Atheists can get married but they'll be commiting adultery, since the marriage will be null before God, just another reason for them to burn in Hell! Yippeeeee! serves them right, those that oppose should burn for eternity.
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That's nice. Now let's find that restraint harness and muzzle of yours and slip 'em back on.
Edit: Whoops, it's 'shykid'. There's only one of me, I promise.
Dear Cat Poo,
You are an idiot. One cannot commit adultery unless one is married. One cannot commit adultery with one's spouse, no matter what asshat might proclaim that the marriage is null. That includes the infantile, vindictive, bestiality-committing imaginary god you worship.
You might want to save your gloating until after you're dead. I doubt you'll be able, but meantime you won't annoy those that find better uses for their brains.
One cannot oppose that which (one believes) does not exist. One can only oppose the self-serving lies of your clerical overlords, and the pathological lies of their deluded followers.
You should observe your own use of the word "should". Fortunately for the rest of the ecosystem, your twisted, egomaniac ass is not in charge here.
Yeah, cos you're *exactly* the kind of person your psychopathic, murderous, revengeful degenerate of a god would want at his side for all eternity. You're welcome to each other.
Atheists can get married but they'll be commiting adultery,
Uh..dude? Adultery is having sex with someone other than your spouse, not having sex with your spouse.
since the marriage will be null before God,
Marriage is a civil contract. Not a religious one unless you choose to make it one, how do you think people got married in the Soviet Union?
just another reason for them to burn in Hell! Yippeeeee! serves them right, those that oppose should burn for eternity.
Whatever happened to the whole "judge not, lest you be judged" thing?
Its interesting when you think of. No truly good person could worship a God that would burn anyone for eternity, because they'd know that was wrong. So they'd end up in hell. BUT anyone willing to compromise and actually be happy that people were suffering would not be good people, so they'd go too.
Is this just a cruel plot to send everyone to Hell?
Against whom are they committing adultery? Just because it's "null by God" doesn't mean they're breaking their married fidelity.
And wow, poe? Who says "Yipee" when they talk about someone burning in hell?
But they're already going to hell for being atheists. When they worst they can do to you is the utter worst they can do to you, might as well compound the offenses.
...holy crap, I just comprehended why they think an atheist world would be a world full of murdering rapists. They can only conceive an atheist world that still kind of accepts it's going to hell for all eternity.
Deathbed repentance, you should look it up sometime.
It's that wonderful way out that your god gave us, not that I'd use it. I'll spit in your face until the end of time. Then again I've got Mormons in the family, so if I'm wrong I get a free baptismal pass even after I'm gone.
And what are cat powers? The ability to laze around all day and bitch if your dinner is 5 minutes late?
Wait, adultery is CHEATING YOUR SPOUSE. Besides, following your standards, everybody is burning in hell because ALL marriages except your fundy ones are null. Well, another way to desecrate free will.
This is obviously fake, the yippie and stuff gives it away. He tried too hard.
Also, it would be fornication, not adultery. :p
What the fuck difference does it make in your eyes. We are going to burn for eternity for not believing in your phoney baloney god anyways..now you say or marriage is inavlid and we are sinning against you imaginary Jeebus..
..what are we going to get for that one? Double eternity in Hell?!
P.S. - There will be no one burning in Hell once I am through.
I have faith that I can slap the FUCK out of Jesus, pick him up over my head and toss his ass into Hell.
Then I will reach my arm into Hell and pull EVERYONE out of it.
I will then, after the last person has been rescued from Hell, pull Jeesus out as well because Eternal torture is immoral.
I will then psuh Jesus to his knees in front of me and say:
"ETERNAL....TORTURE...IS...IMMORAL..YOU..FUCKING...WORTHLESS...TYRANT..."
Kicking him in the balls as hard as I can every time I say each word until he cries like the little bitch that he REALLY is.
Then I will forgive him and allow him to join us in Heaven for some beers and a good movie.
Yeah, that's nice. Too bad you're delusional and Hell is nothing more than an illogical, nonexistent failsafe so you feel better about your nonsensical beliefs. You sound like a moron and married atheists are fine. Guess who really lost?
"Atheists can get married but they'll be commiting adultery, since the marriage will be null before God"
Parliament here in the UK says otherwise. They, the House of Lords, and the High Court give councils the legal authority to appoint people who can legally marry couples. Especially in council Registry Offices.
Including Civil Partnerships, which have been going on for several years now.
Said council-appointed officials - and the registry offices in which said marriages are performed - are completely secular . And are legally recognised by said council(s), High Court, House of Lords, and Parliament.
Romans 13:1-5 ring any bells, Twat Power?
"Yippeeeee! serves them right, those that oppose should burn for eternity"
A definite case of NO U.
I love the smell of annihilated arguments - and unjustifiably judgemental fundies - in the morning. Smells like... victory.
Feel that Christian love!
We don't oppose anything, we just abstain from deciding until we have solid proof (from our point of view) that your God is the one true god.
Btw, I'm a member of the Christian Church of Sweden, I was baptised and married in a church. That ought to be more than null before God, surely? If he does exist.
"Atheists can get married..."
- Thank you. Considering how frantically your lot is working to keep people of the same-sex from marrying, I am glad that I don't have to brawl with you over this. As for the rest of your screed, I couldn't care less.
I see someone hasn't been reading their Bible.
Dear Cat Power, please read Proverbs 24:17-18.
You see, us atheists do read your precious Bible. You fundies need to do the same before picking a fight with us.
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