indoctrinated, and your response is to kill them? Overkill much? Besides, how do you know that if the crucifixes were in the classrooms, they would be teaching your brand of Christianity at all? (Given that, of course, your version is the Only Truth, which practically every denomination believes about themselves.)

Edit: I second Bargainac. I've played far too many RPGs not to know what a claymore is.

11/14/2009 7:04:02 PM

fudgethis

Try it...

11/14/2009 7:13:06 PM

Old Viking

I'm sure you'll get far.

11/14/2009 7:23:46 PM

Yama the Space Fish

Invading Belgium?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Belgium

11/14/2009 7:27:36 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Italian classrooms? Are we talking about the dreaded Catholics here? (Not real christians)

Also > If the Holy Father... <
(For two cents I'd . . .)

"Why I oughta . . ." __________Moe Howard

11/14/2009 7:39:50 PM



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

11/14/2009 7:52:22 PM

LDM

Go ahead. I'd like to see you try to get that sword through airport security.

11/14/2009 7:54:07 PM

M.M.

and march on Brussels to behead every single Eurocrat. I believe in the direct approach when dealing with evil.

Al-Qaeda agrees.

11/14/2009 7:55:55 PM

Horsefeathers

"If the Holy Father were to call a Crusade, I would put my business on hold, kiss goodbye my wife and kids, take up my claymore (a two handed scottish broadsword), and march on Brussels to behead every single Eurocrat."

And a mighty fearsome spectacle you'd be until you encountered the first gun.

"I believe in the direct approach when dealing with evil."

Sounds more like the utterly stupid, doomed to fail from the beginning, not well thought out at all approach.

Then again, that seems to be just the type of thing god tends to tell people to do.

11/14/2009 8:07:09 PM

Bargainac

I'm insulted he thinks I don't know what a claymore is. Really, now.

11/14/2009 8:23:43 PM

Man Called True

Marching proudly into 1200.

11/14/2009 8:32:33 PM

Thejebusfire

Good luck trying to protect yourself against an array of gunfire with a sword.

11/14/2009 8:38:17 PM

Vince

which is why it's such a shame that your idea of what evil is is right proper fucked.

11/14/2009 8:38:33 PM

Doubting Thomas

What kind of idiot brings a sword to a gunfight?

11/14/2009 8:42:57 PM

Rallymodeller

What Arch Conservative is bringing:


What the Belgian Anti-Terrorism Team is bringing:


Yeah. Kinda unsportsmanlike, really.

11/14/2009 8:45:24 PM

Elphada

You wouldn't make it off the boat or plane. Those folks would kick your arse.

11/14/2009 8:48:15 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

*Jacks a 13 round mag into my Saiga 12 guage semi-auto*

"LOL..only an Arch-conservative would bring a knife to a gun fight."

11/14/2009 8:51:29 PM

AXavierB

And remember, God is love.

11/14/2009 8:53:19 PM

enna

What a fucking loser.

11/14/2009 8:56:44 PM

Telamon

Matthew 26:52 "Then Jesus said to him, "Put your sword back into its place. For all who take the sword will perish by the sword."

Sorry, Arch Conservative, but the Son of your Holy Father is against you on this one.

11/14/2009 9:14:33 PM
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