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Atheists can get married but they'll be commiting adultery, since the marriage will be null before God, just another reason for them to burn in Hell! Yippeeeee! serves them right, those that oppose should burn for eternity.


Cat Power, Yahoo Answers 63 Comments [11/24/2009 1:00:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Catherine
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Efrain

Unless we repent at our death bed of course.

11/24/2009 1:02:56 PM

iComix

You're supposed to NOT be happy that other are burning in Hell, right? "Judge not" as well. And you're a douche, so it looks like a NO U moment.

11/24/2009 1:03:15 PM

shykids

That's nice. Now let's find that restraint harness and muzzle of yours and slip 'em back on.

Edit: Whoops, it's 'shykid'. There's only one of me, I promise.

11/24/2009 1:03:26 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Yeah, "JESUSIBELIEVE" is short enough to fit into your last breath.

11/24/2009 1:04:12 PM



Hey Cat, have you ever lusted after someone else aside from your spouse, even though you actually didn't physically do anything? That's committing adultry too you know.

11/24/2009 1:04:17 PM

John

Someone has been reading the Authorized "Pull-It-Out-Of-Your-Ass" Version of the Bible, again.

11/24/2009 1:04:22 PM

Doubting Thomas

Unless you marry a Christian, because the bible says that a nonbeliever is saved through his/her spouse.

11/24/2009 1:08:51 PM

aaa

You seem to take delight in suffering of others. And oh, did i mention that setting me on fire is a very bad idea?

11/24/2009 1:12:06 PM





"Just another reason for them to burn in Hell! Yipeeeee!"

And you actually think Jesus would be proud of you for that attitude?

11/24/2009 1:15:35 PM

Mudak

That's nice. Now just run along and play with your little friends. Let the grown-ups do what they need to do. Buh-bye!

11/24/2009 1:18:58 PM

Nathan the Wise

Isn't adultery cheatin' on your spouse?

11/24/2009 1:20:03 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Words cannot describe the fail.

11/24/2009 1:22:13 PM

Zoo

If you ever wonder why your friends are all alike (and just like you), well, this is one reason.

11/24/2009 1:23:46 PM

Big Jilm

Wrong. Marriage existed before Christianity. It was a way to pass wealth through the family. Christianity didn't hijack marriage until the 900s. Open a book and look that shit up.

11/24/2009 1:26:00 PM

Old Viking

Marriage is a civil contract. God has nothing to do with it.

11/24/2009 1:31:18 PM

Concerned Brit

Doesn't that christian love just make you feel warm and fuzzy inside?

11/24/2009 1:31:41 PM

Doctor Whom

1. Learn the difference between adultery and fornication.

2.

11/24/2009 1:42:14 PM

Headache

*YAWN*

I don't believe in your little sick fantasy about Hell so no, I am not going to burn anywhere but in a cremation oven!

11/24/2009 1:46:44 PM

Frogflayer

Bugger me sideways. I didn't think it could be possible but YA is getting dumber.

11/24/2009 1:53:34 PM

breakerslion

Dear Cat Poo,

You are an idiot. One cannot commit adultery unless one is married. One cannot commit adultery with one's spouse, no matter what asshat might proclaim that the marriage is null. That includes the infantile, vindictive, bestiality-committing imaginary god you worship.

You might want to save your gloating until after you're dead. I doubt you'll be able, but meantime you won't annoy those that find better uses for their brains.

One cannot oppose that which (one believes) does not exist. One can only oppose the self-serving lies of your clerical overlords, and the pathological lies of their deluded followers.

You should observe your own use of the word "should". Fortunately for the rest of the ecosystem, your twisted, egomaniac ass is not in charge here.

11/24/2009 1:56:06 PM

Nick

This person is not deserving of the name Cat Power.

11/24/2009 1:56:10 PM



"those that oppose should burn for eternity."

Feel the Christian love!~

11/24/2009 2:05:03 PM

Papabear

Look up the word "adultery."

11/24/2009 2:07:37 PM

EllwyenDarwin

Wow!Your a douche.

11/24/2009 2:08:04 PM

BobsOldSocks

Yeah, cos you're *exactly* the kind of person your psychopathic, murderous, revengeful degenerate of a god would want at his side for all eternity. You're welcome to each other.

11/24/2009 2:15:13 PM
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