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I have all my wisdom teeth

And I will keep them all until the day I die as long as I keep them clean and healthy. I guess I disprove evolution. Hey, if having one's wisdom teeth removed supposedly proves evolution, then the opposite is just as true.

Jinxmchue, Conservapedia 91 Comments [11/24/2009 7:32:17 PM]
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#1061955
Distind

A note, the admin of this site(Me) has all of his as well and entirely fails to see what the fuck this guy is talking about.

11/24/2009 7:32:11 PM
#1061961
Philbert McAdamia

Keep your tonsils and appendix, too.
Here, you can have mine.


> I have all my wisdom teeth <

Too bad you had the wisdomectomy.

11/24/2009 7:35:09 PM
#1061963
The Bad Guy


11/24/2009 7:35:58 PM
#1061966
The Bad Guy

I think he is confusing wisdom teeth with baby teeth, since his comment reveals that he is clearly no more than 7 years old.

11/24/2009 7:37:06 PM
#1061967
Rayne

I still have my lower ones, so I guess that makes me neutral. Like Switzerland. Or something.

11/24/2009 7:37:17 PM
#1061982
Doubting Thomas

How does having your wisdom teeth removed prove evolution? Regardless of whether or not they're removed, the simple fact that wisdom teeth exist is yet another proof of evolution.

11/24/2009 7:42:42 PM
#1061997
tracer

Okay, Jinxmchue, tell us how much of a boon to your survival and reproductive success those swell 18-year molars make.

11/24/2009 7:48:27 PM
#1062002
Smilodon


11/24/2009 7:50:33 PM
#1062006
wintermute

the "proof he's talking about is that human's jaws have shrunk while retaining the same number of teeth, so there's no room for wisdom teeth.

However, this has more to do with environmental changes than evolutionary ones. People who grow up chewing lots of very tough food (as everyone did before we learned how to cook meat) have larger jaws with plenty of room for wisdom teeth.

11/24/2009 7:51:48 PM
#1062016
Mudak

Let's not lose sight of the fact that the fact that people can get the hiccups is proof of evolution, too.

11/24/2009 7:53:01 PM
#1062022
Old Viking

Okey-dokey.

11/24/2009 7:55:29 PM
#1062028
Osiris

You have no idea what wisdom teeth are do you?

11/24/2009 7:57:41 PM
#1062062
WMDKitty

Excuse me, but WHAT?

11/24/2009 8:12:43 PM
#1062068
davros

What ?

Logic fail

i have an orange so Tuesday


i pity the fool

11/24/2009 8:16:01 PM
#1062083
Amanda

What??

I'm missing a canine. I was born without it. It's a family trait. Because it's a mutation in our DNA. Because DNA mutates randomly. That is what allows evolution to happen.
Still, I have no idea what you're talking about.

11/24/2009 8:20:30 PM
#1062091
Berny

Using your logic, if evolution was true, Jews and Muslims would be born already circumcised.
Evolution doesn't work that way.

11/24/2009 8:23:22 PM
#1062105
shykid

I fail to see what your wisdom teeth have to do with disproving evolution, but if you had some like mine, you'd be screaming in agony and begging to have the excruciating sons of bitches cut out. You couldn't even lie. God may have put those fuckers in there, but they would be coming out.

11/24/2009 8:28:06 PM
#1062141
HA!

I've got my tonsils, appendix and wisdom teeth, all of them. Could I use this to my advantage in your eyes? You know, bilk you for shit. That is provided you're dumb enough to keep up this argument beyond saying it this once =D

Feel free to let me know when I can start using you :)

11/24/2009 8:50:24 PM
#1062147
refuter of fundy vermin

As usual, anything created by the son of that cow Phyllis Schlafly is dumber than an earthworm.

11/24/2009 8:57:07 PM
#1062222
Horsefeathers

"And I will keep them all until the day I die as long as I keep them clean and healthy."

Congratulations. You're a mutant.

And here you jackasses are always saying all mutations are harmful...

"I guess I disprove evolution."

No. You don't.

"Hey, if having one's wisdom teeth removed supposedly proves evolution, then the opposite is just as true."

Only in Conservapedia land.

11/24/2009 9:40:12 PM
#1062227
Sagan's Ghost

Should it be told that homo sapiens is an intermediate species?
Oh, wait! Its personal interpretative powers are infallible.

11/24/2009 9:46:56 PM
#1062248
Sasha

I've had all 4 wisdom teeth removed. That proves that I've evolved and you haven't.

11/24/2009 10:02:24 PM
#1062251
louislois

I bet you Jinxmchue has some Summer Teeth; summer goin' this way and summer goin' that way.

11/24/2009 10:03:33 PM
#1062264
BahrainChris

I've had two of the four removed. If retaining all 4 = creationist loon, and not having any = evolutionist, does that make me agnostic?!!!

11/24/2009 10:15:46 PM
#1062269
Kamism

Guess my ONE wisdom tooth that has grown in sideways and is impacting my molar is proof that creationism/ID is bullshit.

Evolution wins again!

11/24/2009 10:29:11 PM
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