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why dont teachers stop teaching their fake global warming and green peace agendas and start teaching about the REAL world around us.

DevilDogPratt, http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com 36 Comments [11/16/2009 12:14:02 PM]
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Fuck the fundies

They are trying to do that, but you fuckwits keep pushing your brainwashing into the schools.

11/16/2009 12:17:31 PM

Doubting Thomas

Oh, you mean the real world that God created in which a talking snake convinced a lady made from the rib of a man who was made from dirt eat from a magic tree which put a curse on us all unless you telepathically tell his magic zombie son you accept him as your savior so he can let you eat his flesh so you can live forever in a magic sky paradise instead of a place of torment where you burn forever in a fire even though you don't have a physical body?

Is that what you're getting at?

11/16/2009 12:22:30 PM

Kamism

You mean the real world that our careless industiralization is destroying?

Oh wait they are teaching that.

11/16/2009 12:25:01 PM

tracer

One of the best options we have for reducing Greenhouse Gas emissions is building more nuclear power plants.

While it's true that the same people who are doing the most to raise Global Warming awareness are also the same people who, mysteriously, oppose nuclear power, that doesn't mean Global Warming is fake.

11/16/2009 12:48:09 PM

aaa

Five bucks says that he believes that trees cause pollution. And he'd cite reagan.

11/16/2009 12:56:58 PM

Dr. Shrinker

And what do you know about the REAL world DevilDogPratt? Let me get comfortable, I'm going to enjoy hearing this.

11/16/2009 1:12:06 PM

Zeus Almighty

aaa said: "Five bucks says that he believes that trees cause pollution. And he'd cite reagan."

"Facts are stupid things." -- Ronald Reagan
He really said that. Srsly.

11/16/2009 1:33:40 PM



You mean like fossils, which you try to claim are faked?

11/16/2009 1:45:31 PM

Mister Spak

And while they're at it, stop saying the earth is round.

11/16/2009 2:08:36 PM

Sasha

The real world? Where Obama created lewdness?

11/16/2009 2:10:54 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

You're making mutually exclusive requests.

11/16/2009 2:32:57 PM

Vegetable Rights Activist

My my, my Irony Meter (TM) just got back from the shop. Don't go and break it already.

11/16/2009 2:34:27 PM

Mr Blur

Damn, and that was a brand new Irony Meter!

11/16/2009 3:30:08 PM

BobsOldSocks

Anthropogenic climate change *is* the real world and if we don't hurry up and do something about it those children whose education you're so worried about will be facing severe hardship.

11/16/2009 3:32:03 PM

Old Viking

The real world, in which our species has been selected to live eternally.

11/16/2009 4:29:53 PM

I read about the afterlife

Oh god! I know right! The 15 minutes in science class about pollution and litter is SO ridiculous!

11/16/2009 5:28:14 PM

Amandarandom

And while they're at it, they can teach how Cows are mammals and fish, how circles are both round and angular and how the sky is both blue and purple.

11/16/2009 5:42:52 PM

Pule Thamex

I do like how your nickname is a veritable trinity of descriptive aptness.

11/16/2009 5:43:32 PM

Papabear

Because they're bent upon frying your itty-bitty brain with credible evidence and scientific proofs. Those bastards!

11/16/2009 6:04:29 PM

Quantum Mechanic

There's land for sale in Kiribati. Cheap.

11/16/2009 6:07:42 PM

Dagon

If we teach our childrens about your "Real World" my grandchildrens will have no world at all

11/16/2009 6:59:39 PM

Vince

sadly the inside of your head is a population of one.

11/16/2009 7:21:17 PM

Clown

They do. And they will keep teaching about real world.

11/17/2009 2:48:27 AM

LDM

Why don't homeschoolers stop teaching their revisionist history and creationist agendas and start teaching about the REAL world around us.

Fixed.

11/17/2009 3:38:23 AM

The L

News flash: Nature IS the world around us.

11/17/2009 4:55:12 AM
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