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[Re. Tea Party protesters being called "teabaggers."]

We need to make "teabag" as unacceptable as "nigger."

Jay Guevara, Moonbattery 32 Comments [11/24/2009 7:15:51 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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#1061938


I think teabagger works just fine. You strap on your flags, wave your crosses, and drag your nuts all over the place.

11/24/2009 7:21:46 PM

#1061962
Wehpudicabok

Ah, the shimmering light of ignorance! How you mock yourself far better than we ever could.

11/24/2009 7:35:14 PM

#1061977
Dr. Shrinker

As the protests themselves didn't seem to accomplish much, I can't imagine your efforts to get the nickname of the participants changed will be successful either.

11/24/2009 7:41:35 PM

#1062015


Teabag, please!

11/24/2009 7:53:00 PM

#1062200
Old Viking

You rightist wingnuts came up with that designation, not us.

11/24/2009 9:22:39 PM

#1062212
Efrain

Isn't it already less acceptable on Xbox live? Wait... wrong teabag.

11/24/2009 9:32:00 PM

#1062213
Cthulhus Quill

How about "Douchbag"? Is that a better bag for you?

11/24/2009 9:33:06 PM

#1062254


WTF? I thought they were calling THEMSELVES "teabaggers"! I mean, I first heard the term on liberal websites mocking conservatives because ha ha, they are calling themselves teabaggers, apparently not realizing that's a sexual term! Silly conservatives! Since when the HELL did it become a slur?

Oh yeah, and being made fun for having dumb political opinions is totes JUST LIKE being enslaved, lynched, denied the right to vote, and generally being treated as subhuman because of the color of your skin! For fuck's sake.

11/24/2009 10:06:10 PM

#1062316
aaa

I will make that happen with only one condition. Suck my massive brass balls. For 2 hours.

11/24/2009 11:24:27 PM

#1062319
GodotIsWaiting4U

Teabagging is already as unacceptable as shouting the word "nigger" in a public place.

Oh, wait, you meant something else.

11/24/2009 11:27:08 PM

#1062341
Trask


11/24/2009 11:40:28 PM

#1062342
Trask

Goddamn it, Republicans. You smeared my visor.

11/24/2009 11:40:52 PM

#1062376
Append Idiots 001

Uh, yeah. You do realize you named yourselves after that classic event known as "The Boston Tea Party" right? I mean sure, the word has another meaning these days, but that isn't our fault, idiots.

11/25/2009 12:07:16 AM

#1062411


Well until you can get an understanding of what "No Taxation without representation," actually means then you deserve to be picked on.

11/25/2009 12:40:43 AM

#1062513
Clown

Wtf? Do you know what "teabag" and "teabagging" mean?

11/25/2009 3:27:12 AM

#1062515
BeemerRefugee1990

I have yet to explain to my father the sexual definition of teabagging.

Maybe someday if I get really bored.

11/25/2009 3:28:46 AM

#1062583
Titania

Go ahead and make it unacceptable. A teabagger by any other name will still be a moron.

11/25/2009 5:20:13 AM

#1062589
louislois

You're right.

"Knuckledragger" would be a more apt and fitting name.

11/25/2009 5:35:14 AM

#1062647
Zaydin

The self-proclaimed Teabaggers (who seemed to wear that label proudly up till they realized what teabagging means today) are a non-threat at best, and hate and fear mongering smacktards who are the sort of person who needs constant supervision from a real adult.

11/25/2009 6:57:50 AM

#1062713
Catherine

I wish that "teabagger" had as negative a connotation as the "n" word. Teabaggers would deserve it. They are unacceptable, so they deserve an unacceptable word to identify them.


11/25/2009 8:18:29 AM

#1062724
The L

I don't know about you, but if I saw people teabagging in public, I'd find it downright obscene.

Humiliating sex acts should be relegated to the privacy of one's own bedroom.

11/25/2009 8:26:27 AM

#1062936
MarshalltheIrish

Of course, because teabaggers have always been hosed down, murdered, billy-clubbed, lynched, raped, and once bound in slavery while being called just that. You take Moonbattery to inspiring new heights again, Jay.

Besides, don't you righty-tighties want to keep a hold on the "n" word? What can you dumbfucks call Obama then? Well, I guess there's always "darkie" and "ACORN community activist."

11/25/2009 1:55:34 PM

#1063067
Antichrist


We need to make "teabag" as unacceptable as "nigger."

Then what the hell do I put in my hot water after supper?

And you can quit being a teabagger any time you want, as opposed to being born non-white.

11/25/2009 3:58:23 PM

#1063474
G. Fieendish

Re: Antichrist's last post
[sarcasm]No, No, No Antichrist...[/sarcasm]
Any "tea purist" would argue that "teabags" are the invention of Satan...
According to them, the only way to serve tea, is to pour loose leaf tea, from a packet into a teapot, infuse with boiling water from a non-electric kettle (another Satanic construct), wait for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally, then using a strainer to filter the tea leaves from the tea "liquor/essenece", pour into the pre-warmed cup...

11/26/2009 11:23:39 AM

#1063516
rw23

@G. Fieendish

You would deny the supreme utility of the electric kettle? Die, heretic!

Next you'll be telling me you add milk to the sacred infusion. Milk! Liquor of the devil's man-boobs!

11/26/2009 2:55:30 PM
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