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Joaquin, "Allahu" has to mean "Allah", not God. The Muslim chant, which is what this is from, is to Allah, not God.

["Andy, the word "Allahu" means in Arab "God". It comes from: Al-lâh. "Al" means "the" and "ilah" means "god""]

Joaquin, I have an open mind about this, but Muslims chant to "Allahu" and they're not chanting to "God", but to "Allah".

Andy Schlafly , Conservapedia 86 Comments [11/24/2009 12:57:46 PM]
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Papabear

Allah is Arabic for God, bonehead.

Assfly, your mind is only open in the sense that many of your brain cells may have fallen out.
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11/24/2009 12:59:35 PM

Tina

Darn those pagan Spanish-speakers and their foreign god Dios, too!

11/24/2009 12:59:44 PM

Caustic Gnostic

"Bog" is his name in Russian.

11/24/2009 1:06:30 PM

John

Muslims worship the same God of Abraham as the Jews. They call Him "Allah" because that's the Arab word for it, just like Jesus called Him "Elah" because that's the Aramaic word for it. Note the similarity - Arabic and Aramaic are closely related languages, like Spanish and Italian.

11/24/2009 1:08:22 PM

The Watcher

I'm rolling on the floor laughing at the idea that Andy Schlafly has an open mind about anything.

11/24/2009 1:17:00 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Would you berate Germans for praying to "Herr Gott"? It's the same thing.

11/24/2009 1:17:33 PM



Even Christians in the Arab world use the word Allah for God, genius.

11/24/2009 1:18:17 PM

Nathan the Wise

Open mind ... yeah, so open your brain fell out.

Assfly's an expert on Arabic, now? Bon dieu, duw mawr, gruss gott, allahu akbar, etc.

11/24/2009 1:18:17 PM

aaa

Andy, your brain would work a lot better if i hit it with a big steel pipe.

11/24/2009 1:21:15 PM

Mudak

Why do no religious conservatives try to distance themselves from this numbnuts?

11/24/2009 1:21:21 PM

smartz

So what about "Dios" in Spanish, "Deus" in Greek, "Yahweh" (or YHWH, I think) in Hebrew, etc.? English isn't the only language in the world, you ignoramus.

11/24/2009 1:23:15 PM

Zoo

Open-minded to everything but facts, eh?

11/24/2009 1:24:12 PM

Wehpudicabok

@Mudak:

The reason is that (thankfully) most of them haven't even heard of him. CP is a lot less well known than Andy would have you believe.

11/24/2009 1:27:32 PM

Concerned Brit

Numb-nuts!

That is all.

11/24/2009 1:28:34 PM



There really should be some way to pass a law to prevent anyone from that family from having access to the internet, like they do for sex offenders.

11/24/2009 1:28:44 PM

Old Viking

Andy, stop disturbing the adults. Take your prattling outside now.

11/24/2009 1:34:30 PM

Doctor Whom

God's name in English, the official language of Conservapedia and therefore of Heaven, is God. Case closed.

11/24/2009 1:39:34 PM

Headache

Holy asswhopping fuck!

How fucking stupid is it really possible to get? Well, Andy-dipshit here has taken it to hitherto unknown levels!

11/24/2009 1:48:22 PM

Frogflayer

Mon Dieu!

11/24/2009 1:57:22 PM

Lupine

Mein Gott, you're stupid, Schlafly.

11/24/2009 2:07:41 PM

breakerslion

(In the voices of the Python "Pepperpots".)

'Ello Haynoo!

'Ello Heem!

What's on the Telly?

It looks to be a pogrom.

I can see that! What's it about?

Some sod by the name of Shitfly or something's gone and started a dispute about the name of God.

What, again? God's not a name anyway, it's a title.

It's Ya-way.

No it isn't, that's just Hebrew for "who am". The real name's a secret.

Maybe it's Herbert.

It's not Herbert!

It could be, how do you know if it's a secret?

It's NOT Herbert!

(TV announcer) And now it's time for the internecine violence on your TV set to explode....

(explosion)

How'd he know that?

(announcer) It was the only logical outcome.

Apologies to all at Python Ltd.

11/24/2009 2:12:20 PM

Eden

Well,
the original christians surely prayed to "theou", "deus" or "YHWH".

So you cannot be a real christian because you don´t pray to any of these, but instead to "god" ;)

11/24/2009 2:15:34 PM

John_in_Oz

Well, they worship the all good omnipotent creator of the universe. He who made Adam and Eve and spoke to Abraham and the prophets. If that's not who you worship, say so.

11/24/2009 2:22:43 PM

Berny

Andy, you just confirmed that the best part of you ran down your mama's leg.
Conservapedia must be the only encyclopedia being edited by a bonafide retard.
Several people take him to task and even give him references that Allah is Arabic for God but the idiot still doesn't get it.

11/24/2009 2:25:09 PM

Osiris

Conservapedia is the only encyclopedia I trust to bold facidly lie all time every time.

11/24/2009 2:29:01 PM
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