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#1061686
Papabear
Allah is Arabic for God, bonehead.
Assfly, your mind is only open in the sense that many of your brain cells may have fallen out.[/b]
11/24/2009 12:59:35 PM
#1061687
Tina
Darn those pagan Spanish-speakers and their foreign god Dios, too!
11/24/2009 12:59:44 PM
#1061696
Caustic Gnostic
"Bog" is his name in Russian.
11/24/2009 1:06:30 PM
#1061697
John
Muslims worship the same God of Abraham as the Jews. They call Him "Allah" because that's the Arab word for it, just like Jesus called Him "Elah" because that's the Aramaic word for it. Note the similarity - Arabic and Aramaic are closely related languages, like Spanish and Italian.
11/24/2009 1:08:22 PM
#1061707
The Watcher
I'm rolling on the floor laughing at the idea that Andy Schlafly has an open mind about anything.
11/24/2009 1:17:00 PM
#1061708
GodotIsWaiting4U
Would you berate Germans for praying to "Herr Gott"? It's the same thing.
11/24/2009 1:17:33 PM
#1061709
Even Christians in the Arab world use the word Allah for God, genius.
11/24/2009 1:18:17 PM
#1061710
Nathan the Wise
Open mind ... yeah, so open your brain fell out.
Assfly's an expert on Arabic, now? Bon dieu, duw mawr, gruss gott, allahu akbar, etc.
11/24/2009 1:18:17 PM
#1061713
aaa
Andy, your brain would work a lot better if i hit it with a big steel pipe.
11/24/2009 1:21:15 PM
#1061714
Mudak
Why do no religious conservatives try to distance themselves from this numbnuts?
11/24/2009 1:21:21 PM
#1061717
smartz
So what about "Dios" in Spanish, "Deus" in Greek, "Yahweh" (or YHWH, I think) in Hebrew, etc.? English isn't the only language in the world, you ignoramus.
11/24/2009 1:23:15 PM
#1061720
Zoo
Open-minded to everything but facts, eh?
11/24/2009 1:24:12 PM
#1061724
Wehpudicabok
@Mudak:
The reason is that (thankfully) most of them haven't even heard of him. CP is a lot less well known than Andy would have you believe.
11/24/2009 1:27:32 PM
#1061725
Concerned Brit
Numb-nuts!
That is all.
11/24/2009 1:28:34 PM
#1061726
There really should be some way to pass a law to prevent anyone from that family from having access to the internet, like they do for sex offenders.
11/24/2009 1:28:44 PM
#1061732
Old Viking
Andy, stop disturbing the adults. Take your prattling outside now.
11/24/2009 1:34:30 PM
#1061733
Doctor Whom
God's name in English, the official language of Conservapedia and therefore of Heaven, is God. Case closed.
11/24/2009 1:39:34 PM
#1061739
Headache
Holy asswhopping fuck!
How fucking stupid is it really possible to get? Well, Andy-dipshit here has taken it to hitherto unknown levels!
11/24/2009 1:48:22 PM
#1061745
Frogflayer
Mon Dieu!
11/24/2009 1:57:22 PM
#1061748
Lupine
Mein Gott, you're stupid, Schlafly.
11/24/2009 2:07:41 PM
#1061750
breakerslion
(In the voices of the Python "Pepperpots".)
'Ello Haynoo!
'Ello Heem!
What's on the Telly?
It looks to be a pogrom.
I can see that! What's it about?
Some sod by the name of Shitfly or something's gone and started a dispute about the name of God.
What, again? God's not a name anyway, it's a title.
It's Ya-way.
No it isn't, that's just Hebrew for "who am". The real name's a secret.
Maybe it's Herbert.
It's not Herbert!
It could be, how do you know if it's a secret?
It's NOT Herbert!
(TV announcer) And now it's time for the internecine violence on your TV set to explode....
(explosion)
How'd he know that?
(announcer) It was the only logical outcome.
Apologies to all at Python Ltd.
11/24/2009 2:12:20 PM
#1061756
Eden
Well,
the original christians surely prayed to "theou", "deus" or "YHWH".
So you cannot be a real christian because you don´t pray to any of these, but instead to "god" ;)
11/24/2009 2:15:34 PM
#1061759
John_in_Oz
Well, they worship the all good omnipotent creator of the universe. He who made Adam and Eve and spoke to Abraham and the prophets. If that's not who you worship, say so.
11/24/2009 2:22:43 PM
#1061761
Berny
Andy, you just confirmed that the best part of you ran down your mama's leg.
Conservapedia must be the only encyclopedia being edited by a bonafide retard.
Several people take him to task and even give him references that Allah is Arabic for God but the idiot still doesn't get it.
11/24/2009 2:25:09 PM
#1061763
Osiris
Conservapedia is the only encyclopedia I trust to bold facidly lie all time every time.
11/24/2009 2:29:01 PM
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