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"Aliens" as the article calls them are deceiving you as to their origin. They are merely the fallen 1/3 of all angels, cast down from heaven along with Lucifer. As such, there fate is already sealed. No amount of "religion" being preached at them by the cult of Catholicism will "save" them.

MisterQ, Times Online 31 Comments [11/24/2009 7:27:23 PM]
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Doubting Thomas

No, there is no evidence that aliens are visiting Earth, and there's no evidence that angels or demons exist.

And be careful what you call a "cult," because the Catholic religion is the largest Christian religion in the world.

11/24/2009 7:52:34 PM

Osiris

Aliens are probably better off landing in apartheid South Africa then Louisiana.

11/24/2009 8:01:34 PM

WMDKitty

Why... why am I not surprised at this?

11/24/2009 8:19:11 PM

Thinking Allowed

Throw in a bigoted slur, and you'd have a trifecta.

11/24/2009 8:20:02 PM

Old Viking

Are you a grown-up?

11/24/2009 8:30:12 PM

Gore

"And be careful what you call a "cult," because the Catholic religion is the largest Christian religion in the world."

I'm sorry. It's a cult, albeit the largest cult in the world.

11/24/2009 11:11:16 PM

thejebusfire

How can someone actually believe this shit.

11/24/2009 11:39:20 PM

thejebusfire

How can someone actually believe this shit.

11/24/2009 11:39:20 PM

atheist crusader

ohhh good grief the idiots are over here now, and a times reader at that? Once upon a time the Times would only post letters that where intellectual and made sense, it looks like their standards have slipped

on behalf of my fellow britons, mr Q get off of my island, before i personally throw you off the white cliffs of Dover. Its not that i dislike you but we as a nation need our national IQ to be raised back to normal levels, and if i did'nt her maj would have me locked up in the tower for treason!

11/24/2009 11:47:00 PM



You do realize that an article about angels isn't based on interviews with them or anything, right?

11/24/2009 11:51:38 PM

aaa

Ehhhhh.

11/25/2009 12:30:50 AM

Jack Bauer

Has the Times been taken over by the Sun?

Or the National Enquirer...

11/25/2009 2:31:55 AM

Clown

Someone actually believes that? Damn it, humanity is doomed to stay alone in space. I mean, who would want to come to visit us?

11/25/2009 2:46:11 AM

werewolf

Is it fair to say that, since 19 angels can dance on the head of a pin (as proven by the wizards of UU), 5 or 6 of them are fallen?

I'm just curious.

11/25/2009 2:49:27 AM

Doctor Fishcake

That whole discussion is epic lulz. This is 2009 - hell, it's nearly 2010 - and people still believe this. Maybe we aren't the alamazing intelligent species we proclaim ourselves to be.

11/25/2009 3:42:00 AM

Brenz

You know what crossover made more sense than this? Archie vs. Punisher.

11/25/2009 4:14:52 AM

The L

Let's count the crazy beliefs!

- Belief that we've been visited by aliens

- Belief that aliens are demons

- Belief that Catholicism isn't Christianity

- Belief that preaching religion on a news site will ever actually win converts

@Brenz: Woah, did that seriously get written?

11/25/2009 4:49:44 AM

Mister Spak

Yes but can the average Klingon beat up the average Vulcan?

11/25/2009 8:07:12 AM

HazelHolly

@atheist crusader - Seconded, completely and utterly seconded. None of us Brits want this magnitude of stupid on our island!

11/25/2009 9:25:34 AM

Horsefeathers

""Aliens" as the article calls them are deceiving you as to their origin. They are merely the fallen 1/3 of all angels, cast down from heaven along with Lucifer. As such, there fate is already sealed. No amount of "religion" being preached at them by the cult of Catholicism will "save" them."

You appear to have been abducted and the aliens have stolen your brain and replaced it with rocks.

11/25/2009 9:51:11 AM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Fucking Mormons.

11/25/2009 10:16:42 AM

Elm

While I believe that there are alien civilizations out there, I don't not think that they are "fallen angels" demons or what have you. If aliens have a nefarious plan or want to take over this planet they would probably have done so already given that their technology is more than likely far more advanced than ours are.

11/25/2009 3:21:39 PM

Doug

And this would be why I'm a bit scared of the prospect of receiving a signal from an alien civilization. The day after it's announced everyone and their priest will be preaching at them.

11/25/2009 11:59:48 PM

Nyssa of Aachen

I found the original article, intresting, if somewhat unlikely...
(A delegate at the recent British Interplanetry Society's (BIS for short) Project Icarus symposium argued by contrast, at present, Humanity might be the only Intelligent Civilisation in the Galaxy...).

11/26/2009 12:19:26 PM

JDC1

Would anyone like to buy a tinfoil Hat?

11/26/2009 12:56:10 PM
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