Is Jesus an alien? Will Jesus abduct earthlings? Yes and yes. But probably not for another 10 billion, billion, trillion years.
11/15/2009 5:51:38 PM
Raptards are paranoid about everything. Seems like every new movie that comes out it has them all in a tizzy.
11/15/2009 6:03:50 PM
It's just a fucking movie! It's not gonna steal your soul or anything! GAH!!11!
11/15/2009 6:04:03 PM
"I can't believe they would name a movie 'Up' - that's what you call an erection!"
11/15/2009 6:08:39 PM
Then maybe you should just stay in your house until you die.
11/15/2009 6:12:28 PM
The Skeptic Wept
Seems like every movie trailer they see they think it's a documentary.
11/15/2009 6:20:39 PM
Sad thing is, aliens are far more likely to exist than your sky-fairy. Guessing you felt sick because you realized the truth, there.
11/15/2009 6:28:29 PM
Mom! A movie trailer taunted me!
11/15/2009 6:35:01 PM
They're coming to take you away ha ha.
11/15/2009 6:51:19 PM
The only safe activity for a raptard to partake in is staring at the wall.
11/15/2009 6:53:19 PM
We will be grateful to whatever takes you away.
11/15/2009 7:24:17 PM
This must be what paranoid schizophrenia looks like when combined with raptard brainwashing.
11/15/2009 7:54:37 PM
Nah, then pareidolia steps in and they start to see Jeebus in the mold stains.
11/15/2009 8:04:09 PM
Maybe if you stroke faster he'll come sooner.
11/15/2009 8:07:54 PM
The Chiefs won today, if that's not a sure sign the world's coming to an end, I don't know what is.
11/15/2009 8:19:57 PM
Friday, Bill-O was on about how the movie '2012' is anti-Christian/pro-Islamic because 'only' Christian holy sites are destroyed in it.
*Eyeroll* Sadly, my father buys that crap by the gross.
11/15/2009 8:38:41 PM
He comes for us soon...
11/15/2009 9:13:01 PM
"Explanation" for what?
11/15/2009 9:46:11 PM
what don't you think is some demonic Illuminati propaganda?
11/15/2009 9:47:40 PM
What's this 'sad' bullshit? Listen here, you're the fucking village idiot, you aren't allowed to be sad, goddamnit! Now put that vacuous grin back on your face, and go chew on a power cable.
11/15/2009 9:47:41 PM
Actually, the people who don't believe in aliens (at least intelligent ones that are abducting people) still won't, and those that do, still will.
11/15/2009 10:02:54 PM
"I logged in to my youtube page"
Shouldn't you be on Tangle?
11/15/2009 10:04:55 PM
And next you will be explaining why "Where the wild things are" is going to make people beleive there's an island full of monsters.
11/15/2009 10:32:44 PM
It's not everyone will start worshiping aliens now.
What's the big deal?
11/15/2009 10:48:16 PM
What alien explanation? Could somebody clue me in?
11/15/2009 10:48:22 PM