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Aliens are NOT demons? Puhleeze... now that is crazy talk

How do they explain reports of when people use the name Jesus the Aliens run?

MROD, RR 95 Comments [11/15/2009 5:47:37 PM]
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What?

11/15/2009 5:49:15 PM

Shann

How do they explain reports of when people use the name Jesus the Aliens run?

You're delusional. Easily explained.

11/15/2009 5:51:58 PM

CC

:facepalm:

11/15/2009 5:52:02 PM

Wilhelm

Dammit. I missed the commercial for whatever they're on. I seriously need to find it, though.

11/15/2009 5:52:25 PM

entropius

Nobody's ever seen aliens in a church, so maybe he has a point.

11/15/2009 5:53:03 PM

Doubting Thomas

You're claiming that aliens are demons and say that it's not crazy talk? You are messed up.

11/15/2009 5:57:05 PM

Thinking Allowed

Why do I smell burning plastic?

















OH SHIT, MY IRONY METER IS ON FIRE!

11/15/2009 5:59:50 PM

onoma

wow, a religious fundie calling something different from them demonic. SURPRISE.

11/15/2009 6:07:49 PM

Amanda

Really? I've never heard that. Next time I'm being abducted I'll be sure to try it out.

11/15/2009 6:08:30 PM

Efrain

Because the aliens are my uncle?(I'm hispanic, think about it for a while.)

11/15/2009 6:11:08 PM

Masker

"How do they explain reports of when people use the name Jesus the Aliens run?"

Reports?
Lay down the acid, dude. You are making stuff up.

11/15/2009 6:11:22 PM

Catherine

Ummmmmm....

WHAT?????

11/15/2009 6:16:23 PM

The Skeptic Wept

In Texas they run when you shout, "Immigration".

11/15/2009 6:17:50 PM

WMDKitty

Sleep paralysis and hypno-sumthin' hallucinations.

11/15/2009 6:29:57 PM

DaMentalFunism

How do they explain reports of when people use the name Jesus the Aliens run?

Crap. You got me there.

11/15/2009 6:31:05 PM

rubber chicken

'They' do not explain these bizarre reports because these bizarre reports, if they exist at all, are bullshit.

11/15/2009 6:31:54 PM

campbunny

Why the motherfuck do these people imagine that the name of Jesus or some holy water will cause demons to run? Does the name of Jesus have chemical properties that burn their immaterial skin? How can this possibly be?

11/15/2009 6:32:20 PM

AuraTwilight

The fuck? We have reports on the existence of aliens and how they behave?

11/15/2009 6:40:17 PM



Hell must be on another planet.

11/15/2009 6:44:29 PM

louislois

This one just made me laugh.

11/15/2009 6:45:23 PM



The fuck you talking about?

11/15/2009 6:50:59 PM

Rayne

They're scared to death that you're going to give them a Chick tract and try to convert them?

11/15/2009 6:54:07 PM

K T

Myth wars

11/15/2009 7:03:43 PM

Turtle

Because people who hallucinate God are also likely to hallucinate aliens?

11/15/2009 7:09:21 PM

Zimmer

#1057293


What?

11/15/2009 7:12:14 PM
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