well you've still not learnt the word theory have you, so here it is in your language:
Theory(n) A scientifically acceptable body of principes offered to expalin a phemomenon
so you are saying that the apperence of a cat loooking like a tiger or a lion, or a dog looking like a wolf, or a human looking like an ape is conjecture, well if you look in the animal kingdom there are myriad forms that look lke each other because they are related.This is noted not just physically but anatomically, genetically, embrologically, the list is endless. and then what about homology, whereby a bats wing, human forearm etc are made up of identical bones and structure??? thats clearly not evolution in action is it......
also lucy has never been seen as a hoax like your trying to claim. Piltdown man yes admitidly was a hoax, but what about the remains of eregaster, habilis, africanus, neanderthalensis, ramus... are you saying these are hoaxes too? if you ,can prove it the entire scientific community would love to hear from you, and in fact ill get the ball rolling shall i. im sure my collegues in the paleontology dept of Portsmouth University would love to hear from you.
As it stands, apart from lying for jebus, you hav not got a leg to stand on mate, ToE has been around for 150 years and is still as water tight a theory as gravity, or germ theory, or atomic theory. Do you really think the academic institutions are so corrupt that they would lie and decieve the millions of students that walk through the doors of Oxford, Cambridge, Yale, Havard, and all of the other universities worldwide just because they hate your god? you moron How about its because TOE has been proven and backed up not just by biology, but also taxonomy, paleontolgy, genetics, comparitive anatomy, geology biochemistry.... or are you saying these disciplines are fraudulant too
we have the evidence, you have a book of stolen myths. I know where id put my money on