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I saw that advert for "The Fourth Kind" when I logged in to my youtube page - I immediately closed it out. Made me sick to look at it - like it was almost 'taunting' me ... Sad thing is, this world's going to accept the 'alien' explanation hook, line, and sinker. I He comes for us soon...

ThankfulHeart , RR 47 Comments [11/15/2009 5:43:18 PM]
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Pule Thamex

Is Jesus an alien? Will Jesus abduct earthlings? Yes and yes. But probably not for another 10 billion, billion, trillion years.

11/15/2009 5:51:38 PM

Doubting Thomas

Raptards are paranoid about everything. Seems like every new movie that comes out it has them all in a tizzy.

11/15/2009 6:03:50 PM

Venge

It's just a fucking movie! It's not gonna steal your soul or anything! GAH!!11!

11/15/2009 6:04:03 PM

Wilhelm

"I can't believe they would name a movie 'Up' - that's what you call an erection!"

11/15/2009 6:08:39 PM

clockworkgirl21

Then maybe you should just stay in your house until you die.

11/15/2009 6:12:28 PM

The Skeptic Wept

Seems like every movie trailer they see they think it's a documentary.

11/15/2009 6:20:39 PM

WMDKitty

Sad thing is, aliens are far more likely to exist than your sky-fairy. Guessing you felt sick because you realized the truth, there.

11/15/2009 6:28:29 PM

DaMentalFunism

Mom! A movie trailer taunted me!

11/15/2009 6:35:01 PM

Frogflayer

They're coming to take you away ha ha.

11/15/2009 6:51:19 PM

louislois

The only safe activity for a raptard to partake in is staring at the wall.

11/15/2009 6:53:19 PM

Old Viking

We will be grateful to whatever takes you away.

11/15/2009 7:24:17 PM



This must be what paranoid schizophrenia looks like when combined with raptard brainwashing.

11/15/2009 7:54:37 PM

Rallymodeller

@ louislouis:

Nah, then pareidolia steps in and they start to see Jeebus in the mold stains.

11/15/2009 8:04:09 PM

Papabear

Maybe if you stroke faster he'll come sooner.

11/15/2009 8:07:54 PM

LDM

The Chiefs won today, if that's not a sure sign the world's coming to an end, I don't know what is.

11/15/2009 8:19:57 PM

BeemerRefugee1990

Friday, Bill-O was on about how the movie '2012' is anti-Christian/pro-Islamic because 'only' Christian holy sites are destroyed in it.

*Eyeroll* Sadly, my father buys that crap by the gross.

11/15/2009 8:38:41 PM

Thejebusfire

He comes for us soon...

Who...The alien?

11/15/2009 9:13:01 PM

The Watcher

"Explanation" for what?

11/15/2009 9:46:11 PM

Vince

what don't you think is some demonic Illuminati propaganda?

11/15/2009 9:47:40 PM

Grigadil

What's this 'sad' bullshit? Listen here, you're the fucking village idiot, you aren't allowed to be sad, goddamnit! Now put that vacuous grin back on your face, and go chew on a power cable.

11/15/2009 9:47:41 PM

Zoo

Actually, the people who don't believe in aliens (at least intelligent ones that are abducting people) still won't, and those that do, still will.

11/15/2009 10:02:54 PM



"I logged in to my youtube page"
Shouldn't you be on Tangle?

11/15/2009 10:04:55 PM

Shadoboy

And next you will be explaining why "Where the wild things are" is going to make people beleive there's an island full of monsters.

11/15/2009 10:32:44 PM

Rocket Boy

It's not everyone will start worshiping aliens now.
What's the big deal?

11/15/2009 10:48:16 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

What alien explanation? Could somebody clue me in?

11/15/2009 10:48:22 PM
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