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#1057293
What?
11/15/2009 5:49:15 PM
#1057297
Shann
How do they explain reports of when people use the name Jesus the Aliens run?
You're delusional. Easily explained.
11/15/2009 5:51:58 PM
#1057298
CC
:facepalm:
11/15/2009 5:52:02 PM
#1057299
Wilhelm
Dammit. I missed the commercial for whatever they're on. I seriously need to find it, though.
11/15/2009 5:52:25 PM
#1057300
entropius
Nobody's ever seen aliens in a church, so maybe he has a point.
11/15/2009 5:53:03 PM
#1057303
Doubting Thomas
You're claiming that aliens are demons and say that it's not crazy talk? You are messed up.
11/15/2009 5:57:05 PM
#1057308
Thinking Allowed
Why do I smell burning plastic?
OH SHIT, MY IRONY METER IS ON FIRE!
11/15/2009 5:59:50 PM
#1057314
onoma
wow, a religious fundie calling something different from them demonic. SURPRISE.
11/15/2009 6:07:49 PM
#1057315
Amanda
Really? I've never heard that. Next time I'm being abducted I'll be sure to try it out.
11/15/2009 6:08:30 PM
#1057318
Efrain
Because the aliens are my uncle?(I'm hispanic, think about it for a while.)
11/15/2009 6:11:08 PM
#1057319
Masker
"How do they explain reports of when people use the name Jesus the Aliens run?"
Reports?
Lay down the acid, dude. You are making stuff up.
11/15/2009 6:11:22 PM
#1057328
Catherine
Ummmmmm....
WHAT?????
11/15/2009 6:16:23 PM
#1057329
The Skeptic Wept
In Texas they run when you shout, "Immigration".
11/15/2009 6:17:50 PM
#1057347
WMDKitty
Sleep paralysis and hypno-sumthin' hallucinations.
11/15/2009 6:29:57 PM
#1057348
DaMentalFunism
How do they explain reports of when people use the name Jesus the Aliens run?
Crap. You got me there.
11/15/2009 6:31:05 PM
#1057349
rubber chicken
'They' do not explain these bizarre reports because these bizarre reports, if they exist at all, are bullshit.
11/15/2009 6:31:54 PM
#1057351
campbunny
Why the motherfuck do these people imagine that the name of Jesus or some holy water will cause demons to run? Does the name of Jesus have chemical properties that burn their immaterial skin? How can this possibly be?
11/15/2009 6:32:20 PM
#1057360
AuraTwilight
The fuck? We have reports on the existence of aliens and how they behave?
11/15/2009 6:40:17 PM
#1057364
Hell must be on another planet.
11/15/2009 6:44:29 PM
#1057367
louislois
This one just made me laugh.
11/15/2009 6:45:23 PM
#1057374
The fuck you talking about?
11/15/2009 6:50:59 PM
#1057380
Rayne
They're scared to death that you're going to give them a Chick tract and try to convert them?
11/15/2009 6:54:07 PM
#1057388
K T
Myth wars
11/15/2009 7:03:43 PM
#1057393
Turtle
Because people who hallucinate God are also likely to hallucinate aliens?
11/15/2009 7:09:21 PM
#1057394
Zimmer
#1057293
What?
11/15/2009 7:12:14 PM
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