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RULES OF ATHEISM

1. “I’m right and you are wrong”.

2. Never admit that you are wrong, even if you really are.

3. When you have nothing to say, hurl insults.

4. Regard and portray your own violence, whether physical, psychological,
or verbal, at all times as defensive.

5. Specific example for 4.: Cry for “freedom from religion”, but whenever
followers of other faiths want the same freedom and courts agree, scream
“Persecution!”

6. Be prepared at all times to lie and bluster, particularly when backed
into a corner in an argument

7. When caught lying, always accuse the opposition of lying rather than
be honest and admit the obvious
8. Never accept responsibility for any mess you have personally caused.

9. When you are forced to admit to an error, regard the whole process of
error and correction as part of atheisms failure for you and not as a
something for which you should apologise retract or make amends except
verbally and secretly to yourself

10. Always see yourself and you personal actions as part of no ones plans for
the world. Recognise that even your errors are just part of being a vertabrate monkey out of the premordial slugde

11.Profess humility but avoid the actual experience of it.

12.Refuse to take in information that differs from your own view and
oppose all such information through classification of such information in
a derogatory and simplistic manner(eg by categorising it as right wing
propaganda)

13.Refuse to accept that truth is not black and white; that reality is
complex and there are shades of grey

14.Refuse to forgive anyone else for anything because you have no moral compass guiding you.

ExiledAlien, atheiststooges 87 Comments [11/16/2009 11:14:56 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Mister Spak

Why are you talking to a mirror?

11/16/2009 11:25:52 AM

Sweet Fancy Moses

For the love of FSM, please be poe.

11/16/2009 11:31:43 AM

campbunny

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. *pats fundie's head*

11/16/2009 11:32:54 AM

aaa

I would like to tear this BS apart with the ferocity of a million wolves, but i'm lazy and simply point out that this argument is entirely composed of straw.

11/16/2009 11:33:30 AM

Vince

RULES OF CHRISTIANITY

1. “I’m right and you are wrong”.

2. Never admit that you are wrong, even if you really are.

3. When you have nothing to say, hurl insults.

4. Regard and portray your own violence, whether physical, psychological,
or verbal, at all times as defensive.

5. Specific example for 4.: Cry for “freedom from religion”, but whenever
followers of other faiths want the same freedom and courts agree, scream
“Persecution!”

6. Be prepared at all times to lie and bluster, particularly when backed
into a corner in an argument

7. When caught lying, always accuse the opposition of lying rather than
be honest and admit the obvious
8. Never accept responsibility for any mess you have personally caused.

9. When you are forced to admit to an error, regard the whole process of
error and correction as part of atheisms failure for you and not as a
something for which you should apologise retract or make amends except
verbally and secretly to yourself

10. Always see yourself and you personal actions as part of no ones plans for
the world. Recognise that even your errors are just part of being a vertabrate monkey out of the premordial slugde

11.Profess humility but avoid the actual experience of it.

12.Refuse to take in information that differs from your own view and
oppose all such information through classification of such information in
a derogatory and simplistic manner(eg by categorising it as right wing
propaganda)

13.Refuse to accept that truth is not black and white; that reality is
complex and there are shades of grey

14.Refuse to forgive anyone else for anything because you have no moral compass guiding you.



fixed.

11/16/2009 11:39:54 AM

Rat of Steel

If memory serves, this is a re-post.

Still chock full of fail, though.

11/16/2009 11:42:33 AM

MK

It just requires changing "atheist" to "fundamentalist" to be accurate. That's a mirror so shiny it could be used in the Hubble telescope.

11/16/2009 11:48:50 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Pretty good, but you spelled 'THEISM' wrong in the title. Get a better proofreader.

11/16/2009 11:50:32 AM

Doubting Thomas

Funny, if this is what it's like to be an atheist, then just about every Christian out there is an atheist. Those statements apply more to Christians, especially with the first two. Or make that the first three. Or five. Oh hell, all of them.

11/16/2009 11:52:34 AM

simply not edible

Oh, fuck. 13 did it for me, man. That was too much for my irony-meter.

11/16/2009 11:57:21 AM

C_V


is it opposite day again, already?

11/16/2009 12:02:25 PM

Clown

That is poe if I ever saw one. Or not. Hard to know with poes.

11/16/2009 12:06:51 PM

Fuck the fundies

Who changed the label from Christians to Atheists?

11/16/2009 12:22:33 PM



You're projecting SO HARD

11/16/2009 12:25:54 PM

Serph-no-Okami

RULES OF ATHEISM:

1. "There is no God."

Uhm, that's it. Why did you bother with that much text anyway?

Oh wait, it's not text. It's straw. My bad...

11/16/2009 12:39:46 PM

apenpaap

Wow, the irony.

11/16/2009 1:20:28 PM

Anevilmeme

It's backwards day again?

11/16/2009 1:44:19 PM



I forgive you for your blatant and absurd lies.

11/16/2009 1:47:00 PM

Turtle

No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. These are the rules of atheism:

http://unpeculiar.deviantart.com/art/Atheism-Revisited-54777037

11/16/2009 1:56:40 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Rules of Christianity

1. “I’m right and you are wrong”.

2. Never admit that you are wrong, even if you really are.

3. When you have nothing to say, hurl insults.

4. Regard and portray your own violence, whether physical, psychological,
or verbal, at all times as defensive.

5. Specific example for 4.: Cry for “freedom from religion”, but whenever
followers of other faiths want the same freedom and courts agree, scream
“Persecution!”

6. Be prepared at all times to lie and bluster, particularly when backed
into a corner in an argument

7. When caught lying, always accuse the opposition of lying rather than
be honest and admit the obvious
8. Never accept responsibility for any mess you have personally caused.

9. When you are forced to admit to an error, regard the whole process of
error and correction as a conspiracy on the part of atheists, homosexuals and other "undesirables" and not as a
something for which you should apologise retract or make amends except
verbally and secretly to yourself

10. Always see yourself and you personal actions as part of no ones plans for
the world. Recognise that you have no faults, as you are a perfect creation of your god. Become angry when people point out the faults that you very much do possess.

11.Profess humility but avoid the actual experience of it.

12.Refuse to take in information that differs from your own view and
oppose all such information through classification of such information in
a derogatory and simplistic manner(eg by categorising it as left wing
propaganda)

13.Refuse to accept that truth is not black and white; that reality is
complex and there are shades of grey

14.Refuse to forgive anyone else for anything because you have no moral compass guiding you, though you claim you do.

11/16/2009 2:17:06 PM

Gypsin

Who votes mirror award?

11/16/2009 2:20:03 PM

Antichrist

1. We're the ones who admit "we don't know" as opposed to 'godidit'.

2. Just because you can't understand what we're saying doesn't mean we're wrong.

3. Like this list?

4. 6. 7. 12. Mirror, mirror...

5. You can follow any religion you want, you just can't shove it down other peoples throats (I wish).

8. 9. 11. 13. 14. WTF?

10. Yeah, pretty much

Edit:
@ Turtle, bookmarked ~ that was great.

11/16/2009 2:22:17 PM

tracer

This has GOT to be a Poe.

There is absolutely no WAY this is from a genuine Fundie. It's clearly an anti-Fundie post with the serial numbers filed off.

11/16/2009 2:23:57 PM

Vegetable Rights Activist

This is waaaay too fucking easy.

11/16/2009 2:46:28 PM

Wehpudicabok

Psychological projection, nothing to see here...

11/16/2009 3:08:28 PM
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