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[Re: news report of Quran verses supposedly appearing on a Russian baby]

The mysterious writing on the wall miracle of Daniel in Babylon is a stand alone God-made miraculous event no matter what substrate, what writing instrument, what circumstances are reported now and in the future. This one is a hoax and while I don't necessarily believe it has been done just for the sake of discrediting the Daniel event it still could be part of Satan or man's intent. Regardless, it's a supernatural wannabe hoax that probably will brainwash many who are supersticious, without The Truth, and easily duped.

Batman, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [11/16/2009 11:15:42 AM]
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#1057746
The Skeptic Wept

Better to go back to your grilled cheese sandwiches, tortillas, and stains on a window or wall. Now there's a real miracle for you.

11/16/2009 11:24:19 AM
#1057750
Mister Spak

"Regardless, it's a supernatural wannabe hoax that probably will brainwash many who are supersticious, without The Truth, and easily duped. "

And you could not possibly be one of THOSE people, right?

11/16/2009 11:25:13 AM
#1057780
Professor Cold Heart

I'm having trouble imagining what would be funnier: this being spoken by Adam West, or by Christian Bale in growling mode.

11/16/2009 11:37:58 AM
#1057811
Doubting Thomas

But if it had been an image of Jesus appearing in a water stain, you'd be all over it saying that it was a sign that he's returning soon to whoosh you all up into the sky.

11/16/2009 11:50:01 AM
#1057816
aaa

Excuse me, but you seem to have topped off one of my meters.

11/16/2009 11:52:44 AM
#1057830
C_V


@Professor Cold Heart:

Shatner.

11/16/2009 12:00:22 PM
#1057841
Clown

People see what they want to see. No need to foam at the mouth because of it.

11/16/2009 12:05:40 PM
#1057888


The real question is this:
How did they fit the baby into a toaster?

11/16/2009 12:29:40 PM
#1057908
lolwut?



So much better then any silly writing on a baby. BEHOLD JESUS IN A DOGS ASS!!!

11/16/2009 12:37:56 PM
#1058108
GodotIsWaiting4U

I'll take Special Pleading for 1000, Alex.

11/16/2009 2:20:16 PM
#1058112
tracer

So, all those OTHER mysterious writings appearing in unlikely places were hoaxes -- but not that one in the Book of Daniel. That one was real. We know this because the Book of Daniel says it was real, and the Book of Daniel wouldn't lie.

11/16/2009 2:21:11 PM
#1058187
Berny

As others have pointed out, if the verses appearing on that baby had been from the Bible, you'd be lining up to get duped.
You raptards don't have any critical thinking capability.

11/16/2009 2:46:54 PM
#1058209
Antichrist

Because being put there by Satan is completely not supernatural.

Fuck you people are idiots.

11/16/2009 2:57:37 PM
#1058345
Old Viking

Ooh, ooh, yeah, the writing on the wall. That was as good as maintaining one's health in a lions' den.

11/16/2009 4:56:33 PM
#1058434
Papabear

Uh, yeah, about that supersticious, without TheTruth (tm) and easily duped part...

11/16/2009 6:18:31 PM
#1059083


Apart from the double standard about miracles, why would they want to discredit that miracle in concrete?, so MANY years later so far apart?. Maybe you're projecting your ethnocentric stupidities.

11/18/2009 3:55:54 AM
#1059116
Philbert McAdamia

Danny was a grafitti vandal? A tagger?
Huh. Must have been a teenager, pfffft no miracle there.

Heer I sit, broaken...

Daneil wuz heere

Fukc babbleon!

11/18/2009 4:54:26 AM
#1059530
Thejebusfire

So, when one religion does it it's a hoax, but when some other religion does it, its a "hoax"?

11/18/2009 9:36:09 PM
#1059764
SeekerLancer

Oh the irony.

11/19/2009 12:13:42 PM
#1059767
JohnTheAtheist

Batman. It's the commissioner. I will need to confiscate your utility belt.

11/19/2009 12:20:59 PM
#1301779
amanda poo

Jesus is in the eye of the "B" Hole Der. Or is that just God in another burning "bush"? Oh cum all ye faithful... funny how jesus is the Butt of every joke! I CAN KEEP GOING BUT ILL STOP

6/21/2011 6:19:07 PM
#1421687
HappyGazpacho

@Professor Cold Heart
Or Kevin Conroy.

7/9/2012 6:25:09 PM
#1421756
Filin De Blanc

"Muslims are a superstitious and cowardly lot".

7/10/2012 12:36:47 AM
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