alcohol are called spirits for a reason. they invoke demons to enter the body and make you act like a clown to a monster. depends on what enters you through the pineal gland.
some just want to feel sex again and others just want to destroy you.
don't drink alcohol unless you want to be possessed by demons. and the same goes for any excess of emotion.
we are not alone and there are many dimensions existing together with many different lifeforms who travel in a variety of ways.
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I have spent a lifetime downing evil spirits
I see no reason to stop now !
I have often seen these different dimensions that you speak of after a long session of spirit downing.
Often my room spins uncontrollably and then time disappears ( sometimes for days ) from the twisting of time and space.
"don't drink alcohol unless you want to be possessed by demons. and the same goes for any excess of emotion."
Emotions are BAD. Turn into a mindless, cold-hearted drone TODAY!
"alcohol are called spirits for a reason"
And once again, fundies fail to realize we're not all American and that not everyone speaks English.
Also, the Pineal gland makes melatonin, nothing "enters the body" through it. Well, fundies might have noticed a metal spike entering their bodies through it during their lobotomy, but for the rest of, it's just a small gland.
Yes but watch out for the spirits of stupidity and lunacy especially. They are by far the most numerous, and they don't need the aid of alcohol in order to enter into someone. Also growing in leaps and bounds are the already vast populations of the spirits of self righteousness and insanity. They enter into the weak of mind and the gullible very easily without reliance on alcohol. The spirits af canting and prating are not far behind, again, alcohol not required. Possibly the most prevelant group of modern day spirits, thriving in this internet age, are the spirits of making oneself look like a dork and their close cousins the spirits of blithering idiocy. Alcohol definitely not needed.
Apparently the demon that entered me last night just wanted to periodically throw up in a toilet over the span of three hours before sleeping in until passing out and waking up at 7 pm. This was an oddly ill-spirited demon, because most of the ones I invite into my body just want me to explain to people why I like them in a surprisingly disclosing, if loquacious, manner.
Strange, I tried to blame it on "demons" when I got pulled over for my drunken driving. Yet it was still ME the cops hauled away!
[And thankfully so. Now, I don't drink like that anymore and none whatsoever if I have to drive.]
"alcohol are called spirits for a reason. they invoke demons"
Dude, did you just blaspheme the holy spirit by calling it a demon? Don't you know that's the one unforgivable sin?
It's not demons, it's just that most people's true selves tend to come out when they're drunk.
And what if you only have one drink a night? Does that just let a small demon in, or just let a demon in part way? And what about when you sober up, does that make the demons leave? And funny how you think that the only entrance for demons is the pineal gland. Like an interdimensional being could only enter a human body through a particular biological mass.
Funny how it seems like people who write crap like this above have never had any experience with alcohol. Usually when I've gotten drunk I've had some pretty good times.
And I guess Jesus wanted people to get possessed at that wedding.
1. Not all alcohol is considered a "spirit." Only those beverages that are distilled, 20% ABV, and have no added sugar.
2. They are called that because in many cultures whiskies are known as variants on "water of life." They "give you spirit" (if they're good).
3. The Bible itself discusses responsible use of alcoholic beverages and is ok with it so long as it is used fo sacramental purposes or not drunk to excess.
"some just want to feel sex again and others just want to destroy you"
Don't some just want to play videogames or eat truffles or arrange flowers? No? Just sex and destruction?
"...and the same goes for any excess of emotion."
Then have a lobotomy. Problem solved.
don't drink alcohol unless you want to be possessed by demons. and the same goes for any excess of emotion.
Hmmmm, sounds like someone has bipolar disorder.
Hey pal, take the lithium the doctor gave you. It's like putting up a "Sorry we're closed" sign on your brain.
"and the same goes for any excess of emotion"
Because it's not possible that excessive emotions result from chemical imbalances, reaction to life circumstances, or (the worst) both?
To the people who allege that Jesus drank wine:
No, no, no! You have obviously mislaid your True Christian reading glasses. The Bible, when interpreted correctly, tells us that Our Blessed Lord turned water into grape soda. Of course, the rest of the Bible is to be read literally, including the parts condemning those icky fags and the parts that are plainly wrong on history or science.
Alcohol is called spirits because they can be colorless and odorless, dolt.
I think he had too much to drink already.
Yea that makes sense. I mean, it's words and... Uh?
Jesus, lay off that fucking wine already! Jesus christ, you demon.
Alcohol is called spirits because:
Alcoholic beverage obtained by distillation from wine or other fermented fruit juice or from various cereal grains that have first been brewed.
The essential ingredient is usually a natural sugar or a starchy substance that may be easily converted into a sugar. The distillation process is based on the different boiling points of water (212 °F [100 °C]) and alcohol (173 °F [78.5 °C]). The alcohol vapours (thus the 'spirits" get it?) that arise while the fermented liquid boils are trapped and recondensed to create a liquid of much greater alcoholic strength. The resultant distillate is matured, often for several years, before it is packaged and sold
The chemical effects of alcohol on the human nervous system are well understood. There is no reason to attribute them to demons.
Also "excess of emotion"? I suppose that means we shouldn't do anything fun and should just stay in bed all day staring at the wall?
Fuck that.
Spirit is the name that the Romans gave to the air and to alcohol, for that extension. A little course on ETYMOLOGY?. Wait, you're monolingual, I forgot.
> alcohol are called spirits <
So tell me, Born, would you say that
five and eight IS fourteen
or
five and eight ARE fourteen
Hm?
'depends on what enters you through the pineal gland.'
Get your head OUT of the bloody KJV Bible and into an anatomy text, JACKASS! The pineal gland is DEEP within the brain so nothing can enter the body through it.
And if drinking alcohol means being 'possessed', I'd sure rather be 'possessed', than have to listen to your fundy trash day in & day out. Go jump off a cliff & take your pastor with you.
Confused?
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