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[Re. Tea Party protesters being called "teabaggers."]

We need to make "teabag" as unacceptable as "nigger."

Jay Guevara, Moonbattery 34 Comments [11/24/2009 7:15:51 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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I think teabagger works just fine. You strap on your flags, wave your crosses, and drag your nuts all over the place.

11/24/2009 7:21:46 PM

Wehpudicabok

Ah, the shimmering light of ignorance! How you mock yourself far better than we ever could.

11/24/2009 7:35:14 PM

Dr. Shrinker

As the protests themselves didn't seem to accomplish much, I can't imagine your efforts to get the nickname of the participants changed will be successful either.

11/24/2009 7:41:35 PM



Teabag, please!

11/24/2009 7:53:00 PM

Old Viking

You rightist wingnuts came up with that designation, not us.

11/24/2009 9:22:39 PM

Efrain

Isn't it already less acceptable on Xbox live? Wait... wrong teabag.

11/24/2009 9:32:00 PM

Cthulhus Quill

How about "Douchbag"? Is that a better bag for you?

11/24/2009 9:33:06 PM



WTF? I thought they were calling THEMSELVES "teabaggers"! I mean, I first heard the term on liberal websites mocking conservatives because ha ha, they are calling themselves teabaggers, apparently not realizing that's a sexual term! Silly conservatives! Since when the HELL did it become a slur?

Oh yeah, and being made fun for having dumb political opinions is totes JUST LIKE being enslaved, lynched, denied the right to vote, and generally being treated as subhuman because of the color of your skin! For fuck's sake.

11/24/2009 10:06:10 PM

aaa

I will make that happen with only one condition. Suck my massive brass balls. For 2 hours.

11/24/2009 11:24:27 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Teabagging is already as unacceptable as shouting the word "nigger" in a public place.

Oh, wait, you meant something else.

11/24/2009 11:27:08 PM

Trask


11/24/2009 11:40:28 PM

Trask

Goddamn it, Republicans. You smeared my visor.

11/24/2009 11:40:52 PM

Append Idiots 001

Uh, yeah. You do realize you named yourselves after that classic event known as "The Boston Tea Party" right? I mean sure, the word has another meaning these days, but that isn't our fault, idiots.

11/25/2009 12:07:16 AM



Well until you can get an understanding of what "No Taxation without representation," actually means then you deserve to be picked on.

11/25/2009 12:40:43 AM

Clown

Wtf? Do you know what "teabag" and "teabagging" mean?

11/25/2009 3:27:12 AM

BeemerRefugee1990

I have yet to explain to my father the sexual definition of teabagging.

Maybe someday if I get really bored.

11/25/2009 3:28:46 AM

Titania

Go ahead and make it unacceptable. A teabagger by any other name will still be a moron.

11/25/2009 5:20:13 AM

louislois

You're right.

"Knuckledragger" would be a more apt and fitting name.

11/25/2009 5:35:14 AM

Zaydin

The self-proclaimed Teabaggers (who seemed to wear that label proudly up till they realized what teabagging means today) are a non-threat at best, and hate and fear mongering smacktards who are the sort of person who needs constant supervision from a real adult.

11/25/2009 6:57:50 AM

Catherine

I wish that "teabagger" had as negative a connotation as the "n" word. Teabaggers would deserve it. They are unacceptable, so they deserve an unacceptable word to identify them.


11/25/2009 8:18:29 AM

The L

I don't know about you, but if I saw people teabagging in public, I'd find it downright obscene.

Humiliating sex acts should be relegated to the privacy of one's own bedroom.

11/25/2009 8:26:27 AM

MarshalltheIrish

Of course, because teabaggers have always been hosed down, murdered, billy-clubbed, lynched, raped, and once bound in slavery while being called just that. You take Moonbattery to inspiring new heights again, Jay.

Besides, don't you righty-tighties want to keep a hold on the "n" word? What can you dumbfucks call Obama then? Well, I guess there's always "darkie" and "ACORN community activist."

11/25/2009 1:55:34 PM

Antichrist


We need to make "teabag" as unacceptable as "nigger."

Then what the hell do I put in my hot water after supper?

And you can quit being a teabagger any time you want, as opposed to being born non-white.

11/25/2009 3:58:23 PM

G. Fieendish

Re: Antichrist's last post
[sarcasm]No, No, No Antichrist...[/sarcasm]
Any "tea purist" would argue that "teabags" are the invention of Satan...
According to them, the only way to serve tea, is to pour loose leaf tea, from a packet into a teapot, infuse with boiling water from a non-electric kettle (another Satanic construct), wait for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally, then using a strainer to filter the tea leaves from the tea "liquor/essenece", pour into the pre-warmed cup...

11/26/2009 11:23:39 AM

rw23

@G. Fieendish

You would deny the supreme utility of the electric kettle? Die, heretic!

Next you'll be telling me you add milk to the sacred infusion. Milk! Liquor of the devil's man-boobs!

11/26/2009 2:55:30 PM
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