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Quote# 67736

[Re: Oprah]

We are certainly living in the last days. And she has been responsible for deceiving masses of people who want nothing more than their ears tickled....tickled right into hell.
How happy she is making the enemy! And God's wrath will be upon her if she doesn't repent.

His Bride, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [11/24/2009 7:19:07 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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#1060472
analfilth

Oprah?! I thought the devil was supposed to take on pleasing forms.

11/20/2009 11:55:14 PM
#1061991
Wehpudicabok

You know who else believed they were living in the last days? The Christians who were actually there when Jesus died. You know why they believed that? He said he would return in their lifetimes.

Look, I know it's hard to let go of something you've been waiting for for a long time. I've had the same problem myself. But we've both got to admit to ourselves, they're never going to make an Ender's Game movie. Wait, what are we talking about?

11/24/2009 7:46:42 PM
#1062090
Doubting Thomas

OK, so exactly why is Oprah evil?

I guess anyone who has a lot of fans and makes a lot of money must be evil & Satanic, since it's only supposed to be Christian televangelists getting rich off large followings.

11/24/2009 8:23:09 PM
#1062173
Old Viking

God's wrath? Is that when he holds his breath till he turns blue?

11/24/2009 9:07:45 PM
#1062226
Rich

"tickled right into hell."

BWAHAHAHAHA...okay..I'm going to try to use that phrase whenever I possibly can.

11/24/2009 9:46:16 PM
#1062274
Zoo

Heh. . . well, at least you and I can agree on one thing: Oprah is sending people the wrong way. Fortunately on my planet it's not to eternal torture.

11/24/2009 10:37:31 PM
#1062303
Sasha

Oprah cancelling her show means we're certainly living in the last days?

Wow. You must be her Number One Fan.

11/24/2009 11:13:53 PM
#1062348
M.M.

@Doubting Thomas:

Awhile back, I believe Oprah asserted something along the lines of Jesus Christ not being the only way to get into heaven, or something like that. It involved some New Age type stuff as well. Long story short, this set the fundies off like a nuclear bomb.

11/24/2009 11:43:54 PM
#1062367
aaa

Angry soccer mum is angry.

11/24/2009 11:59:19 PM
#1062397


BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!!

11/25/2009 12:30:16 AM
#1062429
DarkfireTaimatsu

And she has been responsible for deceiving masses of people who want nothing more than their ears tickled....tickled right into hell.

This is one of the weirdest and most hilarious things I've ever read on this site. And that's saying something. The mental images it creates are amazing.

11/25/2009 12:56:28 AM
#1062453
dingo

Oprah fancied herself a goddess; I mean, come on, she created her own universe, after all.

11/25/2009 1:26:31 AM
#1062465
werewolf

She's on television, an A/V medium. Doesn't she tickle both eyeball and ear?

Does this mean she gets sent to hell twice?

11/25/2009 2:09:35 AM
#1062507
Clown

And God's wrath is the reason why Oprah is the most influential women in the whole wide world. Wait, what?

11/25/2009 3:10:58 AM
#1062540
Doctor Fishcake

It never occured to me that RR might take Oprah cancelling her show as a "sign". More fool me.

11/25/2009 4:30:31 AM
#1062552
Philbert McAdamia

Did Oprah allow la Palin the make a damn fool of herself? Well, we certainly are in the last trillion days.

11/25/2009 4:38:42 AM
#1062555
Rayne

I think His Bride has something of her own she'd like tickled...TICKLED RIGHT INTO HELL!!!

11/25/2009 4:40:05 AM
#1062561
Brenz

Lady, you are going to die malnourished and unsexed with nothing accomplished because of your beliefs.

Which, ironically, makes you Oprah's target audience.


11/25/2009 4:45:28 AM
#1062579
Titania

She's making the enemy happy while making all that filthy lucre. Yeah, I'm sure her repentance is imminent.

11/25/2009 5:11:34 AM
#1062591
louislois

Oh dear....

I guess she must be distraught over Oprah ending her show in 2011. His Bride will no longer have a daytime talkshow to froth at the mouth over.

11/25/2009 5:42:28 AM
#1062593
Tallyho

OK I have heard the name "Oprah Winfrey" but her influence doesn't go far beyond the US borders. She is mid afternoon telly outside of the US (at best).

So that leads me to ask - is the US the centre of God's world for your fundies?

US is way less than 10% of the worlds population, and the fundy element is probably less than 10% (I really hope) of US population. Do they seriously think that God (if it existed) is only interested in them?

11/25/2009 5:45:40 AM
#1062663
The L

Further proof that RR members never actually re-read their posts before clicking "Send."

Although I doubt it would solve much in this case.

11/25/2009 7:16:28 AM
#1062675
JSS

Yes. How dare she! Spreading a message of love and tolerance instead of hate, wrath, vengence and eternal torture our god of love promotes!

11/25/2009 7:30:08 AM
#1062700
Mister Spak

Oprah was on the air for 25 years. Does that mean we've been in the last days for 25 years?

11/25/2009 8:09:56 AM
#1062717


Huh? She's defintely encouraged a ton of magical thinking in her followers by promoting things like The Secret, but don't you think what you're saying is bit extreme?

11/25/2009 8:19:55 AM
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