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#1057295
Pule Thamex
Is Jesus an alien? Will Jesus abduct earthlings? Yes and yes. But probably not for another 10 billion, billion, trillion years.
11/15/2009 5:51:38 PM
#1057309
Doubting Thomas
Raptards are paranoid about everything. Seems like every new movie that comes out it has them all in a tizzy.
11/15/2009 6:03:50 PM
#1057312
Venge
It's just a fucking movie! It's not gonna steal your soul or anything! GAH!!11!
11/15/2009 6:04:03 PM
#1057316
Wilhelm
"I can't believe they would name a movie 'Up' - that's what you call an erection!"
11/15/2009 6:08:39 PM
#1057322
clockworkgirl21
Then maybe you should just stay in your house until you die.
11/15/2009 6:12:28 PM
#1057333
The Skeptic Wept
Seems like every movie trailer they see they think it's a documentary.
11/15/2009 6:20:39 PM
#1057344
WMDKitty
Sad thing is, aliens are far more likely to exist than your sky-fairy. Guessing you felt sick because you realized the truth, there.
11/15/2009 6:28:29 PM
#1057354
DaMentalFunism
Mom! A movie trailer taunted me!
11/15/2009 6:35:01 PM
#1057376
Frogflayer
They're coming to take you away ha ha.
11/15/2009 6:51:19 PM
#1057379
louislois
The only safe activity for a raptard to partake in is staring at the wall.
11/15/2009 6:53:19 PM
#1057404
Old Viking
We will be grateful to whatever takes you away.
11/15/2009 7:24:17 PM
#1057425
This must be what paranoid schizophrenia looks like when combined with raptard brainwashing.
11/15/2009 7:54:37 PM
#1057431
Rallymodeller
@ louislouis:
Nah, then pareidolia steps in and they start to see Jeebus in the mold stains.
11/15/2009 8:04:09 PM
#1057434
Papabear
Maybe if you stroke faster he'll come sooner.
11/15/2009 8:07:54 PM
#1057438
LDM
The Chiefs won today, if that's not a sure sign the world's coming to an end, I don't know what is.
11/15/2009 8:19:57 PM
#1057446
BeemerRefugee1990
Friday, Bill-O was on about how the movie '2012' is anti-Christian/pro-Islamic because 'only' Christian holy sites are destroyed in it.
*Eyeroll* Sadly, my father buys that crap by the gross.
11/15/2009 8:38:41 PM
#1057456
Thejebusfire
He comes for us soon...
Who...The alien?
11/15/2009 9:13:01 PM
#1057466
The Watcher
"Explanation" for what?
11/15/2009 9:46:11 PM
#1057468
Vince
what don't you think is some demonic Illuminati propaganda?
11/15/2009 9:47:40 PM
#1057469
Grigadil
What's this 'sad' bullshit? Listen here, you're the fucking village idiot, you aren't allowed to be sad, goddamnit! Now put that vacuous grin back on your face, and go chew on a power cable.
11/15/2009 9:47:41 PM
#1057474
Zoo
Actually, the people who don't believe in aliens (at least intelligent ones that are abducting people) still won't, and those that do, still will.
11/15/2009 10:02:54 PM
#1057475
"I logged in to my youtube page"
Shouldn't you be on Tangle?
11/15/2009 10:04:55 PM
#1057480
Shadoboy
And next you will be explaining why "Where the wild things are" is going to make people beleive there's an island full of monsters.
11/15/2009 10:32:44 PM
#1057498
Rocket Boy
It's not everyone will start worshiping aliens now.
What's the big deal?
11/15/2009 10:48:16 PM
#1057499
GodotIsWaiting4U
What alien explanation? Could somebody clue me in?
11/15/2009 10:48:22 PM
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