[Re. Tea Party protesters being called "teabaggers."]
We need to make "teabag" as unacceptable as "nigger."
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WTF? I thought they were calling THEMSELVES "teabaggers"! I mean, I first heard the term on liberal websites mocking conservatives because ha ha, they are calling themselves teabaggers, apparently not realizing that's a sexual term! Silly conservatives! Since when the HELL did it become a slur?
Oh yeah, and being made fun for having dumb political opinions is totes JUST LIKE being enslaved, lynched, denied the right to vote, and generally being treated as subhuman because of the color of your skin! For fuck's sake.
Teabagging is already as unacceptable as shouting the word "nigger" in a public place.
Oh, wait, you meant something else.
Uh, yeah. You do realize you named yourselves after that classic event known as "The Boston Tea Party" right? I mean sure, the word has another meaning these days, but that isn't our fault, idiots.
I don't know about you, but if I saw people teabagging in public, I'd find it downright obscene.
Humiliating sex acts should be relegated to the privacy of one's own bedroom.
Of course, because teabaggers have always been hosed down, murdered, billy-clubbed, lynched, raped, and once bound in slavery while being called just that. You take Moonbattery to inspiring new heights again, Jay.
Besides, don't you righty-tighties want to keep a hold on the "n" word? What can you dumbfucks call Obama then? Well, I guess there's always "darkie" and "ACORN community activist."
We need to make "teabag" as unacceptable as "nigger."
Then what the hell do I put in my hot water after supper?
And you can quit being a teabagger any time you want, as opposed to being born non-white.
Re: Antichrist's last post
[sarcasm]No, No, No Antichrist... [/sarcasm]
Any "tea purist" would argue that "teabags" are the invention of Satan...
According to them, the only way to serve tea, is to pour loose leaf tea, from a packet into a teapot, infuse with boiling water from a non-electric kettle (another Satanic construct), wait for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally, then using a strainer to filter the tea leaves from the tea "liquor/essenece", pour into the pre-warmed cup...
@G. Fieendish
You would deny the supreme utility of the electric kettle? Die, heretic!
Next you'll be telling me you add milk to the sacred infusion. Milk! Liquor of the devil's man-boobs!
A: Would you like some coffee or tea?
B: Tea, please.
A: Here is a cup of hot water and, uh, you-know-what.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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